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*runs over kenneth with my car, killing him-*

YOU'RE WELCOME TRAV

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hey Lar, have you heard of a band called Ghost? I think you (AND SAL) would like them!

🎼 ...You go down just like Holy Mary... 🎵

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do you guys like beetlejuice

i think you guys would like beetlejuice

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ask us what "updog" is

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*hugs travis to death and then skedaddle's away with him before larry or sal can stop me*

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*Cutely steals the "future referencies" book*

-☣️👾

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caught sal in 4k (yes this my art)

Dude, this is so sick!!!! This is EXACTLY how I picture Sal as a musician!

(( awesome art op !! ))

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Yo Larry! Have you and the Gang ever think about starting a band?

Sal on guitar, Larry on drums, etc,

Its more likely than you think.

-🐍

The concept? An atmospheric metal band with all kinds of influences, expressing ourselves and singing about things like nightmares, how weird this town is, religious dogma, shitty parents, dead parents, things like that!

Me and Sal would be on our electric guitar and bass, playin' awesome riffs together!

Then Todd on the drums would play something crazy to lead into our vocals!! I've been practicing my metal screams. Todd also is super techy so he'd be an awesome producer.

We can all play a little of everything, and we'd all do our own solos and verses and stuff. Everyone is like, MEGA talented, our song genres would be all over the place and KICK ASS!!!

You should hear Ash switch between the synth and the guitar like a madwoman! She already writes music and is really good at it, she'll be our band's not-so-secret weapon!

(( mod: i envision larry's idea of their band to be something like The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die, i feel like they'd write similar songs together lol. ))

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I like cheeseburgers

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I like cheeseburgers

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(ecnerefer sraw rats)

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Okay here's a game of Kiss Marry Kill:

a rusty abandoned meat locker that has been transformed into a human

one of the cups in your cupboard that has been transformed into a human and remembers all the times you left it in your room, uncleaned for days

a cloned version of Sal but he was cloned at birth and then sent to Canada so its basically a completely different guy but something separate happened to disfigure him anyways but he's still, like, he's just some other guy now

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you ever come home and flop onto ur bed after a long day at school

Sometimes my mom somehow finds the perfect time to interrupt my thoughts when I'm exhausted from school.

Always saying some random stuff to me when I'm trying to sulk.

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Hey larry, when i manage to get the audio thing for making a post working, would you wanna hear me sing "Impacto" by Enjambre?

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You're so funny, please don't get set on fire <3

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Hey sal. You look like hatsune miku with short pigtails