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tiddy illegal now he gotta wear clothes

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Do you have a Discord? I don't want to loose Arthur and the Tea genie!

nah i only have a private server, but alfred’s safe my guys! arthur’s mod has been pretty hard at work getting all their posts reviewed too, so we should both be good after the 17th.

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Alfred: Tho I am safe for the moment, their sacrifice will not be forgotten. Who can tell what tomorrow may bring?

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tiddy illegal now he gotta wear clothes

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Alfred: Y’all sure do wanna know some weird stuff huh. I mean I’ll do my best dudes but the answer to most of this is just ‘magic’. Genie, remember?

Uhhhhhhh, okay. Okay okay okay. 

I chose a coke bottle because it was there, at the time? I didn’t really.... prepare for the genie license exam. It was a spur of the moment type thing, y’know? So I just grabbed a bottle that was nearby when I needed a vessel. And now whenever someone wants a wish, I get a new one! I don’t need coke bottles specifically, but *cough* SOMEONE started telling people that’s all I’d take, and now everyone just brings me different kinds of coke.

I can change out the type of vessel if I want to or something, but that just means a ton of paperwork. Besides! I can just magic the inside into whatever I want, so it’s not like I’ll get bored in there. Ahahaha.

And c’mon y’all! I might like sugar but have a little more faith in me! The inside of my bottles looks more like this:

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Do you have a main blog?

hell yeah my guy, check out @conking for all your daily meme needs

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Alfred: UHHHH HANG ON THERE GUYS

Who told you all that?! And aren’t you all moving a bit fast??!! Kissing’s one thing, but MARRIAGE?? I- uh- 

We haven’t even held hands yet! T-there’s an order to these things, yeah???

ᴺᵒᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃʳʳʸ ʰᶦᵐ.

Alfred: That’s- not a bad idea, exactly, it’s just...

Mhm. Yeah nope, that’s not happening. I have a promise to stick to y’know!

Alfred: ..................shut it.

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((doin some SHITTY sketch answers babeY))

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I love your blog and the idea of genie Alfred is awesome!btw are you ok? You haven’t been posting in a while....

i dunno if i’ve said it here before or not, but i’m pretty chronically ill and sometimes i just need to take a break and not draw for a while! i’ve been super busy with work on top of that so when i did get the opportunity to draw i just kinda,,,, drew whatever i thought of at the time.

i’m glad you’re enjoying the blog!

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Arthur: Genies aren’t born genies. We apply to become one as a job. Also, I met Alfred at the GMV when I was renewing my license and he was getting his first one.

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it’s drama, it’s fabulous, it’s fashion baby

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ooc asks under the cut

((there’s a bunch so check for yours!

yep! not yet but definitely endgame

SO many. pretty much anything actually, it’s just that all my friends ship al and artie so that ends up being what i draw the most lmao

THIS IS,,, THE FUNNIEST THING ANYONE;S SENT ME. I’M CHOKING?? 

"i’m simply one hell of a genie” “alfred no” “alfred YES”

he looks like that because he’s in customer service and he has no choice, but INSIDE? inside, he screams.

that’s all for the mun at the moment, thanks for all the questions guys! have a great day and sleep well and be kind to each other n all that peace out

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Sooooo are you still alive?

((YEP i promise,,, i s wear,,,,,))

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pls...i must kno...who mun...

((i’m @conking! tho if you only want my art you’re better off checking out @condraws to escape my bullshit meme ass lmao))

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insp

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Alfred: And don’t forget to eat!

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(Is this blog dead? Are you okay? Lack of asks? I hope your okay)

((i’m good my guy, sorry to worry you!

i actually have,,,,,, Many asks lmao i need to catch up on that, i just don’t want to update too much more than my partner blog. gotta keep it even ;D))