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And I totally forgot to ask you when you're leaving for New York!

Sometime this upcoming week. Why, you gonna miss me, Sterling?

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[Text] Well, that actually never happened.

[Text] Uh, yeah it did?

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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Considering its spine is attached to the shell, it would be dead. Idiot.

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[Text] Me and Nick are leaving for London next Sunday, I still need to find an apartment...

[Text] Didn't you two just break up?

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nick blamed you when he was fighting with jeff and wanted to leave.. jeff was so broken and he just kept blaming you! he's selfish and he doesn't deserve jeff!

You're preaching to the choir, anonymous.

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I bet you are...

Of course I am.

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[Text] I'm tired of negative feelings, I just want to be okay. At least. Oh, I forgot that I wanted to ask you something! Have you ever been in London? I need to rent an apartment there and I don't know how.

[Text] Why are you getting an apartment in London? 

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Aren't you people supposed to eat ice cream, watch horribly-scripted movies, cry for an hour and be done with it? 

If anything, I'd be mad. Not hurt.

…. I don’t know. I’m really hurt.

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When will any of you learn how stupid relationships are?

…… because he said that I don’t deserve him, so he broke up with me.

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It's moments like that which remind me how much I love your attitude.

Ladies and Gentlemen

Get your own damn carpet.

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ask-bowtiedblaine replied to your post: True, I guess. I am just… really upset. Anyways, how are you Sebastian?

I am not rebounding at all, thank you. I lost the love of my life, Sebastian. Plus, I’m in New York.

If he was the "love of your life," then why is he gone?

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How cute. I'm surprised you're not rolling out a red carpet for this unveiling.

Ladies and Gentlemen

I’m pleased to announce that my dear friend, the dashing Sebastian Smythe, will be joining me in New York for a portion of the summer. And I swear that New York will never be the same after.

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True, I guess. I am just... really upset. Anyways, how are you Sebastian?

Is this small-talk meant to be flirty? My, you rebound rather quickly.

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You and me both. Can't wait.

Same to you, Broadway. I'll let you know when I'm headed that way.

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Whenever you can come. I'll be there next week.

Consider my ticket booked. I'm ready for an escape from Ohio, anyway.

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Oh... That's an interesting way of life!

I'm oozing with interest, whatever-your-name-was.

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Probably not, doesn't make me want it any less.

I'd drink to that. When should this be?