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We went to the museum yesterdidlyday but the place is just full of blasphemous ideas! We won't be going back there again, that's for sure!

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Message me a body part

Hair: How many wigs do you own?

Skin: Do you tan easily?

Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?

Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?

Tongue: What was in your last meal?

Windpipe: Do you sing?

Neck: Do you wear necklaces?

Ears: How many times have you heard something you wish you never had?

Cheeks: Do you blush easily?

Wrists: Do you/ have you self-harmed?

Hands: Are you an artist/writer?

Fingers: Do you play an instrument?

Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?

Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?

Breasts/chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?

Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?

Back: Are you a virgin?

Hips: Do you like to dance?

Vagina/Penis: Have you been judged because of your gender?

Ass: Have you ever been sexually assaulted? If so, have you recovered and what is your advice for others in the same situation?

Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?

Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?

Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?

Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the Hell of it?

Toes: Do you like country music?

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Ned, Thank you. I think the praying worked. I no longer watch gay porn. I have become a budgie

Well that sure wasn't the result I expected! But good for you!

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What are you going to be for Halloween, Ned?

Oh I'm going to stay inside with my boys and read them our favorite verse of the bible!

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I CAN'T TAKE HOW AMUSING THIS BLOG IS OMG

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Do you like Homer?

Well sure I do! He is my neighboreeno after all and as it's said in the bible "Love thy neighbor!"

Even if he makes it gosh dang dillyificult sometimes.

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Are you satan?

Oh my! Of course not! What would give you a crazy idea like that?

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I like gay porn. I watch so much gay porn. I mean holy shit. Gay porn. Everywhere. I feel like that's probably not very christian. What do you advice I do?

Well oh diddly dear. I guess all we can do is pray.

Dear lord, please reign your glory down upon this child so that she may find the errors in her ways. Amen.

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I know.

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Flanders x Jesus OTP

Ned:Bart, Lisa, do you two know what OTP means?Lisa: It's an abbreviation for "One True Pairing," which is internet slang for two people that the person likes to imagine in a romantic relationship.Ned: It means WHAT?  

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Flanders, did you ever hear about the trope Stupid Sexy Flanders? You miiiight be interested...

I don't really diddly know how to doodly feel about this.