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How the Netherlands and Portugal feel about being stuck with Spain?

Netherlands- I hate every minute of it

Spain- Only every minute? So there are some seconds you like?

Netherlands- Only the ones when your quiet

Portugal- Hey just think i feel, I've been stuck with him for practically forever, he's always next to me. Maybe i should move house? Make myself an island instead.

Romano- Don't be ridiculous

Belgium- You two are always so dramatic when your pretending to hate Spain.

Luxembourg- Don't call them out on it, you'll just start an argument.

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🕺🎶Romano didn’t start the fire, it was always burning since the worlds been turning, Romano didn’t start the fire🎶🕺

Romano- Exactly I didn't start anything!

Belgium- Romano it's a song

Spain- Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Netherlands- Be quiet

Portugal- Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye", Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana, goodbye

*Spain and Portugal both singing the chorus*

Netherlands, sighing- I'm going outside

Luxembourg- But it's raining?

Netherlands- I'd still rather be out there then in here

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I’m really curious about that boy’s night disaster of ‘08…

Spain- Well there was fire, police, tomatoes and a high speed chase.

Netherlands- That was the worst drive of my life

Luxembourg- You didn't have to keep driving, I told you to pull over many times!

Netherlands- I wasn't going down because of Romano and Portugal

Portugal- Well I didn't throw the tomatoes!

Romano- And I didn't start the fire!

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Hey Romano what is your opinion on gnocchi? (Pasta made from potatoes)

Romano- Pasta and potatoes............

Luxembourg- Uh I think you broke him?

Spain- Maybe his brain exploded or something?

Netherlands- That's not even a real thing.

Portugal- Quick Belgium kiss him, bring him back to life!

Belgium, shrugging- Sure, why not.

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I would like to know something embarrassing of South Italy 😏 that's why he can't see this Ask and only the remaining members can answer this 😝

Netherlands- Have you seen him? All his moments are embarrassing.

Belgium- Don't be mean Ned! Though he did have a pretty embarrassing moment on our first date. He went to get me a drink but tripped and spilt it all over me. It wasn't that big of deal but he spent the rest of the evening blushing and glancing at my chest. I guess it left a stain there or something.

Spain- I can see where Netherlands is coming from, Romano does get embarrassed a lot. He's always crying and breaking things and knocking into things and remember when he used to wet the bed but would never admit it?

Luxembourg- I walked in on him crying once because the pasta he was eating was too good.

Portugal- He's super gullible and easy to trick too. One time I told him Australia had a spider in his pocket so Romano avoided him the whole meeting. Then after the meeting Australia went to talk to him and Romano ran away from him screaming.

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Belgium and Romano, what’s the nicest date you ever went on? Or do the others have better date stories?

Belgium- All our dates are nice, it doesn't really matter we do as long as I can send time with Romano.

Romano- That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me...

Spain- Romano are you crying?

Romano, wiping his eyes- No, shut up!

Portugal- Well since they're going to boring I'll tell you about my best date ever, it was with Netherlands and we went for this romantic walk. It was really nice, the weather was perfect and we had seen a rabbit earlier so Ned was in a good mood. But then we accidentally saw this couple having a picnic so we decided to ruin it for the guy. We made scary noises to lure the guy away from the girl then we beat him up together, it was great.

Spain- That sounds kind of like my worst date ever.....hey wait I was that guy, you two were the masked guys who beat me up!?

Portugal- Yeah that's what made it fun

Belgium- Ah so that's why Spain just abandoned me on that date.

Luxembourg- The only date I've ever been on was the set up one with Norway. Though we did become friends after so it wasn't that bad.

Netherlands- I guess my first date with Denmark? There wasn't particularly anything special about it but it just felt like the best date. Probably because after waiting for so long we were finally on a date together.

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Lux! How come you haven’t confessed your love to Liechtenstein yet? What’s the holdup?

Luxembourg- There is no hold up, I'm just waiting for the right moment...

Romano- He's just scared

Belgium- Aww that's so cute, I can ask her out on your behalf if you want Lux?

Netherlands- Or i could ask?

Luxembourg- I'm not scared and don't do that!

Portugal- You so are scared!

Luxembourg- Am not!

Spain- Why don't you just get her to ask you out instead then?

Luxembourg- No more ideas, I can handle it myself.

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Okay, Lux will be Jean and Romano can be Razor or Diona Lux and Jean: Both are overworked/workaholic

Portugal- Oh Lux has a twin we never knew about?

Belgium- A twin? That would be so cute they could wear matching clothes!

Luxembourg- I would never do that!

Netherlands- There's also the point that this "twin" doesn't actually exist.

Spain- Hey look Romano this razor guy was abandoned by his parents and raised by wolves, it matches your story!

Romano- How does that match me!? I was not abandoned by grandpa Rome and you're not a wolf!

Spain- Actually i was thinking about the founding of Rome story...

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Do nations have no children? I thought Gibraltar was the son of Spain and England🤔🤔🤔

Spain- Well yes but no?

Romano- Spain's useless, what he means is children of nations exist but not in the traditional way.

Luxembourg- As far as we know no nation has ever given birth, kids just sort of turn up one day.

Belgium- Sort of like your story of the stork bringing them but I don't think a stork brings nations?

Netherlands- It's a constant fear that one day a child will just turn up and suddenly I'll have another mouth to feed.

Portugal- So you see that's why someone has to experiment with getting pregnant the normal way, it's for science!

Luxembourg- Yeah sure, you're only interested in science....

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Portugal- I agree with the train, it's bullshit!

Romano- Mind your fucking language bastard!

Luxembourg- Wait Portugal you do understand that a train didn't send this ask right?

Portugal- Of course, the train is in the picture just telling it like it is.

Netherlands, sighing- You're the train, that's why it has your flag on it's face.

Portugal- I'm the train? Do I at least look good as a train?

Netherlands- No

Spain- Wait do none of you know who Thomas is?

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So it is possible for nations to have children?

Luxembourg- Maybe? We don't actually know.

Spain- As far as I'm aware I don't know any nations who've had children but that doesn't mean we can't. I'm not sure if anyone's even tried.

Portugal- So you up for being the first Belgium? I mean even if we don't get a kid at least we'll have fun.

Romano- Fun!?

Belgium- No thanks

Netherlands- Yeah just think of the costs.

Belgium- That's not why I'm saying no...

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Aww, so you’re not going to dress up for Halloween? You all looked so cute as the little red riding hood characters!

Netherlands, walking into the kitchen- No we're not dressing up this year.

*Belgium, Portugal, Romano, Spain and Luxembourg all dressed as Netherlands in the kitchen*

Netherlands, backing out of the kitchen- I'm going to ignore that.

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So, you guys doing anything for Halloween?

Netherlands- No we are not, Halloween is a waste of money.

Portugal- Boo! You're so boring!

Spain- What about when all the kids come in their cute little costumes? You at least bought some candy for them right?

Netherlands- No, why would I?

Belgium- How can you be so heartless!? Quick let's go get something for them!

Romano- I'm not surprised, tall bastard is probably the kind of guy to throw water at trick or treaters or something.

Luxembourg- I don't think he would go that far, though he may attempt to charge them for being on his land.

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I think I found another reason spain and Portugal don’t like America. Palomares the town in Spain, that is now uninhabitable cause the US military accidentally dropped four nuclear bombs on it in 1966

Spain- I still can't believe he accidentally dropped those, seriously it had to be on my land? Though only parts of Palomares are inhabitable and fenced off. I'm actually trying to encourage more tourists to the safe parts at the moment.

Luxembourg- Yeah good luck with that, unfortunately it's reputation has been tarnished by the accident.

Romano- It's not like he meant to do it.

Netherlands- No but you think when carrying dangerous weapons they would be more careful.

Portugal- Yeah how dare he drop nuclear weapons on my younger brother, if anyone i should be the one doing that.

Belgium- I don't think that's the point...

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The fact that Portugal is ready to become a father on a whim-

Portugal- Hey it's like I haven't raised kids before.

Netherlands- It's because of how they turned out that you shouldn't be allowed to have anymore.

Portugal- I was a great at raising them.

Romano- You messed up some perfectly good kids is what you did. Look them now, they have anxiety.

Portugal- Besides don't you all want to see mini Portugal's running around? Or i suppose mini Belgium's?

Spain- Mini Portugal's? As in more of you!? Belgium please I'm begging you don't give him any kids!

Belgium- I wasn't going-

Spain, begging on his knees- Please Belgium don't!

Luxembourg- I think Spain's having some kind of breakdown.

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If Bel and Port had a kid where would that child even represent 🤔

Luxembourg- Well it might not represent anywhere, just because Belgium and Portugal are nations doesn't mean their child would be.

Netherlands- True but they could represent the embassies.

Spain- My guess would be the cities closest to each other. Like whichever Belgian city is closest to Portugal or vice versa.

Belgium- Aww that would be cute i always assumed it would be one of the capitals though.

Portugal- Well there's no way of knowing unless you want to try it out Belgium?

Romano, hitting Portugal- Back off!

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Surely underneath all that ‘cool’ lies a sensitive heart? Right, Netherlands?

Netherlends- No, under all this cool only lies more cool.

Romano- Damn it even his response was cool!

Portugal- I mean he does have a sensitive heart deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep

Luxembourg- Ok we get it

Spain- I think it's just that even when he's doing sensitive things he still acts cool about everything.

Belgium- He's been like that for so long.