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Would you like a bouquet of grass(platonic)

Of... grass? Sure, I guess?

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Unironically the most attractive April May has ever looked

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Reblog if you love April May <333

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my flaming hot but also niche ace attorney take is that i do not think april may was a manipulative conviving gaslight gatekeep yas queen girlboss. she was not doing any of those crimes based on her own free will. she was terrified of being murdered by her boss. like, textually. she's not putting on that ditsy sexy persona for shits and gigs and to Scam Men For Fun she's putting on that persona to avoid getting murdered by her incredibly powerful employer. the day we acknowledge that april may was not a willing accomplice is the day i can rest.

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My anon idea gave you the idea to send the flowers to the mailboxes of the ask blogs, or an I misunderstanding

no yeah that's exactly what happened :D (for anyone who runs an aa ask blog, April might send you flowers!)

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Can you garden?

Ooh, gardening? I've never tried! I suppose it could be a fun hobby to have a little weensy go at!

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Do you like cats

I love cats! They're adoooorable!

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Idk whether the aro flag is just the mod's orientation or not but I honestly fw aromantic April May SO hard.

Also, for the mod, what inspired you to make this specific blog? I mean, I absolutely love it, but she's not really a character I would've expected this much demand for.

Keep it up!

( Thank you so much!! The icon is a hc and my own orientation, I love aro April so so much. <333 As for what inspired me to make the blog: honestly, I've always loved April! Even if she is quite annoying and only appears for a single case, 1-2 has a special place in my heart for a lot of reasons, one of those being her! I think she has a lot of potential characterisation that can be explored, what with her dynamic with Redd White, and - she's pink! What's not to love! Sorry for the little ramble, haha, I just have a massive soft spot for this irritating pink cat lady! )

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You seem like you care a lot for Cassie

I really do! My daughter is so incredibly important to me, I love her so very much.

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dude how fucked up would it be if there was a different universe and your name was june july and your hair was blue…. thats crazy man

... fucked UP! SO FUCKED UP!

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so you arent as crazy as you used to be now?

'Crazy's a harsh word, but, yeah! I'd say I'm a little more... stable? Mellowed out? Nowadays. Being away from people who... aren't the best for you, really helps you find your feet!

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how has things changed since we saw you last (which im pretty sure was only in the first game if im correct)

Alright, I'll give a quick summary of what's happened since!

2016-2019 ~ I was in prison for that whole nasty wire tiptapping deal.

2017 ~ My daughter Cassie was born! My parents took care of her primarily until my release.

2020 ~ I got my new job! I love it here, the company is wonderful and they were willing to employ me despite my history.

And this entire time, love hasn't shown its face once! I've been single ever since the incident <\3

And that's everything notable, I think! I've been back on my feet for a few years now.

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You give off won't let your daughter date till she's 30 vibes

I'm a very protective lady, what can I say?

But in all seriousness, she can date whenever and whoever she wants. As long as she trusts the person, and I know them, then she can date when or if she wants to.

Not giving children freedom only does harm, they'll just sneak around and do things they shouldn't anyway, and they're far more likely to get hurt that way...

Far more likely.

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So your making it your daughters job to fix you

What? Oh, no, no, not at all! What I meant was that the experience of becoming a parent... it changes you.

And in my case, I think it changed me for the better! I became a more responsible person, and made the effort to improve my life, for the both of us!

( Not that I need to be fixed, anyway. That implies that something about me's broken. And I'm not. He didn't break me, no matter how much he wishes he did. )

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So your daughter, Cassie, do you love. Her

Of course! My little girl is the light of my life, I love her more than anything!

My daughter improved my life so much. I'm so proud of her!

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Gives her a cat and runs away

I- a cat? Oh, wow, a cat!

I... suppose I have a cat now?

( Cassie loves them, so I suppose she'll be thrilled. )

Thank you, anon! Now, to think of names...

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Caught pink-handed!

( Oki doki, subtlety isn't my forte, is it...? )

If, hypothetically, somebody were to apologise for doing something awful to you a fairrrly long time ago that may or may not have affected you permanently. Would you accept a year's worth of free fast food from a restaurant you choose? Purely.. hypothetically!

is this miss may? And possibly