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Goriel: "Hello "Death". Did you know Lucifer and you are somehow siblings? Which in turn then might make you my uncle given Lucifer is my father. In any case, he said "Hello Azrael." if you get this message."

"I'm sorry to break it to ye lass, but yer dad's got the wrong guy. I know sure as hell I got no siblings, nor do I know who the fuck Azrael is. I'm Death, Death is my name. I think yer parent might've gotten me mixed up with someone else. And depending on who that Azrael individual may be, I'm either going to take offense or consider it a compliment. The latter is unlikely, however. Nobody's as great as me, except maybe my lord. He gets second place."

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Hey Varney rhymes with Barney. As in Barney the purple dinosaur.

"How terrible. How will I ever recover from this terrible discovery. Oh nooo. Anyway, you know what I wonder about? Why is that dinosaur purple? Doesn't make any sense. Those oversized lizards were colourful at times, sure, but I never saw a fully purple one. Very unrealistic."

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Who is the most embarrassingly bad horror movie killer and why?

"Oh, that list is damn endless. For every good killer there's like three bad ones, eugh. I couldn't rank them on worst to best even if I dedicated my entire existence to it. One killer I feel is pretty incompetent would be that Annabelle doll, for example. Who would've thought that an inanimate doll would suck at killing? Never could've expected that outcome. No disrespect to that Chucky doll fellow though, he keeps me a wee bit more nourished."

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Nooo, vampires would never disapp-... now wait... wait! ... Ok they may disappoint me... ah! Will the right one ever appear!? All this blood I have... WASTED

"D'awww, there there. I'm sure there's plenty of vampires out there that would meet your standards, mmm? Of course, there are many more out there that'd probably just want your blood, but oh well. Isn't a human's little blip of life all about taking risks? I think you should take many risks. Deadly risks, preferably. For no reason of course.~"

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If you blushed would it be grey or pink?

"it'd be none of your business. Have you ever considered I can't blush at all? Since I don't have blood, or even any veins at all? I'm basically a skeleton wearing a costume when I take on this form, plenty of the tools required for reactions such as blushing just aren't there. They aren't! You got that? Aye?"

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(he really be giving me Olivia Rodrigo vibes with that response like: gOod fOr yOU, yOu lOOk haPpy aNd hEALthY, nOt mE, iF YOu eVEr cARed tO aSK?)

"Stupid stranger... It's not like I give a damn or anything about how they fixate on Ratko. Nooo, no appreciation for Death! None at all! Stupid, stupid, stupid... At least I know my self worth!"

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I am SO telling Dracula you said that

"Go on, tattle, see if I care. My lord knows my stance and what I'm about. Just because I won't hurt her in life does not mean she's not free game in death, and he damn well knows it. Such is life and death, Besides, she'd be better off consumed than rotting away in Hell forever, don't you think?"

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You know what? No! I have no issue! I'm fine, I'm GREAT! You needn't worry for me! I'm FANTASTIC this way! I have PERFECT taste.

"Yeaaaaah.... I ain't buying that. Y'know, usually people who claim one thing are actually feeling something else entirely. And your taste is and will forever be questionable at best, c'mon. Even you gotta acknowledge that eventually!"

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Dark question time! Are you eager to eat Lisa some day?

"Very, very eager! Oh, I just can't wait for the day where I can finally get my hands on her and taste that delicious soul that my Lord values so much. She'll be the finest meal I'll have ever had! I'm watering at the mouth just thinking about it!~"

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How many free souls would it take for you to kiss Ratko?

"Keep on counting, I can't be bought. I'm not kissing anyone anytime soon no matter how many souls you shove my way. I've got low standards, but not that low. These lips are not for smoochin', alright?"

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Hey, are you the one who decided to make so many deadly plants look just like delicious edible plants?

"Maaaaaybe. Why, did you want to try one of them? C'moooon, they're edible! Just only once, but that's no big deal now is it?~"

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Death it's the Bishop can I be brought back for once I didn't deserve to die

"That ain't my domain, dumbass. I'm Death, not Life. Do I look like I can bring people back from the dead all willy-nilly? No! Come back when you've got an alchemist and a rebus ready, aye? Since I lost my pet idiot, I'll need a new one before I can do anything at all. But that's besides the point, nobody deserves to be brought back but my lord. Therefore, I won't be doing anything in terms of trying to revive just some random guy. What's in that for me? Nothing, I'll tell you that much. Now fuck off before I consume your soul entirely, alright?"

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*proceeds to phase through a wall and gives Death a Mimikyu*

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"Well well well, what's this little bugger then? Look at you, hidin' under yer little costume like that! Oddly adorable, you are. Thanks for the gift, whatever the fuck you are. It's a pretty cute thing, and I could probably get some use out of it! Either as a snack or as a soldier, we'll see what I'm feeling like down the road."

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[OOC] Hiatus for a bit?

Hey everyone! Worry not, I've not forgotten about good ole Death here. I've just not been active on this account for a bit because well, frankly, I've just not got much motivation at the moment. I've been doing an overhaul on the art for Alucard and Dracula's blogs and that has consumed a lot of my time, alongside (enjoyable) commission work and (less enjoyable) university classes sucking the life out of me just like how Death would if given the chance. So I've been mostly focussing on my other blogs to get everything in order again! I'll try to pick Death back up soon once I've got some juice again, and I haven't forgotten about him. I just need a little break from this blog so I can focus on the other two for a minute. Who woulda thunk that juggling 3 blogs is kind of tough? Would've never seen it coming. :(

I'm hoping to draw some more expressions for Varney to bring him to life more, since I've been overhauling all my art lately anyway. I don't think I'll draw a new sprite for him yet because the old one is still satisfactory quality, but I do want to at least expand his expressions beyond 'smug' and 'mildly inconvenienced'. Varney deserves a little love, from me that is. Y'all are free to bully him still. <3 The ask box will remain open as well, so if you want to send in questions for when I got time for him again go for it! It'll be a nice boost to start things off with again when the time is nigh. :D

Looking forward to picking this boy back up when I'm able to again! Which, hopefully, should be soon enough. :)

Much love to you all, Adrian

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Come commission me! I've got the art bug and I'm giving out a discount, as you can see in the post above. :D

Thanks in advance for any interest!!

Much love, Adrian

[OOC] Commission me?

Hey guys! I'm itching to draw and I really want to make some money to replenish my funds a little, so would anyone be interested in a commission? I'm willing to give a 20% discount on all the Coloured and Shaded lineart items to the first 5 people commissioning me after I post this!

Thank you in advance for any interest!! Much love, Adrian

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oh! Hi! Funny thing, my roommates and I worked it out through conversation. Huh, I guess death really isn't the answer to everything. Oh well, thank you anyways!

"Oh. Congrats, I guess. It's cool, it's not like I'm hungry or anything anyway. And not like I really wanted a fucking snack. Nah. It's fine. Good for you that you worked it out or something. Hmph."

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Death, please take my roommate, they're noisy and quite bothersome >:(

"Don't mind if I do!~ Just give them a little stab and I'll handle the rest. Mmmm, I would love a nice little snack like that. It's like an appetizer, delicious.~"