asklennythespaceman

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“I never knew about this-! I’m so sorry, Jenny! Happy late anniversary..!!”

Was anybody going to tell me my @askjenny askblog is 2 years old today or was I supposed to get an email from Tumblr to let me know.

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“I-I don’t! I really don’t!”

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Stop telling people I’m dead.

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"Oh...you scared me, there..."

Your boyfriend is in jail dude, maybe you were a bad influence on him.

“He’s what..?” Lenny’s eyes widened. “What happened? How did he - What did I do..?!”

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Your boyfriend is in jail dude, maybe you were a bad influence on him.

"He's what...?” Lenny's eyes widened. "What happened? How did he - What did I do..?!"

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im sorry for asking too many questions that made you nervous, um what if i change topics? What's the biggest cake you've ever made before?

"Oh, um...it was a strawberry layer cake composed of five layers with buttercream frosting in between each, and Benny and Jenny...ate it all really quickly..."

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(leaves this here just in case)

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((You really want him married, huh?))

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Is it because you don't got a ring to propose with? I can get you one!

"No!" He'd cover his face. "Please don't ask..."

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Well,,,, when are you going to propose?

He frowned, crossing his arms. "D-Don't ask me..!"

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Lenny!!! When are you getting married to Benny!!!!

"W-What? When - When are you getting married?!" You could hear the embarrassment in his tone.

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How often does your anxiety get the better of you?

How often did it get the better of him? "Well...in the past, it happened a lot. Especially after the Accident. I've been - getting better, at least..."

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I got you covered in all your worm needs future bro in-law!

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“S-Stop saying that..!!”

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hey its me kenny so like can i ?????? interest you in WORM ?

"Worm..?" Lenny noticed a pink worm on a string around Kenny's neck. "Sure."

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"Wh...I don't remember that happening..!"

Went to the thrift store in hopes to get some Legos .... Well the bag I got had a special child in it

Emmet has been found.

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I’m wheezing over here at Kenny

Lenny chuckled. “Yeah, he’s like that.”

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hEy KenS dEnNy heRrE WhErE arEuonUd fiNger s Ss?????!!??

Lenny raised an eyebrow. "Um, Artie...I'm not Kenny. And you're not Denny."

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who thE F CLJTN,, "would yoU let kenny vore you" BREAK YOUR SPLEEN ANON - kenny

"Yeah, um...I wouldn't be comfortable allowing him to do that at all."

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((Ohoho, he sure does.))

Have you met other versions of yourself before? Rexes from alternate timelines, I mean?

“Much as I would love to, I haven’t gotten my hands on any dimension hopping technology yet.”

Rex hums a bit as his eyes glint mischievously.

“Wonder if Ben has any at the space station…”