askthestjohnbrothers-blog
Don't Tell Mama
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Now, don't tell Mama that me an' Danny made this blog. Don't think she'd be all that happy with us, considerin' all the mischief we've been up to. So, ask away. We won't bite... Much.
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askthestjohnbrothers-blog · 12 years ago
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(( Incase you haven't noticed...))
(( I'm on a temporary hiatus for the first few weeks of the new semester. I have a crazy schedule and need to focus on grades. I'll be back in a few weeks~))
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askthestjohnbrothers-blog · 12 years ago
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wow andy slow the hell down ya drama queen jeez
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What would your parents think if they knew everything about you now?
Andy looked down at his feet, averting his gaze from the judgmental anon. "They'd....probably be disappointed." he finally confessed, his usual smirk swallowed by a solum look of guilt."More than disappointed," Danny sighed, rubbing the back of his neck, "They'd probably disown us..."
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askthestjohnbrothers-blog · 12 years ago
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(( A The Walking Dead Game AU where it's crossed over with Adventure Time.
Starring:
Simon as Lee
Marcy as Clementine
Princess Bubblegum as Lilly
Jake as Kenny
Finn as Duck
Lady Ranicorn as Katjaa
Beemo as Doug
Flame Princess as Carley
Peppermint Butler as Mark
Earl of Lemongrab as Larry
...And Lumpy Space Princess as Ben. ))
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"No need ta be jealous, baby Sis...." "We're FAMILY aftah all..." "We c'n give ya s'm love 'n attention too." "Ya'know, now that yer papa aint 'round ta~"
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(( It's litERALLY LEE AND CLEMENTINE THOUGH ))
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Simon & Marcy
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askthestjohnbrothers-blog · 12 years ago
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(( GURL STHAP. You're one of the biggest followers on this blog how CAN'T I love you and OH GOD I NEVER SAW YOUR FACE BEFORE YOU ARE SO ADORABLE WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS SITE A PRECIOUS BABY OH GOD C'MERE *smooshes your face* ))
((i feel like i’ve achieved something every time tumblr user grunklestanbearpig likes one of my posts))
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Actions speak loudah than words, Sis~
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askthestjohnbrothers-blog · 12 years ago
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(( sAME ))
((i feel like i’ve achieved something every time tumblr user grunklestanbearpig likes one of my posts))
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Opposites attract~
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askthestjohnbrothers-blog · 12 years ago
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oUCH MY HEART
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Here is a Kenny and Katjaa version. I needed something small to do to break away from all my finals.
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askthestjohnbrothers-blog · 12 years ago
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My best friend: Orphan meat is the veal of cannibalism.
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Whose the gentle one and whose the rough one?
"Reckon it varies dependin' on th' situation."
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i wanna shove danny up against a rough surface and bite him as i force him to fuck me
“Why do I always get th’ crazy, bitin’ types…!?”
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I fantasize Andy's massive hands running all over my body as he fucks me hard up against the barn.
“Ain’t nevah played nookie with’a grey-face befer…but I suppose there’s’a first time fer ev’rythin’~”
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Anonymously leave a sexual fantasy you have of me in my ask.
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askthestjohnbrothers-blog · 12 years ago
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Danny soon returned with some beers and a plate wrapped over with tin foil. "Here ya'll are yer majesty." He sneered, shoving a beer in his brother's hand and putting the rest on the coffee table. Peeling back the foil, Danny exposed a few spare rib-looking slabs of roasted meat.
Andy flashed his brother a belittling glare before fixating his smile back. "Dan...be polite now. We got company ovah~" The eldest's massive fists made easy work of the bottle, cracking the top off in a matter of seconds, barehanded, like it was second nature. Bringing it to his chapped, thin lips, he rose a brow at Clarence's words.
"Are they? Shit....me 'n Dan nevah went too far f'm th' farm ev'r since th' dead started walkin'....so we hadn't seen nuttin'. But still...you'd think people would be able ta keep their sanity in these hard times...."
Familial Bonding | Doug, Clarence & Andy, Danny
Andy shook his head, bounding up the stairs and opening the door for Clarence and Doug, “See now….that’s just a gosh darn shame. People these days gotta rely on each otha…if ya’ll just fight on th’ time, how are ya’ll supposed ta get anythin’ done? …Right Dan?”
Danny’s head popped up when he was addressed. He had no idea what Andy was talking about, since his focus and attention was being given to his new “best pal”….but he tried anyway. “Uh….right Andy. Exactly.”
“See now, me ‘n Dan bicker s’mtimes…but we’re brothas, ‘n at th’ end’a th’ day, we gotta watch each otha’s backs…aint nobody more loyal than kin, am I right? ….Gotta…keep em close.” Andy chuckled, and anyone knowing the Saint John’s second darkest secret would be shuddering right now in repulsion….but thankfully, Doug and Clarence were none the wiser. “Now make yerselves at home, boys…! Dan, why dont’cha go ‘n try ta wrestle our guests up s’m food, hm?”
Danny grumbled. He ALWAYS had to be the one doing the dirty work, didn’t he? Fattening up the pigs before the slaughter wasn’t that bad compared to the other chores Andy saddled him with, ( like washing dishes and cleaning out Maybelle’s pen), but he knew the only reason Andy kicked him out was because he thought he “scared” people away. Without a word, but with a lot of bitter thoughts, Danny shuffled away.
“….So ‘Rence, what’re’ya doin’ ‘ere anyways…? ‘M assumin’ you ‘n Doug wuddn’t in th’ same group at first…did’ja meet up? That’s s’m good luck right there, I reckon. Dunno WHAT I’d do iffin me ‘n Dan got separated….”
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