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Hey! I would like to see you wearing your deceased mother Margaret’s lingerie underwear ( strapless underwire brassiere, silk thong panties, lace stocking pantyhose, garter belt and high heel stilettos ) someday!

What the fuck is wrong with you? You managed to disgust a fucking murderer.

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Hey y'all, new account go follow it

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Jeff...marry me 👍

"No."

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i THINK… I have a crush on you

"and who doesn't? I'm peeeerfect~"

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Punch him! PUNCH HIM!

Ilysm that it makes me wanns punch u

bitch wtf?? so if I punch you back does that mean I love you too?

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*bonk*

stop calling me Benjamin or I'll destroy ur ass, u bitch

What do you want me to call you then? Gnome? Zelda? HAH you don't scare me lil' guy

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... You listen here you little shit-

stop calling me Benjamin or I'll destroy ur ass, u bitch

What do you want me to call you then? Gnome? Zelda? HAH you don't scare me lil' guy

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stop calling me Benjamin or I'll destroy ur ass, u bitch

What do you want me to call you then? Gnome? Zelda? HAH you don't scare me lil' guy

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Hi Jeff! Have you met Sully yet? Has Liu told you about him?

"i don't know who's Sully, and i don't have contact with Liu anymore. The guys trying to kill me, y'know? Going after him wouldn't be a good idea."

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can you believe that nikolai doesn't like açaí?!!!!

"...who's Nikolai?"

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What is your opinion about these following beings?

Dimitri (The X)

toby

Nina

the operator

"Dimitri: he's a nymphomaniac twink with anger issues. Toby: he's annoying most of the time. Nina: PLEASE SOMEONE TAKE THIS GIRL AWAY FROM ME. Operator: I don't wanna risk saying something about him and be murdered after."

@thex01011000

@ask-tt0by

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Have you read any of your fanfictions?

Note: there is one called "prisoner of Jeff The Killer" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry, but this fanfic is ridiculous! In this fanfic you have. Son named Jack.

"w h a t."

"god, i know I'm great and all, but these people scare me sometimes. There's Nina already, i can't handle another one like her."

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I love your hair.

''I'm perfect <3''

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let's Play?

Name three people you find UNBEARABLE

Name what you would do with these people if you had the opportunity

And finally, why do you find these people unbearable?

Note: como que tá o Jeff cria do morrão? 😎👍🏻

"well, Jane, she's a rude and ungrateful person! I made her beautiful just like me and now she wants to kill me! Unbelievable. Second, Toby, he's a nice kid, but he has way too much energy and i can't stand him. And lastly, Laughing Jack, he's creepy..."

"Now, i wouldn't exactly hurt them physically. I don't really know what it'd do, really. I just try my best to ignore them."

ADM: preso 👍.

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Let's assume that one day far from our reality you want to date, what would be the ideal type of person?

"no one is worth my love, I'm too perfect for anyone."

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I like you, Jeff The Killer

"of course you do, who doesn't? I'm amazing."

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we all know you're in love with eyeless jack (vulgo segueta) , invite us to the wedding, but know that I'm only going to eat cake. And I won't give a gift.

"Excuse you, I'm... In w h a t?"

"I'm definitely not in love with that weirdo, where'd you get that idea? I worked with him a few times, we have a... 'Professional' relationship."