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[askshrignoldd]

(drunk anon shall prevail/j)

Drunk anon hand literally anyone a gift basket, before running away.

-🍺(drunk anon)

Shrignold: Oh- okay then...

Shrignold: (Thank you for the gift basket...)

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Take your time, mod!! Making time for art for a blog is stressful, especially with school <:)

<333

some shrignold headcanons before class (until im able to draw again)

nobody asked for these so im putting them here anyways

-mother of 3 (or 4 (maybe 5???))

-he used to have long curly hair that was cut and straightened after he joined Malcolm (no adult there knows how to take care of curly hair)

-dabbles in gender

-okay but actually now i like to think of him as Malcolm's main assistant

-did i mention malcolm is real in my au

-yeah hes a god and all

-shrignold is the only one currently allowed to talk to him everyone else just prays

-no one was work believes malcolm because only his worshippers are allowed to see him (and potential future followers (cough cough yellow guy))

currently cant think of anymore

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Anything new?

Shrignold: Sorry, friends! It seems I forgot to update you all.

[Owner post]

chat im sorry i forgot😔 I've been busy with schoolwork + programming and also my dog died so that sucked & I was lowkey too tired to draw. I'll try and answer some asks at school (and I promise they won't be as smudged as in the photo) but like yeah sorry for the inactivity </3

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im so sorry if asks/replies have been short i get bombed like every other day so its been a lil stressful but ill draw and draw soon i promise

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If special one is ur biological daughter.. who TF is the other parent ?

Shrignold: You see, here in our little group, we have this saying called "don't question it".

Shrignold: Hahahahaha.

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"I keep forgetting

I don't know what."

[Mod: Art coming soon]

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What would u do if u had a cat! Or... Many cats actually!

Shrignold: I'm not sure. I think... I'd take care of them?

Shrignold: I'd probably have to look up how, though.

Shrignold: I have a dog. He belongs to everyone who lives here, but I mostly take care of him.

[Mod: sorry no drawing for this one. cant draw dogs. will learn]

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Shrignold and Warren, do you have any special one / girlfriend / boyfriend?

Warren: I am currently. between relationships?

Warren: Yeah. Let's go with that.

Warren: I'm definitely not lonely.

Shrignold: As for me, while there's been a few attempts from the others to find my special one,

Shrignold: There, um, hasn't been any matches so far...

Shrignold: But- I'm sure I'll find them soon!

Shrignold: I mean- her. I'll find her soon.

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Wait, special one is your daughter?

Shrignold: Well, I take care of most of the kids that live here.

Shrignold: But yes, Speck's the only one that's biologically my daughter.

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Any beef with yellow guy after he denied Malcom?

Shrignold: Well, it's hard to blame him... he's only a kid. And I can't deny that we come off pretty strongly.

Shrignold: But...

Shrignold: We don't really like to mention him. Speck gets emotional when we do.

Shrignold: Being rejected by your special one can hurt.

Shrignold: (Honestly, seeing her so hurt makes me dislike him, even if he is just a kid. He still hurt my daughter.)

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If replies are slow recently, its probably because I'm working on a shrig animatic. Hopefully no one murders me for this. I'll still post, just not as frequently.

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[Mod: ...Oh dear☹️ please refrain]

what if put all of you little humans called "writers" and "artists" and stuck you in the shoes of one of your creations in the worlds you made

wouldn't that be fun

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HII GUYSS!! :D Do any of u have friends? If so, who are they??

Shrignold: Oh dear, well, I consider anyone who worships Malcolm to be my friend!

Shrignold: And that's quite a lot of people...

Shrignold: (About 7, I believe...)

Warren: ....

Warren: I. Uhm.

Warren: Shrignold's my friend!

Warren: And! I actually! I have a lot of other friends... they're just. Bad friends. Yeah.

[Mod: oh god i apologize for my complete lack of skill on that warren drawing. in my defense hes just as ugly canonically]

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WAHHHH HIII HIII SHRIGGY :3

w do u think abt the silly lampppp

-🥤(ps hi welcome back)

Shrignold: Larry? I think he's pretty nice. If I had to say, I guess...

Shrignold: He's worn pajamas every single time I've met him so far, and I'm pretty sure he's drunk and / or high... all of the time.

Shrignold: But he's been nice to me, honestly.

Shrignold: He always listens when I talk about Malcolm. Never really joined, though.

Shrignold: It might be for the best. I don't think sober and clean's really his style...

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Shrignold, what do you thinka about Warren?

Shrignold: Well. Um.

Shrignold: He sure is my cousin!

Warren: Yeah we're best friends!

Shrignold: ...

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Okay, I've heard about this before but 00OOMMMGGGGG WARREENNN!!! HAIIIII!! You're Shrignold's cousin!??!?!? Are you older or younger than him? Or how did you know you were cousins??? :DD

Warren: WOW, that's quite a few questions... okay, in order, uhm-

Warren: Yes, we're cousins! our moms were sisters.

Warren: We grew up in the same neighbourhood so we hung out a lot as kids.

Warren: Shrignold is a year older than me, but I've always been taller than him, funnily enough.

Warren: He never seemed happy about it.

Shrignold: (You still have photos from when we were teenagers?)

Warren: (You don't?)

Warren: Anyways- for that last question, I don't know how to answer that. I mean, how do YOU know that your cousins are your cousins?

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Hi Warren!

Warren: Hello there, anonymous stranger! It's very nice to see you.

Shrignold: (Wasn't this my ask blog...?)