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I dropped my reading glasses in the Land of the Living during my last haunting of the Galactic Senate. If anyone sees them, please return them. I would very much like to finish the novel I'm reading. Thank you!

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I repeat: Please do not give Admiral Piett a pumpkin during any season.

I need to find one of those Axxilan orange gourds that you can set on fire and throw at people across bridges. What are they called in Galactic Basic again?

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Please do not give Piett any pumpkins or other vegetable in the gourd family.

I need to find one of those Axxilan orange gourds that you can set on fire and throw at people across bridges. What are they called in Galactic Basic again?

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My little goodbye

I don't like hypocrisy and false drama, so I won't lie that the death of the actor who played Lort Needa was as tragic for me as the death of my relative or something like that. I have no idea what kind of person he was, I never knew him, was not interested in his biography and did not even watch a single film with him except “The Empire Strikes Back.” It's not something I'm going to cry nonstop about for the next week, and yet…I'm sorry. It's sad to learn that people who were part of the world that was so close and loved to me are leaving forever. Needa was one of the first characters I fell in love with when I actually became part of the fandom and wasn't just watching the movies for the first time while sitting on the couch with my mom. And so I still wanted to say my goodbye.

I don't know if I did a good job. I don't think Needa looks much like himself, but I actually tried. I drew him smiling and holding flowers because unfortunately in the movie this poor guy didn't get his happy ending. Overall he had very little screen time, but there is still a lot to love about this character. Even though I have other guys as my favorites now, he, like Piett, will always be the classics I come back to.

Rest in peace, Michael Culver. I hope you have been happy in your life⭐

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Rest in Peace, Michael Culver. Thank you for giving us Captain Needa.

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Firmus, are you feeling alright?

If I fold and burn one thousand paper X-Wings in the afterlife, will it cause some kind of mystical phenomenon and destroy the New Republic Fleet?

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I don't know if Lt. Venka would be suited for the army, General, any more than five pints of ice cream are suitable nutrition for human.

Enlistment quotas are hard

I'm running out of ideas

Offer them free Fluorescent Ice Cream. It works every time.

-Admiral Piett

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No, thank you.

Enlistment quotas are hard

I'm running out of ideas

Offer them free Fluorescent Ice Cream. It works every time.

-Admiral Piett

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General Veers, did you realize you tagged me on this post?

Enlistment quotas are hard

I'm running out of ideas

Offer them free Fluorescent Ice Cream. It works every time.

-Admiral Piett

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You are more than welcome to use the Avenger's bridge. Congratulations to you both.

Greetings Imperial Citizens,

@max-veers and I require your assistance in planning our wedding.

Rebel Scum Do Not Answer

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Hello Holonet - I have been told that polls are a good way to settle disputes fairly.

-Captain L. Needa

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I don't know, General. I caught a few of your lieutenants daring each other to lick an AT-AT the other day.

Imperial Superlative Polls, Posthumous Edition - Part 3

(Credit @klarionthewizard for the idea)

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Friendly reminder to Admiral Motti that the worst uniform violation is arguably wearing no uniform at all.

Imperial Superlative Polls, Posthumous Edition - Part 4

(Credit @shakespeareaddict for the idea)

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For the record, Moff Jerjerrod does take 90-minute showers...

Imperial Superlative Polls, Posthumous Edition - Part 2

A certain Admiral Motti desired to have this poll.

(OOC: Credit @madelgard for the suggestion!)

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I do not think you and I have the same idea of what a rabbit is.

Do you need to borrow my eyeliner since yours was stolen by rabbits?

-@ask-sad-ghost-piett

If there are rabbits on board we have much larger problems, Admiral. They are probably tearing apart the crew with their teeth and claws right this instant

… but if you happen to have some, I won’t say no

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Those are evidently rabbits.

Since my last poll went so well, please help me solve another argument.

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I am staying out of this.

Please help I need to prove a point to @ask-sad-ghost-piett