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Johnny: I don’t know to be honest. With my situation, pregnancy is such a difficult thing.

Adam: Yeah. After everything that happened with Nix, and then the constant worry throughout the wait for Aaron, we just don't want to risk something bad happening again.

Johnny: I wanted a little baby after Nix and I have Aaron now. So I guess that’s a no.

Adam: Honestly, we have our hands full enough with everyone in this house. I think we're good on children.

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I know we’re not everlasting We’re a train wreck waiting to happen One day the blood won’t flow so gladly One day we’ll all get still

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Steve: I don’t know if there are best presents. All of the presents I got were amazing.

Lucy: I agree with Baba. I can't pick anything to be a favourite. 

Johnny: Come on. There has to be one thing you like more than the others.

Lucy: Nope. Favouritism is bad.

Johnny: Well I’m not asking you to pick your favourite relative. It’s just a present.

Lucy: Why aren't you pestering Baba? Ask him things.

Johnny: Well Pops, what’s your favourite present? It’s mine right?

Steve: I actually really liked the scrapbook Clint got me. It’s full of pictures of my parents and Bucky and myself from the 40s. He found them at SHIELD.

Clint: I was digging through one of my old files when I stumbled across a similar project name. Those were in there. SHIELD doesn't need them, doesn't even know they're gone. They're in the rightful place now.

Steve: Thank you Clint.

Clint: You're welcome.

Lucy: I still don't want to choose.

Johnny: You must.

Lucy: Ugh fine! Erm, I really like what Alec got me. It's a little rose gold ring with a split. One side of it is a crescent moon, and the other is a little four point star with a little gem. It's cute.

Johnny: Ooh la la!

Lucy: Shut up.

Johnny: Anything else?

Lucy: The bracelet Grandpa made me is pretty cool. It's like the one Phee made me but not.

Johnny: And?

Lucy: And that's it.

Tony: Well that’s not true.

Lucy: I just said I like your present though? What do you mean I'm lying?

Tony: I didn’t say you were lying. I said it wasn’t true that ‘that’s it’.

Lucy: *looks around suspiciously* What does he mean?

Tony: The bracelet is a fake. No power amplifying qualities whatsoever.

Lucy: What? 

Phoenix: Why would you do that?

Tony: No reason. *walks away* 

Evan: Is anyone else really confused? 

Lucy: I have no idea what's happening.

Phoenix: Me neither.

Johnny: Can Dad get any more confusing? 

Tony: *pops back in* Am I? By the way Lucy, the Spyder is yours.

Lucy: Wait what?

Johnny: I think he just gave you the Spyder.

Lucy: What. Just what? 

Evan: You just got a new car.

Steve: Sneaky Tony.

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“LANGUAGE!” : THE SAGA

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I will miss you Tony.

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Steve: I was very impressed. And I’ve always been very proud of Lucy but that was something incredible. 

Clint: It was extremely impressive.

Lucy: It wasn't that great. I didn't knock you over or anything.

Steve: That will come soon enough. Small steps Luna. It took Johnny and Peter years of practice.

Johnny: Here we go again. Yeah Pops, you’re the best.

Clint: But Lucy, you're barely 18, and already you've nearly knocked the amazing Captain America down.

Lucy: I guess.

Johnny: You guess? Take your victory!

Lucy: I'd hardly class it as a victory.

Clint: Stop putting yourself down, you're worse than Steve used to be.

Steve: Clint does make a point. You should listen to him if you won’t listen to me or Johnny.

Lucy: Much like Grandpa says, I'm too much like Orch to listen apparently.

Johnny: Awww. My Luna! 

Lucy: You're all embarrassing, you know that right?

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Steve’s Birthday and Alec. #3.

Lucy: *makes confetti rain down*

Steve: *looks up and laughs* Thanks Luna.

Lucy: I do my best.

Tony: Just as long as you’re willing to clean it up.

Steve: Tony! No parenting on my birthday. 

Tony: Oh fine. See what they’ll do with 3 minutes without parenting.

Phoenix: Grandpa, you really need to have more faith in us.

Lucy: Yeah, we're not that bad. 

Tony: You’re superpowered teenagers. I’ve been there and seen that. *points to Johnny and Peter* 

Lucy: And now you get to see it again.

Tony:

Peter: Dad. You really need to stop reminding us that we were nightmares once.

Tony: Were?!

Johnny: Yeah. Peter didn’t say anything wrong.

Bucky: I agree with Stark for once. You two can be awful.

Steve: This is what you choose to agree with him on?

Bucky: Yep.

Steve: I shouldn’t complain. At least you’re agreeing.

Lucy: See Baba? Happy times.

Phoenix: You're insufferable.

Lucy: Wow, you're the best Nix, really you are. 

Johnny: *imitates Tony* Now kids. Play nicely. 

Tony: How dare you! 

Steve:

Tony: Steve!

Clint: Sorry to interrupt, but I just wanted to make sure you knew Riley and I hadn't forgotten birthdays.

Steve: Of course Clint. 

Clint: *rubs eyes* Ri's been stuck with work and I've just got back from a mission. We'll swing by the kitchen tomorrow morning with presents but for now I need sleep.

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Super stoked you're all up and running again!! :)

Thank you so much. I understand that it was a bit of a difficult time with myself being so busy with my studies but I we are back!

In truth, we’re not back at maximum capacity yet but we could be if you guys send us your questions. 

Thank you so much again for sticking around through this bit of a bump in the road.

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Steve’s Birthday and Alec. #2.

Johnny: Hey Luna. What’s got you down?

Lucy: Hmm? Oh, nothing. Just... Thinking.

Johnny: Well that can go both ways. What about?

Lucy: I just- I was thinking, well wondering if maybe, possibly Alec could come?

Johnny: To Pops’ birthday?

Lucy: Yeah?

Johnny: As what though? Besides, I think Webhead will literally web all my clothes together if he knew you were asking me and not him.

Lucy: Technically, you asked me first so. And as my boyfriend I guess, what else would he be?

Johnny: I don’t know. It doesn’t seem too fitting. Why don’t you ask Webhead and Evan and then let Pops decide.

Lucy: Okay. Can you send them in?

Johnny: Sure. 

Peter: *walks into her room with Evan* Loulou? Hothead said you wanted to talk to us.

Lucy: Yeah, I do. I asked Orch because he asked me first, but... Can I invite Alec to the party as my boyfriend?

Peter: I guess. Evan still has to meet him. 

Evan: That is true. I still haven't met this boy who you've become infatuated with.

Peter: Well, we don’t have any problem with it. But you should ask the birthday man himself.

Lucy: Thanks Daddy, thanks Papa. Do you know where Baba is?

Evan: I think he was with your Grandpa in the kitchen because of coffee. 

Peter: Which is typical. 

Steve: Really Tony. I don’t need anything fancy. 

Lucy: That doesn't matter Baba, you'll get something fancy anyways. Grandpa, someone told me Phee was looking for you.

Steve: Can I ever have a birthday the way I want?

Lucy: About that. I was wondering if I could ask you for something.

Steve: Sure Luna.

Lucy: I asked Dad and Papa already, but I wanted to ask you too. Could Alec come? Maybe?

Steve: Alec? I suppose so. But if anything happens, I’m asking you now to handle it quietly. 

Lucy: Baba, what would happen? Really?

Steve: As long as you have it under control, I don’t mind.

Lucy: I really don't know what you're getting at?

Steve: Don't worry. It's okay.

Are you sure you're happy for him to meet all of us?

Lucy: What? Yeah of course. He's already met most of you guys anyway.

Steve: Then I look forward to him attending.

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Lucy: Okay, so what's the plan for Baba's birthday?

Bucky: Nothing too fancy. Steve doesn’t like that sort of thing.

Tony: I second that. He’d probably just want to spend time with all of us.

Phoenix: Okay that's great, but what about food?

Lucy: Yeah, what about food?

Peter: Pizza.

Johnny: What else? None of us have the patience to cook.

Phoenix: Are you sure Baba would want that? Wouldn't he want something, I don't know, healthier? 

Lucy: Phee, it's a party not a normal day.

Tony: Besides, even Captain America has cheat days. 

Phoenix: Well sorry for trying to consider Baba's health.

Lucy: That's okay, Nix.

Peter: What about his cake? 

Johnny: And Luna’s.

Evan: *pokes head round the corner* Loulou's cake is sorted. It's in the fridge with a big 18, a baby photo and a picture we took yesterday. All good.

Lucy: Thanks Papa.

Bucky: It should be a patriotic cake.

Lucy: Red, white and blue.

Tony: The American flag? Come on. That’s all he ever sees all day, he doesn’t need it on a cake too.

Phoenix: I agree with Grandpa.

Lucy: You always agree with Grandpa.

Phoenix: So? You always agree with your precious "Orch".

Lucy: I literally just agreed with Bucky!

Johnny: I didn’t even say anything!

Peter: Yeah. But you don’t want that cake.

Johnny: You only do because those are your colours! 

Peter: No!

Steve: *walks into the room and clears throat* 

Lucy: Hi Baba.

Steve: Maybe I can help.

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Peter & Johnny: *enter the gym* 

Steve: Hi boys. Come to watch the training or train yourself?

Peter & Johnny: Watch.

Steve: Predictable.

Clint: You two have gotten pretty lazy lately. Johnny has an excuse with Aaron, but Peter. 

Lucy: Shame on you.

Peter: Peter is what? I don’t have to train like Captain America.

Clint: You have no excuse is what I'm saying.

Peter: I’ll train eventually. 

Steve: We’re going to start. Luna, where’s Nix?

Lucy: I think he was drawing with Papa last I saw him. 

Phoenix: *runs in* I'm here, sorry I'm late. 

Steve: It’s all right. Let’s begin. Luna and Nix, you’re going to try and take me.

Johnny: As if.

Peter: Yeah. Took us years before we could.

Phoenix: Aww come on, Baba. It's embarrassing enough Cece beats me every time, but to try and tackle you?

Clint: *pats him on the back* It's okay, Nix. If it makes you feel better, she trains way more than you do.

Phoenix: That doesn't make me feel better.

Steve: Phoenix. You have to believe in yourself. That’s the trick. Come on. You try it first.

Johnny: Good luck little fire.

Lucy: *watches him carefully*

Clint: Remember what we've taught you.

Phoenix: *nods, preparing to launch an attack*

Steve: *bends low as he grabs my legs and flips him over my head*

Peter and Johnny: *rush to him*

Phoenix: I'm fine, I'm fine. Told you it would be embarrassing.

Clint: It was a good effort, Nix. 

Steve: *helps him up* Good job. Your turn Lucy.

Lucy: Do I have to?

Steve: Yes. It’s only fair.

Lucy: Alright, let's just get this over with.

Phoenix: I don't know why you're complaining, you're way better than I am. You won't get flung like a rag doll.

Lucy: Oh boohoo, Phee. Big deal.

Peter: It kinda was Loulou. 

Steve: When you’re ready.

Lucy: As I'll ever be. *shifts my weight and turns slightly, running at him with a jump and a flip*

Steve: *attempts to catch her but stumbles when she gets a knee on my shoulder*

Peter and Johnny: Oh. My. God.

Lucy: *lands quietly behind him*

Clint: Holy crap.

Phoenix: Cece, you- you just- I don't- how, why- what?!

Lucy: What?

Steve: *straightens up* Well done Luna.

Lucy: Wait, what did I do?

Johnny: You made Pops lose his balance. Which never happens!

Lucy: Wait, you're serious?

Clint: One hundred percent. You made him stumble.

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Riley: Not weird exactly, but definitely a little hectic.

Jack: Yeah. With so many people, there ends up with conflicting schedules and little arguments here and there.

Riley: It is nice though. There's nearly always someone to talk to.

Bucky: It’s always entertaining to sneak up on people when they least expect it. 

Clint: But there aren’t enough vents to hide around in. 

Adam: The walls are too thin.

Evan: Speak for yourself.

Adam: Okay, you and Peter are just as bad as Johnny and I, if not worse in recent months.

Johnny: Definitely worse. It’s like being in the exact same room.

Peter: Yeah, that’s what it feels like when you and Adam go at it.

Phoenix: Okay, ew. That is one thing I can't stand, the TMI in this family. Sometimes there is literally no privacy.

Steve: That is unfortunate. 

Tony: No Steve. That’s not unfortunate. I’m unfortunate. I’m the one who pays for repairs and pays to replace furniture that’s either set on fire or webbed beyond washing. I’m the one who needs to call the home repair guy daily to fix the walls that end up riddled with bullet holes and arrows stuck in them. 

Phoenix: Okay we aren't THAT bad, Grandpa. Maybe Lucy is... 

Lucy: Hey! I'm pretty much innocent. If I break something, I can 90% of the time fix it with my powers so you can shut up.

Steve: I guess I do feel for Tony. Things can get out of hand. Especially when sparring is involved.

Lucy: Again, standing by the fact I can fix stuff, Grandpa just seems to forget that and then pays for things.

Tony: Maybe I should’ve complained about Johnny Junior, little Rosewood.

Lucy: I don't know what Aaron does to disrupt your life so much. Phee on the other hand can be an asshole.

Phoenix: Hey! What the hell?

Lucy: My main complaint however, is the overprotective relatives due to being the only girl.

Tony: Oh you hold your own just fine and I meant you. You’re really starting to take on a teenage Johnny vibe. That was a nightmare.

Lucy: Please, I'm in no way like Orch at all.

Tony: Really?

Johnny: Even I have to admit, you’ve been spending way too much time with me, it’s gotta have an impact.

Lucy: *shrugs* What can ya do? But seriously, overprotective relatives - needs to stop or be toned down.

Steve: Never.

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this is supposed to be a CHILDREN’S SHOW gdi

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Sarcasm must be a modern invention because when you do it, it just sounds wrong.

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I’m not half as good at anything as I am when I’m doing it next to you.

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Clint: He does now. But it wasn’t always like that.

Johnny: Yeah, when Clint first let Lucky loose in the mansion, it was chaos. Ashes just barking at him. 

Adam: He didn't really like the idea of sharing the spotlight, much like someone else we all know.

Johnny: Thank you Addy. 

Clint: Then Ashes realized that Lucky wasn’t going anywhere and that he could be his permanent play buddy. 

Adam: They became pretty close. 

Riley: And now Remy's here too. He's still a baby so they're actually being great big brothers to him.

Clint: They’ll teach him everything they know.

Tony: You say that like it’s a good thing Clint. I had one demon dog. Now I have three little shits to deal with. 

Adam: Aww come on, they're not that bad.

Riley: Alone. When they team up though...

Johnny: Disaster!

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Bucky: Well Jack got a promotion at Stark Industries!

Jack:  I can tell them myself, babe.

Bucky: I do it so much better. And you need someone to brag about you.

Jack: Well then, thank you. But yeah, I got a promotion at work which was pretty nice.

Bucky: And well deserved.

Riley: Yeah, it's about time, Jack.

Jack: I can't force Mr. Stark to give me a promotion.

Clint: Oh don't do that. Last guy who did that.. yikes.

Riley: I know I know, but I'm just happy your genius has been appreciated.

Jack: Thanks bro.

Bucky: There's something else.

Clint: I can tell them that Mr. Hog The Spotlight.

Bucky: Fine.

Clint: Riley and I got another puppy.

Riley: Yeah! His name is Remy, he's a German Shepard puppy, super cute.

Clint: He and Lucky are best friends already.

Riley: Yeah, they're really sweet together. Lucky's a great big brother to him.

Bucky: So you're starting a family of puppies?

Clint: Barnes!