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Violet Baudelaire is Bertrand Baudelaire’s biological daughter. And nothing will convince me otherwise

I like to write the Violet Snicket theory into fanfics but in canon Violet is Bertrand’s daughter. No doubt about it.

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#447. Violet learned how to repair cars and sometimes will do it as a side job now

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Hi I can take over the account if you want! Let me know :)

I'd be very grateful!! I'll follow you with my main @harvest-witch so we can dm :)

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If anyone wants to take over this account; please dm me?

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Not a hc, but a question xD

I was wondering if anyone wants to buy my copies of All The Wrong Questions book 1 and 2?

I tried to read them, but I just cannot get through them :/

And I would rather sell them to someone that wants them, then to give them to the thrift store xD

Please DM @carmelitaspats if interested!

-Admin E

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#446. In her teenage years, Sunny learned how to play bass for a Queen cover band.

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#445. Larry's last name is serviteur, which is French for servingman

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All of Jacques’ passwords are all randomly generated strings of letters and numbers but he keeps them on a sticky note stuck to his computer & Kit has just used some variation of like Weed6969 since she was 14. Lemony hasn’t used a computer since the y2k scare.

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#444. Because of TGG and Fiona, Klaus Hates Herman Melville more than Edgar Guest

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#443. Carmelita is incredibly jealous of Isadora (and later Klaus) because she is completely illiterate. She is also low-key crushing on Isadora which is even more infuriating.

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#442. Violet loves the show "RWBY" because of all the incredibly tech-enhanced weapons, and sometimes for Halloween (or an occasional convention) she'll build one of the character's weapons and cosplay as them. Her personal favorite so far has been Yang, with Isadora as Blake. Violet built both Yang's Ember Celica and Blake's Gambol Shroud.

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#441. Klaus keeps a running list on his phone of movies that he’d remake using only muppets.

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#440. There's previous headcannons and a lot of fanfic in support of this, and I am 100% behind the headcannon that Lemony is Violet's biological father. Klaus and Sunny are the biological children of Bertrand. When/if she finds out, Violet has a much tougher time with it than Klaus/Sunny. Klaus and Sunny still consider her their blood sister and it doesn't bother them in the slightest. Violet goes through a period of depression and isolation because of it.

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#439. Larry listens to soundtracks out of order because he knows it makes Jacquelyn mad.

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#438. Klaus has an Instagram, but all he posts are pictures of his cat.

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#437. Klaus is surprisingly vocally talented. He does an excellent rendition of Razzle Dazzle.

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#436. Lemony Snicket was the illegitimate member of the Snicket family