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HI XENI BIG FAN question what's your number one coffee order

I always get something with cinnamon and nutmeg, lots of cream, and sometimes ill get whipped cream on top. Smell is a big factor for me.

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Good to know someone appreciates my art. Most dream critics are just confused by the stuff I put out. Sorry you can't understand symbolism!

Hi Xeni!!! I brought you a latte :D

I made sure it was perfect just for you!

Wonderful. I'm doing to enjoy this.

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Hi Xeni!!! I brought you a latte :D

I made sure it was perfect just for you!

Wonderful. I'm doing to enjoy this.

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That's it! You're in time out!

Since you did my hair can I do yours?

No one touches my hair but me and my stylist

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You do realize how unhealthy that is, right?

Since you did my hair can I do yours?

No one touches my hair but me and my stylist

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Where is security guard anon when you need them?

Since you did my hair can I do yours?

No one touches my hair but me and my stylist

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What is it with you and my boundaries?

Since you did my hair can I do yours?

No one touches my hair but me and my stylist

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No! I work hard to keep it looking like this

Since you did my hair can I do yours?

No one touches my hair but me and my stylist

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Since you did my hair can I do yours?

No one touches my hair but me and my stylist

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I'm sleeping in your microwave 2nite

Why are you so small?!

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It might look fine on a jester silhouette but not a human silhouette

I feel like. Riley's mom's dress isn't that bad

It looked like something for a costume party. Riley is a tween now! She needed something sleek! Something fun but not too fun. Something that wouldn't make her the laughing stock of the entire grade!

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would you like some warm milk, a blankie and pillow for all your troubles my sweet xen xen?

I'm a grown man! And don't call me that!

Yes absolutely

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[mod moony here! Just so you know I won't have my phone for the next 3 days starting some time tomorrow so... yeah]

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Of course not!

PLEASE XENI LET ME SLEEP NEXT TO YOU OR UNDER YOUR BED

With all due respect, what is wrong with you?

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I feel like. Riley's mom's dress isn't that bad

It looked like something for a costume party. Riley is a tween now! She needed something sleek! Something fun but not too fun. Something that wouldn't make her the laughing stock of the entire grade!

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security guard announcement: jester person you must stop or we WILL relocate you from the premises. also other anon enough about xeni’s aunt and trauma and jacob ASK HIM HIS FAVORITE COLOR OR SOMETHING

I'm fine talking about Jacob but yes, deal with the jester.

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Rolls around on the rug

Get out of my apartment!