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deez nuts

"Remind me again, who's been sending uninvited mortals here through portal transport without Anne's and my permission?"

"Sorry, pops. Not sorry, pops. Heheheheh..."

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((+ a few more....))

((Since this sideblog of mine is now inactive and this will most likely be my last post, have some old art from 2022 or somewhere around there.))

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((Since this sideblog of mine is now inactive and this will most likely be my last post, have some old art from 2022 or somewhere around there.))

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"We break your regular scheduled programming for this very special announcement-"

✨🎊🎉 BORTHDAE TIME !!! 🎉🎊✨

I feel low-key old :,]/hj

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1 week remaining...

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Choco was now cuddling with Mr. Caramel, fitting perfectly on his lap. Aww, how cute Ames!

*One day, while Ames and Choco were all alone at home for whatever reason. Ames was in her bedroom, bored. Until she got an idea and started digging through her backpack, after digging through her backpack for a bit, she got out her wishing crown and put it on her head. And then she mumbled a wish to herself:

“I-I-I wish that C-C-Choco was turned i-i-into a l-l-life sized l-lifeless p-p-plushie…”

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Poof! Choco was now a life-sized plushie. What are you gonna do with her, Ames?

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Choco was surprisingly very light as a plushie, so it was easy to pick up and carry her whatever. She is a plushie now, after all, so of course she'd be light. And there was her beloved giant teddy bear stuffy, Mr. Caramel! Right on her bed just sitting there

*One day, while Ames and Choco were all alone at home for whatever reason. Ames was in her bedroom, bored. Until she got an idea and started digging through her backpack, after digging through her backpack for a bit, she got out her wishing crown and put it on her head. And then she mumbled a wish to herself:

“I-I-I wish that C-C-Choco was turned i-i-into a l-l-life sized l-lifeless p-p-plushie…”

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Poof! Choco was now a life-sized plushie. What are you gonna do with her, Ames?

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*One day, while Ames and Choco were all alone at home for whatever reason. Ames was in her bedroom, bored. Until she got an idea and started digging through her backpack, after digging through her backpack for a bit, she got out her wishing crown and put it on her head. And then she mumbled a wish to herself:

“I-I-I wish that C-C-Choco was turned i-i-into a l-l-life sized l-lifeless p-p-plushie…”

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Poof! Choco was now a life-sized plushie. What are you gonna do with her, Ames?

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"Ooh, that's a good idea!!"

Choco clapped her hands excitedly. Looks like she was down for that idea

It was a normal day, GG and Oreo were out with their adoptive (nun/demon) mother, Velveeta, and their adoptive (also nun/demon lol) aunt, Blubrii, and their cousins as well. Choco stayed at home with Nøt Føunđ and Anne, her two 'grandparents'. She was just sitting on the floor, playing with het beloved giant teddy bear

"Do you want some more cookies, Mr. Caramel?" "Yes please, I'm starving!" "Okay, I'll give you some!"

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*Meanwhile, Ames was in her own bedroom, playing with her plushies by herself*

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"Hmmm... Ooh! How about they go on an adventure and find treasure?"

Choco suggested excitedly, holding Mr. Caramel close

It was a normal day, GG and Oreo were out with their adoptive (nun/demon) mother, Velveeta, and their adoptive (also nun/demon lol) aunt, Blubrii, and their cousins as well. Choco stayed at home with Nøt Føunđ and Anne, her two 'grandparents'. She was just sitting on the floor, playing with het beloved giant teddy bear

"Do you want some more cookies, Mr. Caramel?" "Yes please, I'm starving!" "Okay, I'll give you some!"

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*Meanwhile, Ames was in her own bedroom, playing with her plushies by herself*

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All four of them would now be in the car, Nøt Føunđ was driving-- Wait... How can they drive anyways? Anne was sitting up in the passenger seat, and Choco and Ames AND Mr. Caramel would be sitting in the back

"Everyone has their seatbelts on back there? Aww, look at you Ames! Choco, is this your new friend?"

"Yes, grandma! She loves her plushies, like me!"

Choco giggled excitedly, kicking her feet a little as they were in the car now

It was a normal day, GG and Oreo were out with their adoptive (nun/demon) mother, Velveeta, and their adoptive (also nun/demon lol) aunt, Blubrii, and their cousins as well. Choco stayed at home with Nøt Føunđ and Anne, her two 'grandparents'. She was just sitting on the floor, playing with het beloved giant teddy bear

"Do you want some more cookies, Mr. Caramel?" "Yes please, I'm starving!" "Okay, I'll give you some!"

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*Meanwhile, Ames was in her own bedroom, playing with her plushies by herself*

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"Yay!! Let's play--"

"Miss Choco, I'm afraid we're running short on time. We have places to be."

Nøt Føunđ suddenly announced, coming into the room as she signaled Choco and Ames that they had to get going. Where were they going? That's a surprise. Anne's surprise, to be in fact

"Awwe... Okay, Mr./Mrs. Not Found! Ya hear that, Ames? C'mon, we can play plushies in the car!"

It was a normal day, GG and Oreo were out with their adoptive (nun/demon) mother, Velveeta, and their adoptive (also nun/demon lol) aunt, Blubrii, and their cousins as well. Choco stayed at home with Nøt Føunđ and Anne, her two 'grandparents'. She was just sitting on the floor, playing with het beloved giant teddy bear

"Do you want some more cookies, Mr. Caramel?" "Yes please, I'm starving!" "Okay, I'll give you some!"

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*Meanwhile, Ames was in her own bedroom, playing with her plushies by herself*

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Choco just giggled, making Mr. Caramel giggle as well

"Miss Ames! Would you like to play plushies, the two of us together?"

She sounded rather excited to play plushies with Ames... They were around the same age, after all

It was a normal day, GG and Oreo were out with their adoptive (nun/demon) mother, Velveeta, and their adoptive (also nun/demon lol) aunt, Blubrii, and their cousins as well. Choco stayed at home with Nøt Føunđ and Anne, her two 'grandparents'. She was just sitting on the floor, playing with het beloved giant teddy bear

"Do you want some more cookies, Mr. Caramel?" "Yes please, I'm starving!" "Okay, I'll give you some!"

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*Meanwhile, Ames was in her own bedroom, playing with her plushies by herself*

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Choco then looked over at her giant stuffed bear, Mr. Caramel, and then back at Ames with a big happy smile as she gasped and clapped her hands together

"Did you hear that, Mr. Caramel? She said that she likes you!" "Thank you, Ms. Ames!"

Now, you may be wondering: How did Choco know Ames' name already ahead of time? Well, that would be from Oreo (and GG). He has told Choco everything about Ames and her plushies, causing her to get excited and very much interested. Maybe that's why she was so interested in her plushies like no other?

It was a normal day, GG and Oreo were out with their adoptive (nun/demon) mother, Velveeta, and their adoptive (also nun/demon lol) aunt, Blubrii, and their cousins as well. Choco stayed at home with Nøt Føunđ and Anne, her two 'grandparents'. She was just sitting on the floor, playing with het beloved giant teddy bear

"Do you want some more cookies, Mr. Caramel?" "Yes please, I'm starving!" "Okay, I'll give you some!"

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*Meanwhile, Ames was in her own bedroom, playing with her plushies by herself*

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Choco then looked over at Ames, with the two plushies in her arms AND Mr. Caramel being dragged along behind her. At first, she would jump back a little bit

"H-H-Hello... I-- I-I'm Choco!"

The chocolate-based stickman girl would introduce herself, now with a soft smile on her face as she seemed to have finally met another girl her age, other than Sophie of course

It was a normal day, GG and Oreo were out with their adoptive (nun/demon) mother, Velveeta, and their adoptive (also nun/demon lol) aunt, Blubrii, and their cousins as well. Choco stayed at home with Nøt Føunđ and Anne, her two 'grandparents'. She was just sitting on the floor, playing with het beloved giant teddy bear

"Do you want some more cookies, Mr. Caramel?" "Yes please, I'm starving!" "Okay, I'll give you some!"

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*Meanwhile, Ames was in her own bedroom, playing with her plushies by herself*

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"Ooh! These two are the perfect friends for you, right Mr. Caramel?"

Choco then grabbed the two plushies, before she looked at the one plushie again, gasping in delight

"Oh my gosh!! Look Mr. Caramel, this one looks like me! And that one looks like Oreo's girlfriend, Sophie!"

It was a normal day, GG and Oreo were out with their adoptive (nun/demon) mother, Velveeta, and their adoptive (also nun/demon lol) aunt, Blubrii, and their cousins as well. Choco stayed at home with Nøt Føunđ and Anne, her two 'grandparents'. She was just sitting on the floor, playing with het beloved giant teddy bear

"Do you want some more cookies, Mr. Caramel?" "Yes please, I'm starving!" "Okay, I'll give you some!"

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*Meanwhile, Ames was in her own bedroom, playing with her plushies by herself*

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Choco just watched in awe from behind the door as she gasped quietly in amusement. She loves playing with plushies... So the curious chocolate-based stickman girl decided to sneak into Ames' room, playing with one or two of her plushies

It was a normal day, GG and Oreo were out with their adoptive (nun/demon) mother, Velveeta, and their adoptive (also nun/demon lol) aunt, Blubrii, and their cousins as well. Choco stayed at home with Nøt Føunđ and Anne, her two 'grandparents'. She was just sitting on the floor, playing with het beloved giant teddy bear

"Do you want some more cookies, Mr. Caramel?" "Yes please, I'm starving!" "Okay, I'll give you some!"

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*Meanwhile, Ames was in her own bedroom, playing with her plushies by herself*