askganon

[askganon]

Your majesty *bows* I have a question and I apologize I realize you are very busy so I'll skip the chit chat and get to it.

If you had/have children, say hypothetically, what age would they start training? Also what are some morals or ethics you would wish to instil within them? Loyalty, honor, power? All of you above, perhaps a lesson on how absolute power can lead to corruption if not tempered with patience and wisdom? Pls my king, illuminate me. Thank you and hail ganondorf king of all.

Were I to have a daughter or daughters, they would be brought up in proper Gerudo tradition. They would live with myself and their myself and their mother... Or mothers, until the age of five, where they would begin their education with the community. Through this they would learn and understand the principles of Gerudo life.

Upon reaching their first decade, they would begin training in the arts of war, with all their sisters. They would be raised by the community, granted no special treatment due to nepotism.

Aside from their communal teachings, I would instill in their minds that though they may be the children of Ganondorf, they will never be awarded anything they did not earn by their own deeds.

Through this, they will know humility, comradery, and honor.

[askganon]

STICK YOUR HANDS BETWEEN THE BARS OF MY CAGE. I PROMISE I WONT BITE I PROMISE. JUST YIVE ME YOUR FKNGERS.

I see prison is working towards the end goal.

[askganon]

Are Gerudo elders all like Koume and Kotake? Do they all have the energy that they'd pinch your ass as you walk by and then try to look innocent?

The elders of the tribe are to be respected. They have managed to survive through the harsh trials of the desert, and continue to do so in their elder days. Such is a rare ability even among the Gerudo, and should be revered.

If they desire a pinch of flesh as a reward for their lifeling victory, a pinch they shall have.

[askganon]

ough...Women...i think i hauve covid...

The cure rests in the core of Death Mountain.

[askganon]

Lord Ganondorf, what was it like being a dragon? And do you prefer it instead of the boar?

Honestly, I did not inhabit that form long enough to form a fair opinion.

[askganon]

I know, or at least I think, you've said that your surrogate mothers were harsh and didn't love you. So do they have more of an advisory role or?

While it is true they did not show me affection or maternal love, I did not desire nor expect it from them.

I required their power and their knowledge, they required a leader and a pupil. Such was pur arrangement. Anything more would have been a waste of all of our time.

That is not to say I felt unloved. There were many others in the tribe that filled that void.

[askganon]

So I know the desert is deadly, but is it ever pretty?

It is because it is so deadly that my homeland is the most beautiful realm in all Hyrule. The desert holds gems in the light, both at dawn and twilight.

In the earliest morning, the endless dunes glisten and sparkle as the sun's first breath embraces each and every grain of sand.

At dusk, the trials of the day pbysibly calm and cool, setting still a turbulent land in a new way. In this, the sun never sets on the same desert twice.

And then, there is the night. The winds are cold, but they are minor, giving a placid tableau of a silent world, lit only by unfettered starlight and moonlight.

[askganon]

Pardon this request, my lord, but could you make monsters a little more . . . Culinaraly appetizing? Aside from monster extract and dark clumps, they're not very appetizing.

It would be very much appreciated!

They are an acquired taste. If you cannot acquire it, perhaps your palate is not as refined as you would claim.

[askganon]

I will tell my mommy on you cuz your mean :’(

She is very well accustomed to my temperament, as well as sympathizes in my dealings with you.

[askganon]

Do you dance, my lord? I have no doubt that you are the best dancer in all the realm

I would not go as far to say I am the greatest in all the realm, as I would have my sisters to contend with. But I can say with fair certainty that I would have little competition from the other races.

[askganon]

My Lord, if You where given the option of marrying a beautiful girl, get a full years supply of food for your people, or a map that leads to a hidden treasure. Which one will you chose?

I would choose the needs of my people first, unless the union with the woman would grant greater opportunities for my people's prosperity, or the treasure in question could be bartered for a higher yield than one year's prosperity.

[askganon]

Hi, Mr. Demon King sir!

What's your favorite type of bird?

Helmaroc.

[askganon]

PLEASE LET ME SUCK IT JUST THE TIP

You could not handle what you are asking.

[askganon]

I feel like breaking a Gerudos nose would be insulting

It would be an invitation to meet Death.

[askganon]

I am trying to express you within D&D and I am stuck on the class. Warlock isn't right, you didn't obtain your power from others, Wizard doesn't feel correct either, I can't imagine you locked in a tower or obtaining your power through such an orthodox way. But then Sorceror doesn't make total sense either, I don't think your power is due to a bloodline.

I have begun to understand this system of which you speak, and have my own insight to grant.

Of the classes they have created with their limited and primitive understanding of magic, I would indeed be considered more kin to a sorcerer. However, it is important that you understand if this would be the case, my magical source; my soul, would be, though blasphemous to the foolish Hylians, Divine in nature.

However, do not forget than I am also more than adept in the arts of physical combat. I was trained in the arts of war before the arts of magic. I am not only a dark caster, but a fighter, a true Master of Battle.

[askganon]

Do you have nipple piercings?

Perhaps. Perhaps not.

[askganon]

Violence for violence's sake is the rule of the beasts.

Incorrect. Violence for the sake of violence alone is a construct made solely by the hands of men, not beasts.

Animals act in violence to eat, or to be kept from being eaten. Any other form of violence is mankind's doing.