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[askratpark]

Kenny: Yeah, your right 

Kenny: their eyes are more of a reddish-brown color btw

Karen & Butters: How do you know that

Butters: yeah like it might as well be red Eric’s like crazy I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a demon tbh

Karen: why are you two speaking in acronyms

Kenny: Hmm 

Kenny: What if I name them after everyone?

Butters: Isn’t that a little narcissistic?

Kenny: No this is 

Karen: Your naming him Gregory

Kenny: I am naming him Gregory

Butters: Then fine

Butters: This one should be named Kenny

Butters: Because it looks like it has a little parka on

Kenny: awww your right, he does look a littler orange parka

Kenny: Kenny Junior it is

Kenny: How about this little one is Karen?

Karen: Why? 

Kenny: Because they look like you when you were younger

Kenny: just so sweet and kind

Karen: I am still sweet and kind

Kenny: :o really 

Karen: >:p

Karen: yeah none of them really look like Butters

Kenny: what about that bunny 

Kenny: we practically have just been calling it “Bunny Butters” ever sense it got here

Butters: Really you didn’t pick any of the names that I suggested to you

Kenny: dude you gave me girl names

Butters: no Alix isn’t just a girl’s name nor Azalea

Kenny: Azalea is a total girls name

Butters: it’s a name of a flower

Kenny: Butters that's the point

Butters: but what about Alix

Karen: OVER RULED WE ARE CALLING IT BUTTERS

Kenny: AGREED

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Butters: Well yeah, I died my hair, I wanted to try something different

Butters: I am glad you asked

Butters: But enuf about me, what are you going to name them Kenny?

Kenny: Hmmmm 

Kenny: This one looks a little twitchy don’t you think?

Kenny: Reminds me of Tweek when he was younger

Butters: Tweek is still twitchy

Kenny: Yeah but less so he can actually sit still for 10 seconds now

Karen: REALLY that’s a new record!!!

Karen: Did Tricia mark it down? I hope she did

Kenny: No it was Craig

Karen: oh :<

Butters: Why are you marking it down?

Karen: well one time when Tricia had me over to play Tweek was there and we were getting hungry

Karen: So me, Tricia, Craig, and Tweek had lunch together and Tweek was looking off and stop shaking for 3 seconds!

Karen: It was so beautiful seeing him calm, so me Tricia and Craig have been writing down the time date and seconds of Tweek just in a calm state

Butters: Really? I am glad that he’s getting better

Karen: yeah but its now have been a rivalry, me and Tricia against Craig to see who can have Tweek calm the longest

Butters: Does Tweek know about this?

Karen: not yet but he’s been close to figuring us out

Karen: like when Craig tried winning by bringing him to this beauty place but that didn’t work, it just made him more stressed being in a new place, and the stress of choosing what he wanted 

 Karen: Currently Craigs winning since he’s with him all the time, but me and Tricia aren’t to close behind him

Butters: So is that why you asked me to buy that watch for you

Karen: Yeah, and to also keep track of the time so i know when to get back home

Karen: ALSO no one tell Tweek this!!!

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Karen: *sigh*

Karen: It’s been 10 minutes

Karen: Pick a damn card Butters

Butters: mhmmmm

Butters: You always win our games

Butters: You have gotten so smart

Karen: Flattery won’t win you Uno, nor help you pick a card

Kenny: I GOT RATS

Karen & Butters: WTF KENNY

Butters: Wait what you have rats?

Karen: Yeah aren’t we supposed to keep this place clean and not bring dirty street rats in here

Kenny: But these aren’t dirty street rats

Kenny: There clean street rats

Karen: HUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh

Karen: We’re here for 1 week and your already playing princess Kenny again

Kenny: >:0

Kenny: Any way, it will be fine

Kenny: The landlord loves pets and practically lets us live here for free

Kenny: So, do you want to see one or not

Butters: They won’t bite right?

Butters: All the rats you get tend to bite really hard and I don’t want to go to the doctors again

Kenny: No no they don’t bite, look

Kenny: All the rats I meet always bit me, but not these ones  

Karen: Just because a rat doesn’t bite you when you meet it doesn’t mean you can bring it home

Butters: OOOOOOooooooooo

Butters: They have such cute markings!

Kenny: I know right!!!

Karen: *sigh*

Karen: So how many do you have?

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