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A little aggressive if you ask me
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Oh My God look at them
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one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face
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Hades appreciation post.
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do you ever take a minute to appreciate the frost on windows and whatnot
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do you ever stop to look at this like really look at it
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before it melts or you defrost your car so you can see out the windows
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i mean look at this shit it’s straight up artwork
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artwork that melts
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Okay so I’ve been seeing a lot of “SaveAgent Carter” posts. This is going to be kind of like that but witha little more…umph
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Accordingto tvbythenumbers which is the only website I can find thataccurately describes ratings and viewer trends for television....
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Even medieval monks complained about their jobs!
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1999: A divorcing couple divides their Beanie Baby investment under the supervision of a judge. [Reuters]
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BAD DRAGON GIVEAWAY, TIME TO CELEBRATE A NEW JOB AND 2 YEARS ON TUMBLR
Products pictured: Duke the Bad Dragon, The Gryphon, David the Werewolf, Chance Unflared, The Tentacle, The Dragon’s Tongue, Equiknot, The Werewolf Were-able, The Swamp Wyrm, and Luka the Otter.
Products not eligible for the giveaway: Stubbs, any penetrable toy, and Bruce the Shark.
Products that ARE eligible: Everything else! Including…The Cocksheath, The Ultimate Fantasy, all Lil Squirts, Teenie Weenies (4 packs), and every other regular dildo except Bruce.
Sizes: Small or medium only
Size restrictions (as in, you can’t get these): Medium or large Chance (either type of Chance) and medium Ultimate Fantasy
Colors: Stocked standard, single custom, split custom, marbled custom, split marbled custom, fade custom, split fade custom, and toy exclusive.
Color restrictions (as in, you can’t get these) : Split fade custom, fade custom, and split marbled custom ONLY for smalls.
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RULES
Do not have to be following me
Giveaway blogs are fine
Only reblogs count (please do not like)
One reblog each initially, can reblog again at a later date as a reminder
MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO JOIN IN
Will ship only within the USA
Must be comfortable giving me your address if you win
Ends April 1st
Will hopefully be ordered by mid to late April
ONE RUNNER UP GETS A PACK OF TEENIE WEENIES
Winner will be chosen by EvulFawks via random number generator because all entries will be assigned a number. Number sheet will be posted with the winner.
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Word Problems
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Send 'Ow' for my muse's reaction to yours coming home with a black eye
Send ‘What happened?’ for my muse being the one to come home with the bruise 
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A parents sacrifice.
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