Sly Cooper, Master Thief, undercover cop, at your service! Feel free to ask me whatever you'd like, except where I hid my inheritance. A thief never reveals his secrets. He/him bisexual. ((Indie Sly Cooper RP blog mainly focused on Sly 1-3! Penned by Sylvie.))
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Graphic design is my passion (free to use <3)
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Sly Cooper - A Starry Eyed Encounter
sly and carmelita from sly cooper series (c) sucker punch/sanzaru
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Wow I can’t believe Bentley Slycooper invented character development
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Gaining weight is not "ruining" your body. Fat people are not "ruined."
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tw: suicide
you want to end it, but you don’t. to keep going you have to spend a week in bed because you don’t have the energy to get up? so be it. gotta lay on the bathroom floor crying until you run out of tears? okay. gotta scream in your car alone? that’s alright. surviving can be so messy, but you’re still here even if you feel like a wreck. keep breathing. you’ll get through this even if it takes a lot of energy.
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check out this salmon i drew in my lecture notes
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Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity
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you know what’s always bothered me? how people talk about their babies having “random weird fussy days” and they get mad about it right but the thing about that is…
babies don’t steadily grow, they grow in spurts, which means on a growth day they’re in quite a lot of pain … but no one takes it seriously because a baby can’t communicate that they’re growing over a centimeter over night and that HURTS
like, massage your fussy baby … theyre having a hard time … theyre growing obscene amounts in a short period of time and need love and care …
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Intuitive eating as a raccoon is really weird, because...
I’m hungry. I want food. Feral brain says, “eat the trash food.” Stomach agrees. Hey, cravings are cravings!
...civilized brain kicks in, realizing I am in public.
...so I gotta fight the urge to eat the only thing that I actually want to eat. This spikes a downward spiral of appetite suppression that lasts for hours, even days.
Yeah. This happens twice a week!
#muse speaks#ed recovery#you’d think it would be easier but you’d be wrong#for anyone curious it was a sandwich someone had JUST thrown away#*cries in food waste*
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((Slowly coming back to the land of the living. I was in a real bad spot mentally for a hot minute, so I’m so sorry if you’re waiting on RP responses from me! I feel absolutely terrible, but I just didn’t feel like myself for the longest time. I hope you can forgive me!))
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