asksproutmoleaubrey

[asksproutmoleaubrey]

I live.

[asksproutmoleaubrey]

HI SORRY FOR DYING

[I got locked out of the fucking account lowkey :weep:]

[I am done with college for now so expect more posts soon :>] [I see all the asks piled up in my inbox and I am s o sorry]

[asksproutmoleaubrey]

*hands you a tofu* *hands you a tofu* *hands you a tofu* *ha

“Anon, I’m not saying that I’m not grateful but this is too much damn tofu!”

[asksproutmoleaubrey]

[Hi! Admin here.] [I’ve been busy as hell with finals this week hence the lack of updates! Hopefully once I take my last one things will slow down a bit and I can start answering asks again. Thank you for your patience!]

[asksproutmoleaubrey]

what do you think mari would think about you being a sprout mole?

“...I think she’d find it funny. Maybe be upset that I dyed my hair without her, though.”

[asksproutmoleaubrey]

Blame Sunny for this mess. He was always a sprout mole in disguise, waiting for the day he may spread his curse among his allies. He surely dubbed this day - the beginning of the end - The Sprouting Of Chaos.

“I thought everyone else being sprout moles was bad. This is worse.”

[asksproutmoleaubrey]

Here, have some tofu to make up for that rude anon

“I’ll be fine! Especially once I get my revenge!”

[asksproutmoleaubrey]

i'm so sorry for stealing your tofu... NOT *rolls away*

[There are tears falling on the ground. Maybe.] “One day, anon.... I’ll get my revenge!”

[asksproutmoleaubrey]

Hey Aubrey, here’s some tofu. *Places tofu carefully in front of Aubrey*. Has anyone seen that you’re a sprout mole now? Or are they sprout moles too?

“I haven’t been outside ‘cuz I don’t want anyone to see me like this. The thought of everyone else being sprout moles is scary too.”

[asksproutmoleaubrey]

*takes the tofu and runs*

“Bat or no bat, I can still kick ass. Hand the tofu over and no one has to get hurt, anon.”

[asksproutmoleaubrey]

WHERE'S YOUR BAT?

also here's a tofu

“’S a little too big for me now. Can’t even hold it in my mouth, not that I’d want to. Nails and all. Thanks for the tofu, by the way.”

[asksproutmoleaubrey]

aubrey why are you a sprout mole

“I don’t really remember much from that day either, which sucks. It would definitely help me try and turn back.”

[asksproutmoleaubrey]

*leaves a bag full of tofu in the box* Enjoy! Also, how are you today?

[The sprout mole looks pleased. Maybe ‘enamored’ is a better word to use...] “This tofu is really high quality... Where’d you get this stuff from? “

[asksproutmoleaubrey]

[There's an aggressive looking sprout mole standing behind a box scribbled on with marker. You can't make out any of the words besides 'tofu'. Maybe if you put something inside something will happen?] (Ask box is now open for questions! Leave an offering of tofu and a question and maybe Aubrey will answer...)