askparentalzora
Ask Parental Zora
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A zora kin ask blog where you ask a zora who has a bunch of dumbass kids
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askparentalzora · 4 years ago
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There’s a flush and they just, remove the cloak, putting down it, and all the hidden pockets, with the guns still in their holsters on it, and the bags they had. They didn’t mean any funny business here. The shuffle to try and get a better pose than squatting, ending having to sit criss cross on the ground to get more on level with the woman.
“Ah’m sorry.. about uhh, whatever that zora did to make ya feel like that- usually we only go after bounties.. and ah doubt you have one with how.. official stuff here is.” Usually there’s some sort of shady. And if one looks at theme, is there no where badge or symbol of that certain organization.
“Is ‘ere anythin’ else yew need me ta do?” Just sincere tones. This ain’t a bounty so no need to be rude.
A giant person in a shaggy coat came up to them, Their posture almost embarrassed. They kneeled down to try to be less giant.. “uhh,,,, howdy? Mah name is Zora.. though Ah suppose Ahm known as para ‘ere.. Ah.. ah had an acksident with anon magic and it’s... really inconvenient.” They just gesture to their body, specifically the height. “Supposed yew could do me ah fav’hor out ‘ere? Said your ah’ magic user..” just nerves it seems. (@askparentalzora)
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As Merlina looks up from her counter, her eyes widen. Hands fumble for the hat on her head, it tumbles off as she pauses. Her body is tense as she stands up in a poor attempt to level out the drastic height difference at the moment. Her eyes glint as she stares.
"And why should I help you? You haven't threatened me yet, but I don't feel so kindly about Zoras. I need you to prove you aren't here for funny business after I help; set the pistols on the counter and I'll see what I can do."
Her tone is low, and not a smidge of cheerfulness to lighten the tension, though there isn't inherent malice quite yet. She doesn't break eye contact as she squats down to retrieve her hat.
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askparentalzora · 4 years ago
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Just as the glow started, there was a surge as Zora’s form grew and changed, their nova class side effects taking hold. Ending with them forced to bend over, their head strained against the closet ceiling.
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They blink as they manage to sit down, facing the screen once again.
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“What- what just happened.”
Epithet: Sundial Mammoth
Has all abilities of the mammoth and is able to make things mammoths size. Including themselves. Also able to harness some aspects of the ice age.
-a problem with Mammoths event-
-Generator M!A 20/20-
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askparentalzora · 4 years ago
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M!A Generator (for the most recent spells thingy)
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“STOP!”
-Genrator M!A 15/15 +5-
-20/20 limit set. Starting M!A-
“Wait-”
-start.-
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askparentalzora · 4 years ago
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Generator for 5?
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“Not Again-”
-Generator M!A 10/10 +5-
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askparentalzora · 4 years ago
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Since it’s been a while for some action... Generator for 10 ask. :)
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“Oh no-”
(There are two more of same ask so one sec)
-generator m!a 10/10-
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askparentalzora · 4 years ago
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Oh, oh weird timeline stuff. Sorry, I'm just a bit confused here. Either way, hope you're doing well. And locking up the Amulet sounds like a good idea.
“Thank you I believe so too.. it’s.. dangerous just like a few others of it’s kind I’ve seen.”
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“They are not to be messed with.”
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askparentalzora · 4 years ago
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How many kids do you have now, Para?
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“How many do I have... let’s see.. Beartrap, Giovanni, Spike, Brendan, Fred, Comet, Ben, Marcus.. then there’s lilac and Canra so.. 10? Feels like more but i guess it’s ten.”
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askparentalzora · 4 years ago
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((Are the spell things still up for casting or no? You did post them a while ago, so I'm just making sure))
((Mod AT here, yes they are, I have a few, I’m just getting stuff cleaned up! So go ahead and add lol))
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askparentalzora · 4 years ago
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am i seein things or does that patch on your hat have something written on it?
“Oh! It does, number one Zaza, the enby term my kids came up with for me..” they smile, looking at the hand with a smile, before putting it back on.
“They are so sweet ain’t they?”
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askparentalzora · 4 years ago
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Pretty....
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“Heh! Thank yew again. I think it looks well too.”
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askparentalzora · 4 years ago
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Ah, so you still have the Arsene Amulet? You gonna keep it for yourself or are you gonna hand it over to Bliss Ocean? Oh, speaking of, how do you feel about the people you work with?
“Work with? Bliss ocean? Ah- I see the problem here. There is no bliss ocean that I’m part of. And it’s probably going in the vault, for the protection of the people around it.”
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“I’ve mainly worked alone.. but other than the kids.. I did have a time I did work with someone.. corse that was years ago. She’s long gone. Ironically the rat reminds me of her..”
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askparentalzora · 4 years ago
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[the anon walks up to Para and sets a single pepperoni on her hat.]
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“What.”
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askparentalzora · 4 years ago
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So, I'm new to the blog, what happened to Zora's hair?(she looks kinda cute like this ngl)
“Ah do? Thank yew kindly I suppose. My hair got cut off due to the rat trying to turn me to gold. I cut it off with eyebrow’s sword before that happened. Made off with the amulet though. I’m not dumb enough to fall for a slip switch, I have experience with cons.”
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askparentalzora · 4 years ago
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..Do you happen to be..okay at all? Just discovered this window into the multiverse and everything does not appear so.
“Not really, it feels strange lately, like there’s been a hard reset or something.. still life goes on and you have to deal with it”
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askparentalzora · 4 years ago
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This is mod AT, sorry bout the absence, it’s been rough offline lately, and while I may not be able to draw all my responses I can get back into answering questions.
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askparentalzora · 5 years ago
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𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕝 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕓𝕖𝕕:
↬ Antonyms: Muse will get the exact opposite of their epithet for __
↬ Synonyms: Muse gets a synonym of their epithet for __
↬ Control: Muse loses all control over their epithet for __
↬ Forget: Muse forgets their epithet for __
↬ Star: Muse’s stats go back to one star for __
↬ Sting: One of the muse’s old wounds gets aggravated whenever they use their epithet for __
↬ Swap: Two of the muse’s stats swap for __ (Ex: Creativity stats swap with proficiency.)
↬ Copycat: Muse gains the epithet of the last inscribed they talked to for __
↬ Slice: (Applicable only to muses with a compound word epithet.) Muse only gets half their epithet for __
↬ Generator: Mun rolls a random word for their muse to have as an epithet for __
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askparentalzora · 5 years ago
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ℙ𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝟛:
Quiet In The Museum! • Muse’s hearing and voice is dumbed down to the point of near muteness for __
Bear Trap • Beartraps spawn behind the muse wherever they walk for __
The Doctor Is In • Muse gets progressively more ill for __
Reflection • Muse’s reflection becomes sentient and gains the ability to talk with the muse for __
ᑎOTE: TᕼE ᖇEᖴᒪEᑕTIOᑎ Iᔕ ᗩ ᑭEᖇᔕOᑎIᖴIEᗪ ᖇEᖴᒪEᑕTIOᑎ Oᖴ TᕼE ᗰᑌᔕE’ᔕ ᗰEᑎTᗩᒪ ᔕTᗩTE ᗩᑎᗪ TᕼEIᖇ ᐯIEᗯ Oᑎ TᕼEᗰᔕEᒪᐯEᔕ ᗩᑎᗪ EᐯEᖇYTᕼIᑎG EᒪᔕE Iᑎ TᕼE ᗯOᖇᒪᗪ, EᖴᖴEᑕTIᑎG TᕼE ᗯᗩY IT IᑎTEᖇᗩᑕTᔕ ᗯITᕼ TᕼE ᗰᑌᔕE ᗩᑎᗪ ᕼOᗯ IT ᗩᑕTᔕ.
Redwood Run • Trees will fall on their own in the muse’s presence for __
All’s Well That Ends Well • Anyone in the muse’s vicinity finds the sudden urge to get into a brawl with anyone and everyone around them for __
Winner Take All • Muse is given a coin that, depending on which side it lands on when flipped (heads: good, tails: bad), the situation either immediately goes to the muse’s favor or dramatically ends up making things much worse then it was before for __
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