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Was I successful in asking a question ?

yes

Ye aap ke liye

~sartik kingh

Stop hogging all the questions kartik

~entire tripathi parivar

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@kartik and aman which one of you keeps the braincell in the relationship

Is it not obvious. I keep the brain cell.

~aman

On our first date you put salt in your coffee by accident, gulped it down in one go and said that's how you like it

~i don't keep it either there is no brain cell

I never said I USE IT

~the brain cell

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shankar ji what are your opinions on lesbian rights. janata ko janana hai.

Shankar Dheenanath Tripathi supports. lesbins

~shankar

We were doing so well until the end. Glad to hear you support lesbins, dad.

~your favourite gay

I have nothing to add just here to make a statement

~IM THE FAVOURITE GAY FUCK YOU AMAN

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do you ever think that if you two were slightly less horny on that damn train ride none of this would have happened

Okay listen up anon in my DEFENSE I was DEAD AGAINST IT but oooohohohoho GUESS WHO DECIDED THAT HE "NEEDS MY TOUCH" and LooKED AT ME LIKE *THAT* I CANT RESIST THOSE FUCKING EYES AND HE FUCKING KNOWS IT I pushed him away three (3) times but NO Mr HORNY MCIDIOT here just HAD to go for it ONE GODDAMN COMPARTMENT AWAY FROM MY FAMILY because WHO PUTS ACTUAL REAL THOUGHT INTO THEIR ACTIONS IN THIS DAY AND AGE AM I RIGHT. WHO HAS THE PATIENCE TO GET TO SOME PLACE WITH A DOOR THAT LOCKS AM I RIGHT. F U CK.

~aman (I'm usually nice I promise)

Valid

~Horny McIdiot

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khana achha kaun banati hai? champa ya sunaina??

hi! In the interest of world peace, this question will go unseen by the rest of the family, and thereby unanswered. Thank you for understanding! Never ask this ever again!

~keshav

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@ the whole Tripathi fam...what are your feelings concerning ducks? This question is very important to me

LOOK AT THIS BOY

LOOK AT HIM

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT LOVE DUCKS

~Aman Duck Lover Tripathi

He hasn't ever been that excited by a picture of me. I'm so hurt.

but yes to ducks <3

~kartik

Haan. I mean. No special interest but they're cute. For one thing they don't cause riots over vegetables so.

~sunaina

I don't have feelings for ducks what are you implying. Disgusting.

~shankar

Are ducks human beings? No. They are not. That automatically makes them valid in my book. It's a yes form me

~rajni 👓

Ducks! 10/10. super cute. I'd like a duck tbh.

(off topic but y'all maybe we should take Shankar tavuji off this blog. for our own sanity's sake, nahi?)

~your fave iPad boy

I like ducks. But I wouldn't eat duck eggs. Because I don't eat eggs. I'm pure vegetarian. Ducks are nice but eggs are bad.

~champa 😘

Sure. Ducks are nice, but.... What is this out of syllabus question I was told there would be questions about my epic cop shut-down keshav ye kya hai-

~chaman

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To Kartik and Aman, What was your moment of sexual awakening and when did it happen?

I was thirteen. Going through my dad's old movie collection (which I've long since stolen from him) after a particularly bad day at school. Decided to watch this little number called "Sholay". It was going fine until

yeah.....

Yeah.

Disregard everything I said to chaman chacha I decided the only rational thing to do after being blessed by this was to become gay. I mean-

~your sunshine boy 😌 (chaman this is a joke if you ask me that question again I'll bite you too)

I honestly don't remember, stop booing Kartik, but my moment of realisation happened when I was 14, brushing my teeth one day and realised straight people probably don't think about kissing boys as often as I do.

And that was that.

~im not a boring person ignore what Kartik says

I'm sorry biTE ME TOO?? YOU'VE BITTEN PEOPLE BEFORE?

~chaman

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I'm literally sitting on the fucking roof I hate this family

Aaja darling let's start our own ;)

~do I have to sign my name each time

Excuse me Chaman ji is your daughter still single can I talk to her maybe?? Rajini ji, shaadi karoge humse?

I am Terrified of answering for her but she's run away from home again so I will let you know when she gets back

~Chaman

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Excuse me Chaman ji is your daughter still single can I talk to her maybe?? Rajini ji, shaadi karoge humse?

I am Terrified of answering for her but she's run away from home again so I will let you know when she gets back

~Chaman

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HAAN HUM PURE VEGETARIAN HAI WOH BESAN KA CHILA THA I AM SO TIRED OF HAVING THIS ARGUMENT AGAIN AND AGAIN DO YOU KNOW HOW DISRESPECTED I FEEL EVERY TIME THIS IS BROUGHT UP I AM A PURE VEGETARIAN I HAVE NOT EVEN BREATHED IN THE DIRECTION OF AN EGG ONCE IN MY LIFE I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDER

~champa 😍💞🤗

lol

~sunaina

R u vegetarians? Pure vegetarians?

kaali gobi

-shankar

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ji your header what

keshav.

~kartik

me :)

~keshav

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@shravithehuman thank you for this art. It is very good. I am very happy.

-shankar

IM FUCKING SOBBINGF THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD I'M FRAMING THIS BY OUR BEDSIDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT

~kartik

it's true. He's ordering frames as we speak.

~aman

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R u vegetarians? Pure vegetarians?

kaali gobi

-shankar

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Y is ur name still kartik singh? Didn't u marry aman? If this is the ask tripathi fam, then u shld also be a tripathi 🤔😊 (if ur not officially married yet then GO ASK UR BOY TO MARRY U IDIOT)

we plan to storm the parliament with a whitener and a ball point pen to rewrite the constitution and get married right there immediately who's with us

-kartik and aman

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forgive him. he's still new to technology. thanks for our first question!

~Aman <3

My dearest Shankar What is gay Yeh gay kya hota hai

when a boy likes a boy. It is a gay. it is ok. not wrong.

-shankar

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My dearest Shankar What is gay Yeh gay kya hota hai

when a boy likes a boy. It is a gay. it is ok. not wrong.

-shankar

[asktripathifam]

Please ignore the previous posts, they will be deleted as soon as I figure out how. Feel free to ask us anything!

~kartik singh xx