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Regina's love language is Receiving Gifts (giving) and Words of Affirmation (receiving)

Regan's love language is Acts of Service (giving) and Quality Time (receiving)

Rachel's love language is Quality Time (giving) and Physical Touch (receiving)

Do with this information what you will.

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"Wow Dia I thought this blog was dead" well have you ever considered that I sometimes get the compelling urge to post Aphrodite lore

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01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101001 01110010 01100101 01100100 = I'm tired

Oh gods...

Poor lady, she deserves a break from... whatever hell happened to her.

"Ditie-"

"No, don't you 'Ditie' me, Narciso! I'm done, you hear me?! I'm done with all of you!"

"Oh, don't you act all self-righteous with me now, Aphrodite! You knew full well what you were getting yourself into!"

"No I didn't! You all took advantage of me! You took advantage of me, of my family, of Audrey! I was grieving, I didn't know what I was signing up for!"

"You never seemed to care much about empathy before."

"Yeah, but-- I've known John all my life! Oh God, what am I gonna tell him... What are we gonna do?! She was a kid, Narciso! Hope was a kid! I can't believe I ever took part in this!"

"...Aphrodite, as much as I usually respect you, please do remember that, if you refuse to do your job, we have other people that will do it for you. Twenty-five of them, in fact. So please, choose wisely your next move."

"...You wouldn't dare."

"You have no idea what I would be willing to do."

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NOT EXPLODING SO SOON

WE CAN HELP DEAREST I am the best with love advices. Trust

Maybe

"ITSNOTLOVEITSNOTLOVESHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP"

"i just want to hang out with him..."

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Disappeared and then came back with GOSSIP

Spill it out girl who is it/j

"I HOPE YOU EXPLODE"

"MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!"

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wrong searchbar WRONG SEARCHBAR

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Google how ask a guy to hang out without insulting him or sounding desperate

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Rachel being the only first place "Ross" in a team full of "Roy"s....

Also Regan is NOT impressed but she knew this would've happened

" Best member "

I love this so much I love THEM so much 😞😞❤️‍🩹

Taglist: @merwynsartblog @clownazon @dismissivedestroyer @jonesy-squish

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The girls are literally that one GF scene

Rin: Now for a simple 9000 questions Dating Quiz!

Rin: Regan, on a scale from 1 to 5, you scored a 3!

Regan: YES!!! YES!!!!! [---> DATEABLE]

Rin: Regina, your score is--- YYYEEESHHH....

Rin: Y'know, scores don't really matter! You should just focus on being you!

Regina:... [---> QUESTIONABLE???]

Rin: Rachel, on a scale from 1 to 5, you scored a... 12?!?

Rachel: (Gasp) Miss Patty was right all along! I am the world's most perfect girl! [---> TOTAL CATCH!]

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UCOSNFSONDBF THIS IS SO CUTEEEEE THANK YOUUUUU

@dismissivedestroyer :D

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CHAIDNSKDHSINER SILLY GUYS???

So insane about them sleeping on the bench together

SweetHearts Headcanons

Because they're so fucking back./pos

Edit: I FORGOT TO MENTION IT HELP BUT Rachel was made by @dismissivedestroyer !!

-> After the Skirtz, Denny was the first one to know that she got into the drama club and he got super happy about it

-> Denny already got his own blankets and pillows to sleep with her on the bench and most of the times also ended up staying awake all night to watch for her, even tho he's a coward himself

-> SELFCARE DAY TOGETHER‼️

-> Neither of them confessed, other people had to do it for them because they are LOSERS/aff

-> The type of couple to check clothing stores completely aware that they can't/won't buy anything, so it's practically just hanging out there

-> Denny already tried to slide with Rachel's shoes and fell on his butt

-> Theodor is their #1 protector and WILL beat your ass if you say anything awful to them; both appreciates but insists that isn't needed

-> Ross had both of them on his ear asking for love advices (Denny because his friends suck just as much with love, Rachel because she knew that Ross and Denny talked more)

-> Denny loves giving her small gifts, which she keeps hidden from her mother to not raise questions

-> She shows a lot of her art to him, but only managed to show the "cringey" ones after some time since it's a bit embarassing to her

-> Denny likes to throw a few words of affirmation to her from time to time and Rachel is always caught off-guard

-> Once both are comfy enough, Denny realizes that he's physically unable to get kisses without being a mess- but to compensate it's just the same with the roles reversed

-> Denny subconsiously says "my girlfriend" instead of just "Rachel" almost every single time

-> Denny is still a tiny bit of a little shit inside so sometimes he may go "AH A SPIDER" just to scare her kdjsjdjdf

I dunno I just. The lovers ever ☹️

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Gosh, i'm so glad Michelle got to me, somehow. I don't even know how, it must've been a miracle or something! I got my own ghost mom and she's all mine and no one else's! :33 -Regan

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What is thine own opinion on Shakespeare /silly /j

"To be, or not to be, that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them."

"Hehe, I really like it...!"

"We did Hamlet as school play last year, and since I am on the school's drama club I auditioned!"

"I wanted to get Gertrude, but I didn't look 'mean enough' for the part, so I got Ophelia instead. Still, it was fun!"

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Bestie draw Fifi please

"Regina has such a bad life" "Regina is so doomed by the narrative"

WHAT ABOUT HER SISTER‼️‼️ WHAT ABOUT FIFÍ‼️‼️

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A win for su1cidal family issues girlies everywhere

MOOTIES MOOTIES MOOTIES

I saw @luzxii 's post about a quiz with their OC's (which you totally should check out btw) and decided to make one for mine!

Perhaps the questions and results are a little too deep so.. CAREFUL,, /hj

And please share your results I wanna see <3

Random people to tag: @merwynsartblog @clownazon @dismissivedestroyer @jonesy-squish

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THE LAST ONE WITH THEIR LITTLE TONGUES I AM ACTUALLY EXPLODING/silly

IT'S... IT'S GROWING ON ME. THE COMFORT POTENTIAL IS HUGE.

SWEETHEARTS.. MY BELOVED

@clownazon @merwynsartblog @ask-the-skirtz THEY ARE MORE SIMILAR THAN I THOUGHT /VPOS

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OKAY GODDAMN HELLO???? WHAT IS SCAR'S MOM DOING TO HIM???

Fun facts!!