askganon

[askganon]

You know, while they call Link a Hero his goal is generally just to kill you... Isn't that an assassin?

An assassin is usually paid.

[askganon]

i wish you were treated with more compassion and respect by those who wrongfully looked down upon you; and i hope you are given said compassion and respect in your future incarnations.

Perhaps if the Gerudo were treated better, and granted that which we desired from the beginning, none of this would have transpired.

But that is not what happened. I am the King my people needed, and I am the scourge Hyrule created.

[askganon]

what should I do? im disabled and work is hurting me badly, but i really need the money.

Do what you must to survive.

[askganon]

Is the truth always a good thing?

Is a lie always something evil?

It is not purely the truth, but the time it is given, and the intention behind it that determines its alightment.

[askganon]

Yo is that an eye or a vagina on your pfp background (Forgive me for I am not aware of what it's called here on tumblr.com)

I pity any woman who entreats with you if you cannot tell the difference between the two.

[askganon]

i have no doubt that I'm stronger than my enemies and could take them out no problem- however, I am sadly held within the confines of The Law ._.

What is greater than a force that throws away the law for the sake of their own needs? One who utilizes the law for their own benefit.

[askganon]

I haven’t been here the longest but I hope I’m favored… <3

enough to date your moms

No gods or demons can save your soul should they favor you.

[askganon]

My lord, I am an actor who portrays you on stage, I have lately come into a conflict I would like advice on.

I have always done my best to accurately portray the characters but lately, my managers and the audience seem to be demanding a 'softer' take on you. This infuriates me as I am portraying a man representing power, I am portraying the scourge of Hyrule and a man with countless bodies to his name. Someone unashamed of his past. While the plays may give him sympathetic motivations it seems insulting to try and soften the character.

The conflict is that I may need to compromise on my performance to please the masses as their ticket sales allow me to eat.

It is a beyond irritating position to be in.

First, sympathetic motivations? They dare guess at my reasons? What lives have these fools lived to even begin to understand my plights?

Second, you cannot begin with such a statement and not expect a demand to witness. You will show me your portrayal, or else.

Third, I am indeed one of great power and drive, but I have played the fool more than once to ease my foes into a sense of false security.

If they demand a calm barbarian, give them one. However, do not forget why you are there, and what Ganondorf Dragmire has in store for the weak and foolish who would dare to tame their destruction.

[askganon]

Excuse me, your majesty. How would you feel if I worship your godly long crimson red locks and brush it out?

You may worship as you desire, but never may you touch my hair.

[askganon]

Hail, Lord Ganondorf

I enjoy reading your responses to my messages greatly. I must thank you for providing such an enjoyable source of entertainment for me and all those in your royal court.

Sincerely, Valentina

Countless lifetimes spent seeking justice for my people, only to be remembered for mere quips.

I am truly blessed.

[askganon]

Good point. Look for me on the battlefield, I'll be the one a safe distance away with opera glasses and popcorn watching you cut down my countrymen.

I am sure their ghosts will look upon you with favor.

[askganon]

You will wear the crown, you have no choice, the spikes growing on your head have a metal sheen to them and coalesce into a mock halo. You will command, for your voice is a terrible thing, you are a terrible thing. You will be just, and you will be fair, for any grievances you cause to your people scar your body and leave lasting pain and false promises sizzle on your tongue like hot oil. Your god is watching and it won't forget what your ancestor did and it won't let you go.

Such is the Mantle of Kings.

[askganon]

Quite funny how in the world crafted from your heart's truest wish the desert that your people suffered with was replaced with a lush green swamp where it constantly rains.

Yes, humorous.

[askganon]

My king, as someone who has been around many powerful women, what advice would you give someone who wants to...well, honestly just talk to them. I'm not very interested in the bedroom part of flirting, but strong women are very beautiful and I'm too scared to talk to them(I'm female, myself)

You have answered your own question in asking it. It is in honesty that you have the greatest chance of success in communing with women.

All women, both strong and weak, hold honor chief among all traits. By this, i do not mean honor on the battlefield, but the mixture of honesty and respect.

If all you truly seek is conversation and kinship, Do not let their outward appearance hinder you. Speak your kind and your truth, honestly. If they should not desire such from you, then respect their wishes.

Most Gerudo I know prefer others to be forthright and earnest, for if a man or anyone is dishonest in his words or motives, what else is he hiding?

[askganon]

You show interest in Zelda a lot, isn't she way younger than you...?

... Yes, she is. In my eyes, she is a child.

However, contrary to your incredibly limited and pathetically narrow view, there is much more to her than a simple attraction of body.

It is almost as though she possesses, or is the key to possessing, something of great value to me that would allow me to achieve all my goals.

It must be a strange and foreign concept to one as primitive as yourself, to see someone as anything more that a sexual object.

[askganon]

Top 3 minions you would hypothetically sleep with if the situation was ever necessary idk. Ghira and Zant are not allowed because everyone keeps bringing them up in this kind of shit

Sleep with? I assume your intentions are for survival, for in any other situation I would require my minions to either sleep upon a floor, outside my chambers, or more likely stand guard for the night.

Never the less, in such a hypothetical scenario, I would not choose either Ghirahim nor Zant. The sword would likely chatter throughout the night, while Zant would not remain still long enough for either of us to benefit from body heat.

In this scenario, I would assume that by the requirement of another person for survival, neither of us would be granted our magical abilities. By relying on body heat alone, that eliminates Vaati as a useful companion.

I would also surmise by your words that I must choose an agent of renown, and not a nameless creature under my command like a moblin or hinox.

With these limitations in mind, were I to choose three of my minions of the past via direct command or by proxy, they would likely be between Volvagia, Volga, or Onox.

They are all dragons and dragon kin, and thus would naturally produce ample amounts of heat required for survival.

[askganon]

what is death like? is it like your vision fades to black and then you just wake up again in another time? Or is it like you're asleep but your consciousness is drifting across a dark void? Or is it something else entirely?

Death is... a different experience than most. I cannot speak for all, merely myself in this matter, for I assume death is unique to each and every soul. For me, it is generally painful, for a time, before that pain and all else fades away.

Then there is a moment of nonexistence. It is not necessarily peaceful nor restless, but a sense of nothing at all. There is no consciousness, but fragmented thoughts adrift in the void, not connected to anything.

However, this is can say for all: those that cherish you in life will mourn you in death.