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Your thoughts on Poe?

i wish he was my grandson. love that guy.

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Your thoughts on Mara Jade/ what was she like?

She was pretty badass tbh if my son wasn’t a flaming homosexual they would have made a bitchin couple. She killed almost as many people as me. nothing but respect for miss mara jade and if my daughter had any taste at all she would have married her instead of the nerf herder

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How many times a day does Kylo do something completely stupid?

how many minutes are there in a day

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(yoda voice) react completely rationally to the death of a loved one, i'm sure anakin will

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Have you ever talked to Luke as a force ghost? Did the two of you have interesting convos. Same question but for Leia also.

Yes, sometimes. Same with Leia.

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On a scale of 1-50 how much do you hate Tattooine and why?

69 IT’S TOO FUCKING SANDY, IT’S RUN BY CORRUPT CRIMINALS, AND IT STILL HAS A BURGEONING SLAVE TRADE

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when u find out your son luke had to grow up and spend a total of 19 years on t*tooine

when u realize that means obi wan kenobi also spent 19 years of his life surrounded by sand

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have you ever talked to Rey as a force ghost? If so what did the two of you talk about?

Yes. Mostly I tell her to get the hell off Tattooine and go do some gay shit. Cannot emphasize enough how much getting off Tattooine and doing some gay shit is good for the soul.

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What’s your thoughts on the fact that Rey called herself a Skywalker?

Oh I love Rey. Palpatine steals my grandson, I steal his granddaughter. That seems fair to me. I just wish certain events between those two things connecting occurred differently

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How’s Padmé doing?

She’s still dead, thanks for asking

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tumblr was funnier when the reylos were just outright lying all the time

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luke skywalker did nothing wrong, ever, in his entire life

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Btw I 100% agree with you in the whole not liking sand thing. It’s honestly the WORST. Personally the thing I hate the most is how it gets everywhere and is impossible to fully clean up. Sorry for my rant

Do NOT apologize it is the WORST

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Which on of your children do you think is most like you, Luke or Leia?

Oh, Leia. Absolutely.

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What’s the stupidest/funniest thing you’ve seen Kylo do besides becoming a sith?

one time he tripped on his cloak and slammed head first into a wall and the mask covered it up but he broke his nose and cried

that was pretty funny for me, personally

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Did you ever think about your past when you were Vader?

yes. often

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Do you ship your son and Din Djarin?

HE COULD DO WORSE

DIN DJARIN, I MEAN