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[askaram]

it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

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this is tbe funniest fucking comment

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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hello porn bots why the fuck do you follow me i will eat your crocs

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i love it how my car sales man basically sold me a car which was leaking out of its cussy (car pussy) and just taped over it

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this tweet is making me choke to death

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shove the pendulum up my ass i wnna see if i can gulp this milkshake or nah

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"connect your contacts so you can find people you know in our app" what if i flayed myself in front of you

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oh me? i don't use pronouns. i simply do not exist.

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does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

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Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-