Hey there, I'm Alfred and I'm a genie! Sweet right? Don't be afraid to ask questions, it can get pretty boring in here
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tiddy illegal now he gotta wear clothes
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Do you have a Discord? I don't want to loose Arthur and the Tea genie!
nah i only have a private server, but alfred’s safe my guys! arthur’s mod has been pretty hard at work getting all their posts reviewed too, so we should both be good after the 17th.
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Alfred: Tho I am safe for the moment, their sacrifice will not be forgotten. Who can tell what tomorrow may bring?
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tiddy illegal now he gotta wear clothes
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Alfred: Y’all sure do wanna know some weird stuff huh. I mean I’ll do my best dudes but the answer to most of this is just ‘magic’. Genie, remember?
Uhhhhhhh, okay. Okay okay okay.
I chose a coke bottle because it was there, at the time? I didn’t really.... prepare for the genie license exam. It was a spur of the moment type thing, y’know? So I just grabbed a bottle that was nearby when I needed a vessel. And now whenever someone wants a wish, I get a new one! I don’t need coke bottles specifically, but *cough* SOMEONE started telling people that’s all I’d take, and now everyone just brings me different kinds of coke.
I can change out the type of vessel if I want to or something, but that just means a ton of paperwork. Besides! I can just magic the inside into whatever I want, so it’s not like I’ll get bored in there. Ahahaha.
And c’mon y’all! I might like sugar but have a little more faith in me! The inside of my bottles looks more like this:
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Do you have a main blog?
hell yeah my guy, check out @conking for all your daily meme needs
#ooc#it's just anime and memes nothing else#if you want art my art blog's @condraws#anon#asked and answered
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Alfred: UHHHH HANG ON THERE GUYS
Who told you all that?! And aren’t you all moving a bit fast??!! Kissing’s one thing, but MARRIAGE?? I- uh-
We haven’t even held hands yet! T-there’s an order to these things, yeah???
ᴺᵒᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃʳʳʸ ʰᶦᵐ.
Alfred: That’s- not a bad idea, exactly, it’s just...
Mhm. Yeah nope, that’s not happening. I have a promise to stick to y’know!
Alfred: ..................shut it.
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((doin some SHITTY sketch answers babeY))
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I love your blog and the idea of genie Alfred is awesome!btw are you ok? You haven’t been posting in a while....
i dunno if i’ve said it here before or not, but i’m pretty chronically ill and sometimes i just need to take a break and not draw for a while! i’ve been super busy with work on top of that so when i did get the opportunity to draw i just kinda,,,, drew whatever i thought of at the time.
i’m glad you’re enjoying the blog!
#just before anyone asks#when i say pretty chronically ill i don't mean anything life-threatening#or anything like that!#i just get very weak and very tired and very sore very easily#so there's no need to worry <3#hope you all had a great time over the holidays!#ooc#anon#asked and answered
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Arthur: Genies aren’t born genies. We apply to become one as a job. Also, I met Alfred at the GMV when I was renewing my license and he was getting his first one.
#reblog#hi i would like to introduce my son: the idiot#HEY ALFRED WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK FOR HIS FUCKING NUMBER LIKE A NORMAL PERSON YOU WEIRDO#aga#arthur
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it’s drama, it’s fabulous, it’s fashion baby
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#me drawing 12 faces completely unrelated to the asks yall have sent: i'm the best mun#also blue held a gun to my head and made me do this so expect one of these from them too :^DDD#i'd say click it for a bigger version but there literally isn't one#i forgot to resize it dhhdghfdhfa#u have no idea how tempted i was to not draw the glasses#i hate the glasses#anyway goodnight
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ooc asks under the cut
((there’s a bunch so check for yours!
yep! not yet but definitely endgame
SO many. pretty much anything actually, it’s just that all my friends ship al and artie so that ends up being what i draw the most lmao
THIS IS,,, THE FUNNIEST THING ANYONE;S SENT ME. I’M CHOKING??
"i’m simply one hell of a genie” “alfred no” “alfred YES”
he looks like that because he’s in customer service and he has no choice, but INSIDE? inside, he screams.
that’s all for the mun at the moment, thanks for all the questions guys! have a great day and sleep well and be kind to each other n all that peace out
#sadlittlemun#khunisjirallgeniepony#ask-let-us-be-nations-dang-it#chunbunny#anon#figuguhdsg yall are GEMS#ooc
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Sooooo are you still alive?
((YEP i promise,,, i s wear,,,,,))
#ooc#please direct any questions about how long it is before i update to @askgeniearthur#kick their ass into gear#yeah that's right blue i'm callin u out what up u fuck#ily))#anon#answered the thing
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pls...i must kno...who mun...
((i’m @conking! tho if you only want my art you’re better off checking out @condraws to escape my bullshit meme ass lmao))
#ooc#anon#answered the thing#i'm WAY more active on those blogs#even my art blog updates around once or twice a week
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Alfred: And don’t forget to eat!
#aga#((I'm dying i was eating apple pie while i drew this and i set it down for a second#when i picked it up i was like 'ooH better finish off this cream'#forgetting that there was no cream in the house#i just ate moisturiser pie#my tongue is trying to crawl its way out of my esophagus#ghghgh))
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(Is this blog dead? Are you okay? Lack of asks? I hope your okay)
((i’m good my guy, sorry to worry you!
i actually have,,,,,, Many asks lmao i need to catch up on that, i just don’t want to update too much more than my partner blog. gotta keep it even ;D))
#i have a chronic illness which stops me on my other askblog sometimes#BUT NOT ON THIS BLOG LMFAO#anyway i'll doodle something up for now#thanks for the concern!#ooc#anon#answered the thing
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