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Reblogging this old thing for the heck of it.

Mormon misunderstandings: Hetalia edition

Maybe inviting the states and other to celebrate his birthday was a mistake. It had been Josephs idea and so Lehi had relented. Somehow he had ended up sitting at a table with California, New York, and Texas.

“So Lehi where in Utah where you born.” Cali asked innocently enough. But it still made lehi pause and look at the three with a raised eye brow. “Come again.“ He said half amused but half disbelieving in what he just heard. ”Where in Utah where you born.” Cali repeated. “Uh.. Israel. I was born in ancient Israel. and i predate all of you.” Lehi said dryly staring them down.

“Oh! well i think Nevada said that most Mormons live in a commune together.” tex spoke up. “That is literally impossible. there are millions of my people all over the world.” “That must be a lot of communes then.” Lehi sighed as he watched the other two agree. as he reached for his water glass Cali spoke up again. “Oh? i thought you dont drink.”

Lehi was going to die. and in the background he could hear his brothers laughing softly. “Cali, i dont drink alcohol, this is water. we need it to live.” the girl looked at him tilting her head for a moment. “Oh! i just thought it meant in general!” Before he could respond tex started yelling at NY. “Dude put your phone away!” tex said shoving his sibling. “Oh! right im so sorry! begone demons right?” Ny said grinning and pulling out a tin labeled holy water and dropping the phone in it. “Now we put it in holy rice to get rid of the water damage.” NY then pulled out a tin labeled holy rice.

“OK! first, i am not Amish! second i think that’s offensive to Christoph and anyone else catholic!” lehi groaned pinching the bridge of his nose. “Oh… uh sorry Lehi. its just i don’t know much about your church. i have never read the devinchi code” Tex said apologetically. “The…. what?! texas no….” lehi was about to just die when his phone went off. “Oh thank goodness.” he paused at their gasps. “Yes i can own a phone, now please excuse me, i’m helping my neighbor who has nine kids find a modest long sleeved wedding dress for her eighteen year old daughter who is getting married to a man she met three weeks ago.” he got up and walked away leaving the three states at the table. 

“Mormons are so weird.” new york said after a moment.

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why do photographers still exist when puppy sleeping 1955 japan & inuit girl and her puppy 1949 have already been photographed. choose a new career

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This all american boy rings on ur doorbell, do you invite him inside or challenge him in hand to hand combat? Anyway I just saw the book of mormon lol

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that absolutely perplexes me like i really dont think a lot of secular people realize that to a person of faith, our religion is integral to who we are??? like it’s not just a fun club you go to once a week it should be guiding your every decision in life, it’s present with you always… such rigidly enforced secularism on individual religious people literally strips them of a core part of who they are. you cant just turn it off and on like it’s not just a fun hobby or something

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Memes memes memes

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Wishing all a peaceful Palm Sunday 🌿

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Cta http://instagram.com/smokebrainart

Art commission I got of my oc lehi!

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SEND 📔 FOR A JOURNAL ENTRY WRITTEN BY MY MUSE.

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Black sheep

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Duet of the Fates

I’ve been told by some people they hear Devil went down to Georgia more than Duel of the Fates X,)

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The "Christmas star" and the angel Moroni

(I didn't take this picture)

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How has the Luzon bleeding-heart dove not become a Christian symbol yet.... they’re basically doves that look like they have a stigmata?? Also super adorable

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Doesn't that make you the brooding hen?

Lunch Denied, sad hawk is sad

@askthevaticancity Nugget, is this you? 🤣