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how do you feel about Sydney, hm??

minimese : “ she mostly is reminded of herself from Sydney with how anxious he is .. but she considers him a friend . “

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just want to tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

;; g e t o u t

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

;; get out

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gasp!!! What kind of gem do you think represents siamese?

;; FIHNSDKJDMKJFSM DKJMDFSKJMFDKD

;; AQUAMARINE

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henlo stinky

;; henlo stinky anon

;; eat an egg ugli

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hey you want a fidget spinner

;; fuck yeah bro hit me up

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Austin Powers but instead of Dr. Evil and his Mini Me, it's Siamese and Minimese.

;; I have that movie now I need to watch it

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Let's imagine Siamese and Minimese for a second, but as Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibi Moon.

;; oh my god

;; yes okay i’ll hop to drawing that because I can see it now

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Oh, but is has been done. Would you like an answer to the riddle?

;; shrugs

;; knock yourself out , pal .

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Solve the following riddle: You have two rectangular bars. They have property such that when you light the fire from one end, it will take exactly 60 seconds to get completely burn. However they do not burn at consistent speed. Burning 40 percent in 55 seconds and 60 percent in 10 seconds might be possible. Problem is: How do you measure 45 seconds?

;; oh my god you don’t

;; why are you sending thes E THINGS YOU H E A T H E N

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A certain fan-favorite dolphin had been resting in the shallow waters of her island, of course it wasn’t entirely her island but the natives seem to have completely left- therefore leaving claiming it fairly possible. Siamese had been this dolphins name, mostly to point out her mildly bipolar behavior and mannerisms when it came down to certain things. She was mostly known for working a underwater casino by night, and a lonely wanderer by day, her work in the casino being more of a reputation to uphold, and she’d rather not lose a well-known position with all the common folk of the Caribbean sea and other fairly large, tropical seas.

Her gaze had been softly fixated on the sight of colorful sea coral beneath the surface, watching the tiny guppies swirl about in their own amazing array of a vast multitude of colors. Siamese actually felt a small tug of a smile, this being one of her calmest days yet this year. She let her grey eyes wander, before landing on the odd occurrence of a ship.

“ I believe that’s my cue . “

She said under her breath, rolling off the shore and into steeper waters, time to play cat and mouse I suppose.

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RP

A young adolescent leopard seal named Caden was currently resting outside on the deck of his yacht. He was seated on the ground, his head in his hands while he watched the fishing pole he had set up. Caden was currently on vacation, as he decided now was a good time to leave the snowy tundra he called home. Sure, the place wasn’t very bad, but he was just tired of all the struggles that came from living there. To put it simply, he needed a break from snow.

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;; !!!

;; Looks like we get to guide our precious bean through a competition without having her get caught and thrown out !

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Welcome back, Siamese!

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nya~~~ xdddd

“ . . . Was this a bad time to come back ? “

Minimese : “ LOVE ME . “

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awww, you're such a cutie patootie!!! can i squish your wittle cheeks?

Minimese : “ . . . Don’t touch me . “

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do you think calculators should have rights??

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;; smh , someone showed her porn ..

;; besides - she’s 20 smth