askgmangraves
THE G-man Graves
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askgmangraves · 2 hours ago
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I feel like something horrible's going to happen to me with comedically bad timing
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askgmangraves · 1 day ago
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i wish i had your arms around me
it'll be okay,angel. Just a few more hours and I'll be with you<3
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askgmangraves · 1 day ago
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paperwork sucks,I was made to be a dumbass teenager riding my bike and throwing rocks at my friends windows to get them to sneak out at 1AM
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askgmangraves · 2 days ago
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negative
I was never born. I showed up one day fully-formed with six million dollars.
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askgmangraves · 2 days ago
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I was never born. I showed up one day fully-formed with six million dollars.
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askgmangraves · 2 days ago
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That's weird,he smelled fine to me. Anyways,his boyfriend came over to pick him up so hopefully that's the last we'll see of him.
hey Dannnn,I might have let my ex crash at our place for some time since he's totally coked right now.sorry</3-@askgmangraves
You WHAT.
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askgmangraves · 2 days ago
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Mkay tell me if you need anything, im gonna goooo
*comically falls into a portal*
-J
byeeee<33
//you never explained what you're on about on main😡😡
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askgmangraves · 2 days ago
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I can help you
-J
thanks Jules,but I think I can handle her
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askgmangraves · 2 days ago
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Oh! Let's just move on from that
-J
Yeahhh,I'm going to be busy taking care of his kid for a few hours though
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askgmangraves · 2 days ago
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I think theres a slight difference from that...because dead person dating dead person is quite common....
Though theres also a difference between this because I am technically alive
-J
Whatever,this is so damn complicated. Also Augie said some shit about going insane,any idea what that could be about?
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askgmangraves · 2 days ago
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Could you take care of my daughter for a few hours? I'm about to go insane again and become very dangerous to be around.
-Augustus
Sure man,do you need me to pick her up or are you going to drop her off?
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askgmangraves · 2 days ago
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Yeah actually...I think it would be better for you to forget
-J
with that logic,would you forget that time I was dead for a week?
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askgmangraves · 2 days ago
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I am a dead body, I forgot about that
-J
..I also forgot about that,and now I think I want to keep forgetting
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askgmangraves · 3 days ago
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I couldn't just leave him there!
hey Dannnn,I might have let my ex crash at our place for some time since he's totally coked right now.sorry</3-@askgmangraves
You WHAT.
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askgmangraves · 3 days ago
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you get it<3
I looove arguing about stupid shit
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askgmangraves · 3 days ago
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If Noches chews through my skin you'll pay for the damages.
You noticed a man stumbling out of a shop as you walked. You only saw his face for a second before he turned, but he was familiar. You ignored him and kept walking.
..unfortunetly, he decided to follow behind you, and you didn't want to turn to face him in hopes he'd leave you alone. Typical crackhead
..Heyyy!!! Hey!!! I know you!!! I totally know you!!!!
@solongandgoodnightxoxo
Gman was fully ready to just teleport away from this weirdo until he heard his voice. He suddenly turned around,not believing his ears
Noches?? What the hell are you doing here??
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askgmangraves · 3 days ago
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Can I come get the kids now?
-Cryptid
I don't even care anymore,you can come over. He'll be too high to remember anyways
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