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Couple of Vandan things

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Stinky man

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((yearly Vandan post))

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hahaha a little smidgen of backstory sort of

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After many months i have finally decided to finish this lmao

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((What's your usual haul look like? Before or after turning 'em in.))

Depends! But I don’t take bounties that are under 100 coins. They’re just too easy.

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 (ง'̀-'́)ง

You sure you wanna fight? I won’t blame you if you back down now and save yourself the trouble.

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Ready for a fight?

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((What happened between you and Reavierre?))

Well that is... a long and complicated story...

Maybe saying we used to work together is putting it a bit too lightly.

We used to be partners in crime, I guess.

And I thought we would be that way for forever. But I guess he thought otherwise.

Maybe one day I’ll end up telling the full story, but for now just know he’s a massive jerk and I hate him.

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What's with the hair now, who's this guy?

“His name was... is... Reavierre. We... used to work together. I guess.”

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((You're always wearing a mask, so it's a little hard to tell... You turned into somebody else?))

“Yes… I suppose for non-bandits the change is not immediately obvious since we are masked. But I now look like an old… acquaintance of mine.”

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Long time, no see! Your muse is somehow afflicted with a case of “I hate you-osis”, and they take on the appearance of someone they hate for 5 asks! (Or however long the mun would like)

“You have GOT to be kidding me.... why would you make me look like him of all people?!”

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“Oh...”

“I see...”

But, buddypal. You already got all the way up there and comfortable but.. where is the wooing? You cant just physically conquer this big mountain. Think ~romantically~.. maybe go off and prepare a lovely dinner? Food conquers hearts ;) (Jes trying to get bandit off tubba lmao)

Vandan tapped his mask thoughtfully, “You may be right…”

He jumped off tubba and landed at his feet, grabbing one of his big hands between his own gloved ones.

“Go on a date with me.”

“…Please” he added as an afterthought.

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But, buddypal. You already got all the way up there and comfortable but.. where is the wooing? You cant just physically conquer this big mountain. Think ~romantically~.. maybe go off and prepare a lovely dinner? Food conquers hearts ;) (Jes trying to get bandit off tubba lmao)

Vandan tapped his mask thoughtfully, “You may be right…”

He jumped off tubba and landed at his feet, grabbing one of his big hands between his own gloved ones.

“Go on a date with me.”

“…Please” he added as an afterthought.

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So you got up there, now what?

Vandan: I didn’t even know I could do that...

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with kisses? really?... sooo how are you going to get all the way up there?

“I have my methods.”