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PRIDE MONTH

YOU GET A PRIDE FLAG

YOU GET A PRIDE FLAG

EVERYONE GETS A PRIDE FLAG!

Remus: Woohoo!

Roman: Happy pride!

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*dabs in your inbox for zero reason*

Logan: *dabs right back at you*

Virgil: Seriously? Am I the only one seeing this?

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I can bet 15 dollars that Patton can tame Cerberus.

Remus: I can make one in the Imagination for you to tame if you'd like?

Patton: Oh please please please!!

Logan: Patton, no.

Patton: Patton, yes.

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what is everyone's favorite mythology? (greek, roman, norse, etc.)

Roman: Roman mythology, obviously!

Janus: Well, since I got my name from a Roman god, take a guess...

Logan: I prefer Greek mythology, since most Roman myths are actually based on the original-

Remus: Enough of the history lesson, my turn! I like Norse mythology, Loki is everything I aspire to be.

Virgil: Why does that not surprise me? Anyway, I dunno, I guess Egyptian mythology is pretty cool.

Patton: Greek mythology is the one with the three-headed doggy, right? I like that one!

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For Logan,

I see what you go through, and I see how hard you try. You're doing great, even if no one recognizes it.

~AJD

Logan: Thank you, that means a lot. I only try to do what is best for Thomas.

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*grabs Janus's face and stares into his soul*

snek boi

Janus: Damn right I am.

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Sorry if this is boring but! What kind of dance (if any) would you want to learn? (tango, tap, breakdance, etc)

Roman: The rumba, the dance of love!

Logan: I think tap dance would be interesting to learn.

Janus: Tango. It's basically manipulation in a dance.

Virgil: Breakdancing would be cool, I guess.

Patton: I'd love to try line dancing!

Remus: I prefer a more interpretive style, just doing my own thing. Wanna see a demonstration?

Logan: No. Last time you tried to show us a dance routine, you nearly broke the tv.

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For everyone!

How many kangaroos could you beat in a fight? (You have no tools, and you can use any tactic to try and get them to back down.)

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Logan: Kangaroos are far stronger and more dangerous than most people assume. The average human would at the least be severely injured trying to fight even one.

Roman: You're forgetting one thing...

Logan: And what's that?

Remus: We're not average humans, we're imaginary! That means we can fight as many kangaroos as we want and not get hurt at all!

Logan: I am concerned for both of you.

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For Roman!!

What is the one thing you've done that you're most proud of?

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Roman: It's... a little hard to think about my achievements at the moment, I'll admit, but I think the thing I'm proudest of is accepting Virgil as one of us. It took a lot of self-reflection, but once you let go of the light side-dark side dichotomy we're not so different after all. And I've gained one of my best friends through that.

Janus: Sure, and are there any other "dark" sides you've changed your opinions on lately?

Roman: Nope, you're still awful.

Janus: That's what I thought.

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For Remus!!

Would you rather fight ten cockroach-sized grizzly bears, or one grizzly bear-sized cockroach?

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Remus: Ten cockroach sized grizzly bears, easily. Then, I'd turn them into a miniature army and take over the mindscape!

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For Patton!!

What is your favorite dad joke?

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Patton: Logan, help me out with this one. Knock knock!

Logan: Fine. Who's there?

Patton: Doctor.

Logan: Doctor whom?

Patton: ...well, now you've ruined it.

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For Virgil!

What is the best scary movie?

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Virgil: Toy Story.

Roman: Dude, they said scary movie.

Virgil: Yeah, that movie gave me nightmares about toys coming to life for years.

Roman: Fair enough.

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For Logan!!

If you could only pick one, what book would you recommend to a complete stranger and why?

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Logan: I would recommend The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien. It is a good book enjoyed by a wide variety of audiences, so I think it would be the best bet to recommend to a complete stranger.

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What is the worst injury you guys have received? Like ever

Roman: Well, I grew up with Remus, so it's hard to put my finger on just one occasion. One time he tied me up and hung me out of a castle window, and just left me there until Virgil found me and took pity on me.

Roman: Virgil decided to free me by just... cutting the rope while I was still in the air. Our injuries heal pretty quickly, but a 100-foot drop still hurts, even if you're imaginary.

Virgil: Sorry, I panicked!

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who is yalls favorite side?

Patton: I can't choose just one of my kiddos! I love them all equally!

Logan: Virgil. He's by far the least annoying of all of you.

Virgil: Thanks.... I guess?

Roman: By process of elimination, I guess I do get along best with Virgil at the moment. Huh, never would've predicted that a few years ago.

Remus: Everyone know Janny and I are partners in crime! And we all know who his favourite side is~

Janus: Yes, it's Patton, I've just decided.

Remus: ...

Virgil: I don't wanna choose, so I'll just say everyone apart from Janus.

Janus: Charming.

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*hands Logan a flamethrower*

Logan: This seems dangerous, I'll put it away for safe-keeping.

Remus: What you got there, Lo?

Logan: Nothing you need to know about. If we want to keep the mindscape intact, that is.

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Remus what’s the weirdest injury you’ve ever inflicted

Remus: I can't injure the other sides permanently (unfortunately) but throwing that shuriken at Logan's head was pretty cool!

Roman: Wait, what do you mean, "unfortunately"?

Remus: I said what I said.