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do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

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the joy of being just some guy is experienced anew each and every day

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No access to photoshop rn had to make do with my phone's native image editing capabilities

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I had a thought, but unfortunately I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can’t find either anymore

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YOUR ALIVE

I would never be alive, how very dare you!

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growing up is all about buying more pot plants. The more plants you have the more adult you are

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Listening to my little fucked up music to get the insanity out of me before i have to go be normal

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if I could breathe underwater you would never see me again

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Live slug reaction (maybe)

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Anyone here a container fan? Does anyone see a tupperware box and just go feral for it??

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*puts eggs in completely tepid water and acts like you're boiling them* i hate you so much, it makes me so mad

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Everyone needs to know that the word for muscle comes from the latin word for mouse, because muscles make you look like you're filled with tiny mice.

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There are only 3 valid reasons to go to the gym. To be able pickup your friends, to improve your hugging muscles and to defeat the man who murdered your lover in cold blood on a dark and stormy winter night