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{ I can't do it. I can't keep these accounts up. School has long since started up and I honestly thought I would be able to handle these two accounts while getting my work done, but it has gotten to be too much for me. I'm currently in two college classes and while to some that may not seem like much, it's enough as it is for me.

Lately I've been thinking of these accounts more of a chore. As in, "Oh well I really should do more. But I don't want to. I'm too lazy. Don't have enough time." It's not FUN anymore as it should be.

I'm really sorry to the followers. I had a blast while it lasted. Maybe every once in awhile I'll answer some questions.

With that being said, these accounts will not be deactivated and will stay open. Same goes for the ask boxs. I mean, I never know. Maybe I'll get a burst of energy and time and cough up a few answers.

Thank you, really. You guys were great, and I appreciate the attention these blogs got. <3 }

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Kanaya! I want to be someones moirail, but sometimes I worry they just don't think of me like that. They always reassure me, but how can I be sure it isn't just a casual friend/enemy relationship?

Its Times Like As Such Where You Must Be Direct And To The Point

Eventually Or When You Think The Time Is Right You Are Going To Have To Ask Them Directly

However If You Continue To Remain Unsure Then Maybe It Would Be Best To Just Not Worry About It As Much

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What do you think about Gamzee?

I Believe I Have Already Answered This Once Before

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Hi Kanaya. I was just wondering if you could give me some advice. My matesprit and i are still living with our lucus' but we live far away from each other. Any thoughts on what we could do?

Time And Patience Would Be The Best Of My Advice Without Having To Over Use My Voice

If You Truly Do Want To Stay With Your Matesprit Forever And Want To Make The Best Of It Then Wait Until You Both Are Older In Your Sweeps Before You Move Into The Same Hive Together

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Do you get along with Sollux?

For The Most Of The Part Yes I Do Get Along With HimI Only Wish He Would Cease Being So Bipolar

{OOC: Don't even know why I linked to it ahaha}

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Long Enough

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{ OOC: Sorry didn't get to answer any questions really on here. I was focusing on other jobs I needed to get done. As promised though, asks are now open again. }

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Pleasant Sounding Maybe I Should Ask Sollux If He Has The Troll Version Of That Game

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maryam-travels:

{OOC: This goes out to Aperturestuck, Maryam Travels, and Ask Kanaya Maryam.

Today is the last day of summer vacation for me, and there is a lot to get done. For Aperturestuck, I need to finish up the next page and for the ask and travel blogs I need to answer all of them. I intend to have all of this done before 10PM EST tonight.

I’ll be closing the asks.

So hold yer ask horses, asks will be open by tomorrow. }

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Thoughts on puppies and kittens?

Useless Except For The Means Of Short Term Entertainment

And Besides This Fact They Still Receive So Much Attention And Adoration

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How the hell did your race get anything done before the invention of the steel pail, I mean seriously that's Iron Age shit right there and you guys weren't just dropped on your own planet with a bunch of pails lying around

There Are Some Thing That Even I Dont Know 

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Stop That Behavior This Instant Eridan

Right Now

Instantly

Stop

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asktoreador:

oKAY,

3, 2, 1, lET’S GO,

i STARTED UP A BLOG, bECAUSE MY FRIENDS DID, tOO,

aND NOW, i’VE GOT THESE FOLLOWERS, fROM OUT OF THE BLUE,

sO, iT’S TIME, tO RHYME AND CHIME IN, wITH MY BRO,

gAMZEE mAKARA, tHE BEST RAPPER, i KNOW,

NoW uP aNd HoLd It, My MoThErFuCkInG cHuM,

tOdAy’S yOuR dAy, So MoThErFuCkInG cElEbRaTe SoMe!

ThIs BlOg Is A mIrAcLe, LiKe No OtHeR,

dOn’T cOnSeRvE iT, yOu DeSeRvE iT, mY lOnGhOrNeD bRoThEr!

wELL, uH, oKAY, i’LL GIVE IT, a GO,

sO SIT DOWN, aND RELAX, pLEASE, wITH YOUR FAYGO,

i’LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, i GUESS, mY FRIEND,

aT LEAST, uNTIL THE CHORUS, wHICH IS CLOSE TO THE END,

sO,

i DREW UP SOME PICTURES, tO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS,

bUT NOW THERE’S JUST SO MANY, tOO MANY TO MENTION,

iT TAKES ME A WHILE, jUST TO ANSWER A FEW,

iF i KEEP GETTING MORE, i DON’T KNOW WHAT i’LL DO,

wITH THE QUESTIONS THAT DON’T QUITE, mAKE THE CUT,

(aT LEAST, i KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE ONES, aBOUT SMUT,)

i’M DEFEATED, iF THEY’RE DELETED, sO i TRY TO SAVE THEM ALL,

i HAVE TO THINK, rEALLY HARD, aND MY HAND HAS TO STALL,

i FEEL REALLY BAD, wHEN THERE’S NOT A REPLY,

tHAT COMES TO MY MIND, iT’S LIKE TRYING TO FLY,

fROM A WHEELCHAIR, wHEN YOU’RE A CRIPPLE, lIKE ME,

aND DREAMING IS NICE, bUT THE REALITY IS,

wHOA, i GOT OFF, tHE SUBJECT, tHERE, fOR A MOMENT,

bUT, uH, aNYWAY,

tOREADOR IS STAYING, rIGHT HERE,

(ToReAdOr Is StIlL mOtHeRfUcKiNg HeRe)

wE’LL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS, nO NEED TO FEAR,

(He’Ll AnSwEr YoUr QuEsTiOnS, dOn’T mOtHeRfUcKiNg fEaR)

tOREADOR IS STAYING, rIGHT HERE,

(HoNk HoNk HoNk HoNk HoNk, RiGhT hErE)

aT THE HEAD, oF THE HERD, i’LL STEER, lIKE A STEER,

(HeH hEh HeH, bEcAuSe He’S a HoOfBeAsT, gEt It?)

tO ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS, i SAY, gRACIAS,

fOR WATCHING ME NOT, kNOW TROLLSPANISH AS MUCH,

aS THE NEXT TROLL, wHO ASKS ME IF, hER BOTTOM LOOKS, bIG,

aND i’LL SAY, “nO, dON’T WORRY, yOU’RE AS THIN AS, a TWIG,

aND IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU WEAR, kANAYA,

yOU ALWAYS LOOK, aS PRETTY AS SKAIA”,

bUT THEN i’M CARRIED OFF, fOR A BEASTBACK RIDE,

tO MY HIVE, bY A HUMAN, aND THEN i DECIDE,

tO SHOW HIM THE SNAPS, rUNNING DOWN MY BACK,

bY THEN’S, a HUNDRED FOLLOWERS, sO NO TIME TO SLACK,

mY ROBOLEGS TWITCH, aS i RUN TO AND FRO,

(bUT BE CAREFUL, wITH THOSE STAIRS, i’M WARNING YOU, bRO),

aND THEN, fOR SOME REASON, i WAS A PIECE OF, bREAD,

i TOOK A GIRL TO PROM, aND WINGBEASTS ATE MY HEAD,

(wHICH IS NOT THE BEST WAY, tO CELEBRATE PROM,

wHATEVER THAT IS),

i’M PROBABLY WRONG,

iN ASSUMING THESE HUGS WON’T GIVE ME, dISEASE,

bUT i’M STUCK, iN THIS CHAIR, jUST CHASING THE BREEZE,

tHEN i BUMPED INTO kARKAT, wHO WAS MEAN, aND THEN NICE,

hE ADVERTISED MY BLOG, aND MADE POSTS OF IT, tWICE,

tO SUM IT ALL UP, mY LUSUS AND i,

mET OTHER ME’S (i’M NOT SURE, wHO’S GOING TO, dIE),

i GOT TRICKED BY vRISKA, gOT KISSED, oNE TIME,

bUT NOW THAT i’M STRONGER, i CAN HANDLE THE LINE,

“aDVANCE OR a8SCOND”,

wHICH USED TO KEEP ME UP, aT NIGHT,

bUT THEN i SLEPT OVER, wITH A GIRL, wHO’S PRETTY BRIGHT,

tINKERBULL AND i, lOOKED AGAIN AT OUR SCORE,

aND WHERE ONE HUNDRED WAS, wE SAW ONE HUNDRED MORE,

aND BY THEN, tHEY ALL KNEW, tHAT I PLAYED UKULELE

i LOOKED, aT THE COMMENTS, aND THEY SAID “tAVVY, bABY,

yOU’RE JUST SO CUTE, aND ADORABLE,”

i THINK WHAT THEY MEANT, wAS ADORABULL,

i MET MORE ME’S, aND WE KNEW WHAT TO DO,

wE OPENED UP, a CAN OF, uGUU-jITSU,

aND FLEW, tO THE SKY, wITH THE SUMMONER,

tO ADVENTURES, wITH aRADIA, aND A MAGIC FLOW-LLOWER,

wE WATCHED A SCARY MOVIE, aND WHEN IT WAS DONE,

tHE COUNT HAD GONE UP, to FIVE HUNDRED AND ONE,

bY THEN I REALIZED, tHAT MY SWAG, wAS STILL ON,

I WAS COVERED IN HUGS, oF WHICH I’M GROWING, mORE FOND,

aND THEN, hOLA, mATADOR, wE WERE ON, oUR WAY,

wITH EARTH COWS TO LIKE, aND rELDAZ TO PLAY,

wE IMAGINED, aND REFUSED,

aBUSED, cONFUSED,

aND I DRESSED UP, lIKE GAMZEE, fOR SOME REASON, I GUESS,

aND, oH, I GUESS, tHAT DIDN’T RHYME,

bUT, uH„,

aND NOW, wE’RE HERE, aT ONE THOUSAND OF YOU,

tHERE ARE JUST SO MANY, jUST OUT OF THE BLUE,

yOU’VE BEEN WITH ME HERE, fOR ONLY FOUR DAYS,

aND i THINK, i’M RUNNING OUT OF WAYS,

tO THANK YOU ALL, fOR FOLLOWING ME,

(aND ALSO, nOT TALKING ABOUT THAT THING, wITH GAMZEE,)

uHH, tHAT’S, aLL i’VE GOT, fOR RIGHT NOW,

}B)

nITRAM OUT,

((OOC: 1000 followers! Wow! That’s… Amazing! I really never expected 1000 to really happen, oh my gosh! xD Thank you, EVERYONE. I just… eeeee! I’ve been reading the comments as they come up, and you all just make me so happy! ; u; I really hope you guys can enjoy askToreador for as long as I can make it!))

Congratulations Tavros Youve Earned Your Succeeding Progress And Development Well And Im Quite Positive This Will Not Be The Only Time You Hold A Celebratory Rhyming Party

aND IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU WEAR, kANAYA,

yOU ALWAYS LOOK, aS PRETTY AS SKAIA”,

Thats Incredibly Sweet And Kind Of You Tavros   Youre Causing My Blood To Travel And Flow Mainly To My Face

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What color of blood tastes the best to you?

Im More Or Less Certain Ive Answered This Question Or One Similar To It Once Before

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asktoreador:

oH, wOW,

uH,

i’M ALWAYS, sO SURPRISED,

wHEN THIS, hAPPENS,

}:)

((OOC: ; A; I know all of my OOC posts have been gushing about you guys, but AAAAAAA THANK YOU ALL. I really didn’t even expect to get this far, but four days in and I’m at 200 followers?!

I, uh, probably won’t be doing another milestone picture until 500, but that one is going to be super special, if we ever get to it! =) I’ve been planning it since my first post! So, um, please enjoy until then! -Esabelle Ryngin))

Congratulations Tavros It Seems You Are Very Well With This Sort Of Profession If I May Put It As Mentioned

You Have Gotten Further Than I Could Possibly Ever Hope To

To My Followers I Highly Advise You To Go Follow Tavros Here And Continue To Up His Numbers Because He Deserves It

{OOC: You're just my favorite ask blog so uh don't mind if I advertise heehee <3 }

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Apologies From The Artist

There Is A Quite High Probability That Over This Weekend I Will Not Be Able To Answer Questions Due To The Unavailability Of The Artist Who Assists Me In Answering Questions

She Sends Her Deepest Apologies

{ OOC: Alright. So. Hurricane Irene. I'm sure you've heard of that right? Well I live in an area that has been labeled EXTREME and because of such me and my family are leaving to go to my aunts house while this all passes. Let this in no way stop you from flooding the inbox!! I'll be able to access the ask box via my phone so I can sketch the answers and then color/upload them once I'm situated properly again.

Askkan - The inbox is empty currently.

Maryam Travels - The inbox has about 16 something questions/destinations in there. I won't be able to answer questions for the time being at all! No pre-planning or sketching at all, because I need Google and the such to access images to help me answer them. I'm very sorry!

Thank you so, so much for you patience in advance! I love you all and I never expected I'd get this far(even if it's not far at all yet) into these asks blogs. Kisses and hugs for all of you! <3 }

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asktoreador:

i MEAN, i DON’T KNOW MUCH,

aBOUT FASHION,

bUT YOU ALWAYS LOOK, pRETTY GREAT,

sO i DON’T THINK YOU NEED, tO WORRY,

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Thank You Tavros You Quite Frequently Know What To Say In These Sorts Of Times

It Warms Me To Know I Can Come To You For Fashion Advice From Now On Seeing As How Few Others Will Allow Me To Do This