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a song of ice and fire aesthetics:

HOUSE  T A R G A R Y E N

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i don’t know if i ship this since rhaegar listened to his boner for a fifteen year old but i like to imagine that elia and rhaegar were in a relationship that was very much of being in cahoots…. i can dream

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Rhaegar is sensitive. He doesn't appreciate being called a "fuck boy" and wants his "haters" to know that he loves lyanna and he never meant to hurt anyone (not that that would ever make anyone hate him any less. He's an embarrassment to blondes and an embarrassment to all fathers.)

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OHHHHHHHHH LYANNNNAAAAAA MY LOOOOOVEEEEEEEEE

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OH LYANNA, LET ME COMPOSE A SONG ABOUT YOUR BEAUTY! YOU ARE MY MUSE, MY LOVE, MY GODDESS! YOUR EYES ARE LIKE A STROM, YOUR HAIR AS DARK AS MIDNIGHT, YOUR CHEEKS AS WHITE AS MARBLE YOUR HEART AS STRONG AS A LION YOUR LIPS AS RED AS BLOOD YOUR TONGUE SHARP AS A KNIFE! YOU ARE MY QUEEN OF LOVE ABD BEAUTY, MY GODDESS! I AM YOURS TO COMMAND, YOURS TO DESTROY! PLEASE MY GODDESS TAKE ME INTO YOUR ARMS, FOR I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BE WITHOUT YOUR LOVE, YOUR WARMTH, YOUR BEAUTY, YOUR SOUL! TAKE THIS UNWORTHY SOUL, I AM YOURS UNTIL MY DYING DAY! THE GODS MAY CURSE US, MEN WILL HUNT US, BUT I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL THEY BURN MY BODY! I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE STARS FALL FROM THE SKY!!!!!! LOVE Your unworthy vassal, Rhaegar, of house targaryen

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Dear Diary,

Today, harry potter, the stupid golden boy and the love of my life —oooh harry! and his stupid friends cost Gryffindor house 10 points. HA!

Love,

Draconius Lucius Malfoy

Heir of House Malfoy Prince of Slytherin Future Mr. Potter.

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OHHHH LYANNA MY LOVE, LYANNA! LET US HAVE ANOTHER BABY!! I WISH FOR MORE CHILDREEEEEEEN~ *strums his harp*

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IT BRINGS ME GREAT PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE THE BIRTH OF PRINCESS SUVI RHAENYS THRANDUILDOTTIR, DAUGHTER OF KING THRANDUIL AND PRINCE LOKI.

SHE IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL BABY! BLACK HAIR AND BLUE-GREEN EYES, AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE SEA!

AND I, RHAEGAR TARGARYEN, WAS CHOSEN TO BE HER GOD FATHER!

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Looooooooki!

Loki's not here right now. He's too busy with his new born elf Jotun baby. -- Draco Lucius Malfoy, Lord of House Malfoy.

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OHHHHH LYANNNAAAAAAAAAAA MY LOVEEEEEE I MISSS YOU MY LOVEEEEEEEEEE!

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birthday close-ups for lina ♥

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Thranduil x loki x legolas

(If loki is elf)

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I’d choose you. In a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.

(via dustofsleep)

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FANGIRL CHALLENGE: [1/10] families - Thranduil and Legolas

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Thranduil all up in yo face. What a babe.

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Well, we might as well share the great news now. I'm sure most of you guys saw this coming - Loki and Thrandy have entered a relationship and are expecting a bundle of joy. AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!