askxandra

[askxandra]

Apple starts with A,

B is for boot,

C through G follow in suit

When I was a child I knew

That happiness started with an H,

But now it starts with U

i’m so sorry ☺️🔫

-Ellie

Let me spell out happiness for you real quick, yes?

c o c a i n e

You’re not sorry, doll, I wonder how many of these you’ve got, until you get tired of me dodging those pickup lines.

[askxandra]

well, you win some, you lose some. i’m a lightweight so I think i’ll stick to the easy drugs. the better questions is how have you been? i’ve been watching a lot of movies lately, especially one with Sarah Paulson in them and i can’t get over how similar you two look. must be a coincidence, right?

also, kiss me if i’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

-Ellie ;)

A lightweight? What a cute little doll you are. Perhaps I can train you, so you’ll become a little bit less of a lightweight, hm?

I’ve been doing okay, Ellie doll. There’s been a problem with a vitamin delivery, but I’ve got it sorted out.

Well Sarah is one hot woman, I’ll give ya that, but you wouldn’t say she’s hotter than me, would you doll?

They do exist, have ya ever seen a damn turtle?

[askxandra]

Mommy I'm so needy. Pls fuck me I'll do whatever you want. Use me as your fuck bunny I'll give you whatever you want I need you all over me and inside me. I'm so wet I'm so horny pls mommy I need you

-bunny🐇

[askxandra]

Wellooow hihihi😊 I'm sem *giggles* I'm a little one 🙈 can I be your fwiend?

-sem🥺

No.

[askxandra]

Yes, daddy. Thank you. I'll be good. I swear it. -🔥

I know you will be.

[askxandra]

Hi, Ms. Xandra. Gosh, sorry it took me so long to respond. Life has been a bit hectic lately.

- Dani

Life is always crazy.

[askxandra]

I guess I am smart, Miss. It kind of sucks being lonely but without them I can romanticize my life and treat myself. How have you been by the way?-Babydoll

Been okay, it’s fucking boiling in Vegas. Ice cold wine and cocktails for me, the only way to get through the day, and don’t forget your SPF.

[askxandra]

Have you tried edibles? And if so, were they any good? Asking for a friend.

-Ellie

Tried them, didn’t like them. Edibles are for pussies. Grow up and do some oxy. Or maybe don’t.

[askxandra]

I- O- Okay, daddy. I- I'm sorry for being greedy. It won't happen again. Can you forgive me, daddy? -🔥

One more slip up and you’re done for, slut.

[askxandra]

Thought you'd prefer bold over someone hiding like a damn puppy with their tail between their legs. Although in saying that... You can call me puppy, daddy. How 'bout that instead of mommy? I think it suits you, Xandra with an X. -🔥

Oh shut your whore mouth, I will call you whatever the fuck I want to. Someone should fuck you hard enough, you won’t remember your own name, and by someone I mean me because let’s be honest, who else could fuck you that good? Now, I suggest you act a little less like a greedy slut, or I promise it won’t be very pleasurable for you.

[askxandra]

You do look like a lot of Sarah Paulson’s blonde characters. The resemblance is uncanny. I do wonder though, why did you start this ask blog? Some ask blogs do so because it was required by their job, but I do wonder what drove you to make one.

Also what are your favorite songs? You seem like someone with good taste.

And if you aren’t too busy, could you give your opinion on the song “Ribs” by Lorde?

-Ellie Doll :)

She’s one hot fucking woman, let me tell you that.

I started this blog because I’m fucking lonely, and I wanted to see what some of my friends were up to, which is hilarious considering everyone decided to fuck off, not that I care because it means I have more babygirls to myself now, kinda ironic, don’t you think?

My music taste is all over the place, doll, but I like this song “Do it for me” by Rosenfeld. Oh and “4 morant” by Doja something. Really depends on what kinda mood I’m in, but I’ve been playing these a lot recently.

Ribs? It’s a great fucking song, perfect for car rides late at night, yknow? Really makes you think about shit.

[askxandra]

You'll be wanting to know me, mommy. Yeah I'm greedy, what about it? It's rich coming from you anyway, Xandra with an X. Let me entertain you, mommy. -🔥

I’ll be wanting to know you? Quite fucking bold of you, but alright, use the single fucking chance you have, entertain me. Don’t fuck it up, slut.

[askxandra]

I-I’ll be a good girl for you, Miss.I’ll do whatever you want.

Also thank you for the advice. I’m so sick and tired Of fake people. I’m going places without fake people.-Babydoll

They all do whatever I want.

Anytime, babydoll, and you sure are quite fucking smart, aren’t you? So you’ll know you’re better off without them anyways.

[askxandra]

I'm okay miss 🥺 dont worry about me I'll be just fine I think😔. And yeah fuck the world 😌

-Stefani 💜

It gets easier if you just say ‘fuck it’ from time to time.

[askxandra]

Hello miss how are you??🥺👉👈

-Stefani 💜

Today’s fucking miserable, but fuck everyone and everything, how are ya?

[askxandra]

I know I sent you an ask earlier but, what's your advice when it comes to getting rid of fake people? I'm so tired of fake people who are 'friends' with me. I can't even get new friends.-Babydoll

Tell them to suck a dick, doesn’t matter if you have one or nah. They can suck your imaginary dick and choke on it.

In all honesty, babydoll, fuck them, but not literally. No company is better than bad fucking company. You might miss them but you don’t deserve to be surround by toxicity, it’ll just upset you or some shit. You’ll realize you deserve a lot fucking more, once you have good people around you, might take a lot of fucking time but being by yourself is good, too. I mean, look at me.

[askxandra]

Did I stutter, Xandra with an X? 'Cause I'm hot and your hand prints would look good on me. Body perfect for lines too, Xandra with an X. Mm... Fine, I won't call you Xanny, Xandra with an X, how about Mommy? -🔥

Do I know you, or something? God, you’re so fucking greedy, it’s hilarious.