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How do you hold that axe with no fingers?

With the great guardian of weeding's blessing.

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A gift from me to you, it's a Golden Axe, a Golden Shovel, and a Golden Fishing Rod. Unfortunatley, now I have to hunt you down as well. Have a nice day! Poyo! - Kirby, the tuff pink puff.

Lolol I use my Golden Watering can that I acquired earlier to grow a massive bean stalk. Then I use the axe to cute it down and the shovel to make it into a boat. And now I live on the ocean eating the fish I catch with your fishing rod. Catch me now, cotton candy.  

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Are you still alive?

I've spent a lot of time beetle farming. Capturing things is fun.

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Your town could be a little bit cleaner...

Patty could have been cleaner before I made burgers out of her, but you don’t see me complaining.

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your happiness is distracting. i dont like distractions.

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i also like... yoga...

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if smoke means burn to the ground then yes

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blunt objects are always fun.

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