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[askdrunkzander]

*slaps Zander in the face* SOBER UP!

Ow!

I'm only tipsy I swear

[askdrunkzander]

Zander if you can read this your not drunk

Whatt doed this say sory?

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Well, here we go... (that happened so fast🥲)

I was enjoying my Saturday at home when the club came over with no warning. I was surprised but didn't mind that much... until...

Jake walked back from MY kitchen with a bottle of MY step dad's liquor. Sean and millie seemed excited but the rest of us were put off.

After a while my curiosity got to me and I gave in. I told jake to give me a sip (after all its my step dad's drink not his) he gave me the bottle and to my surprise the taste wasn't THAT bad.

We watched a movie and passed around the bottle (Hailey and luke weren't interested... they were better than me I'll tell the truth) after a while (when the bottle was almost finished) I started to notice something... I was more relaxed than I should've been.

From what I could piece together jake, Sean and millie were completely fine (millie was tipsy at best) but I wasn't. I would normally not admit that I was in such a state but with my judgement impaired I yelled...

"I think I'm pissed out me head!" With a slight Scottish accent

The club (even Hailey and luke) were all laughing. I tried to stand up (for god knows what reason) but fell back onto the couch.

This is where my memory starts to get a little hazy but I particularly remember (and I wish I hadn't remembered) walking up to jake wrapping my arms around his neck and slurring...

"Being drunk is fun... make it funner"

BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING! I probably meant to say: "being drunk is fun... can I have another drink to make me more drunk" (why I would ask that I don't know but still) but I wasn't thinking clearly.

What jake said to me the next day he apparently moved away my arms, said: "bedtime" and guided me up the stairs.

And for what Hailey said to me, after sleeping for a few hours I (at six at night) ran down the stairs, jumped onto the couch, turned to her and had a conversation that went like this:

Me: hey Hailey

Her: oh zander how are you feeling?

Me: *silence*

Her: are you still drunk?

Me: *runs to the downstairs toilet and throws up*

Yeah I threw up... apparently.

The next morning I woke up in bed to a massive headache and the smell of throw up... so even though I don't entirely believe jake I can believe Hailey because that was the proof...

Why are you drunk? And was the blog jakes idea? 😏

Yes it Wass jaks idea and... I dunno I forgedt

(Jake here! Haha yeah I thought it would be funny 🤣 and he's drunk because of the blog... though there was his first time getting drunk which was a few days ago... story at 5 notes 😏)

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Favourite drunk story?

Really? Your seriously going to make me awnser this while hungover? Fine.

I only started drinking a couple days ago but yesterday APPARENTLY to jakes testimony this morning I... jumped up and down on the couch, slipped and fell onto jake.

I say it's my favourite because I got to hurt jake.

[askdrunkzander]

Why are you drunk? And was the blog jakes idea? 😏

Yes it Wass jaks idea and... I dunno I forgedt

(Jake here! Haha yeah I thought it would be funny 🤣 and he's drunk because of the blog... though there was his first time getting drunk which was a few days ago... story at 5 notes 😏)

[askdrunkzander]

I told luke not to film me 😒

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Heyyyy the Sk box isx oprdn

(It's Hailey, Translation: hey, the ask box is open)

( jake here! LMAO this will be fun! Don't spare on the embarrassing questions! No mercy to Mr serious!)