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Huh... so like a diary? Could I use it like that? Also Goncharov is a real movie in my universe. One of my favorite actually.

okay @ask-the-wolfspider yeah there's other universes. it's like 2p!hetalia

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So basically what you're saying is the whole reason I made this blog is now redundant. Cool. Great. Also yeah. The meme where everyone pretends "The Godfather" is a real movie. At least, it's a meme in my universe? It's pretty old at this point actually.

okay @ask-the-wolfspider yeah there's other universes. it's like 2p!hetalia

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Uh? Nice to meet you? I'm Harry. I hope you have fun at the underwater city?

okay @ask-the-wolfspider yeah there's other universes. it's like 2p!hetalia

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This feels like that The Godfather meme all over again. What is a hetalia. You're telling me when I'm blogging I'm not actually posting to my own universe, but some alternative one where nobody else in my universe lives?

okay @ask-the-wolfspider yeah there's other universes. it's like 2p!hetalia

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I swear to god. If you people don't stop fucking with me, I'm going to lose my fucking head. WHAT THE FUCK IS A SPIDER-VERSE.

okay so ur one of those delusional freaks who thinks their rp is real. got it

Okay there is NO NEED for that language. Like at all fuck face. All I'm trying to do here is be good PR for a borderline eco-terrorist PLEASE cut me a break.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO WAWA'S I'M GONNA KEEP MYSELF SAFE

WHAT THE FUCK IS A WAWA

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okay so ur one of those delusional freaks who thinks their rp is real. got it

Okay there is NO NEED for that language. Like at all fuck face. All I'm trying to do here is be good PR for a borderline eco-terrorist PLEASE cut me a break.

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idk what's up with that asshole tell me about da jersey adventures, tell me about the wawa

Thank you for being kind, We’d love to catch you up! Wolf-Spider just recently took time to stop by a Prominent Senator’s house, Billy Cyrus, to convince him not to pass the Mining Bill!

Although I don’t know what a “Wawa” is. Do you mean Nemos?

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Nobody's talking to you because nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about dumb ass

There's no need to be rude! We've done our introduction before, we're here to talk about Wolf-spider, a vigilante inspired by Spider-Woman who focuses on Ecological Issues!

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We wont lie, it's a little disappointing to see nobody chiming in! WolfSpider just did a run around New Jersey, ask us about that!

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Hi! I’ve been living under a rock and have no idea what’s going on. Who’s Wolf-Spider? Why is there such a controversy around her?

Thanks for dropping by! Wolf-Spider is a vigilante primarily based in the East Coast! You may know of her as the "hill-billy Spider-Woman knock off" (J.J. Jameson of the Yorked) or as the "chick in cargo that hiked up the gas price" (Bill Blaine of The D.C. Report). As for the controversy, right now there are accusations against her claiming she blew up a subsidiary factory for Jackson&Jackson. Unfortunately, we here at her team cannot deny nor confirm any criminal accusations, as we do not act as Wolf-Spider's legal representation.

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Welcome to the Official Wolf-Spider Ask Blog!!

We know you may have had a negative first impression of her, considering her recent splash in headlines, but we promise your local vigilante doesn't bite!

If you want to get the real scoop on your woodland-menace, just come on down and ask! Our focus is on dispelling unsavory rumors and restoring our favorite spiderling's public image. :)

[OOC: if you've seen this blog before, no you have not!]