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DO WHAT YOU LOVE AND TAKE NO SHIT ABOUT IT.

Bonus:

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Day 1689 - 18 August 2015

“I’m Strong!!!”

.//projectTiGER

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Did you ever wonder which “Crying” breakfast friend you are? Well now you have a chance to find out! It’s easy!

Just take this quiz!

Disclaimer: Quiz intended for entertainment purposes only, and is not intended to be taken as a serious personality quiz. Unless you’re the type of person who takes these things too seriously. ARE YOU? Take this quiz to find out!

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What If

On the very last episode of Steven Universe, we see an adult version of Steven smiling and waving goodbye as the quality of the episode begins to buzz and fade into pure static. Showing that the entire series had been off multiple VHS tapes scattered around what was once Steven’s room. And all around the little TV theres the gems, an old version of Connie, and a little half indian girl with pink streaks throughout her long hair. And then theres just silence until she turns around while smiling and is like “So that was daddy!”

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Amethyst being protective of steven is so important oh my god 

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magical girl Pearl! 

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HI STEVEN youre sOOOOOOOO TAAAALENTED

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Alright since Amazon is having a huge sale soon, I added these items to my cart and I’m going to use them for a SU giveaway!

The prizes:

☆ Mr Universe T Shirt (size x large so can fit most people) ☆ Steven Universe Gem Glow ☆ Guide to the Crystal Gems book by Rebecca Sugar

Rules/Info:

☆ Must be following me ladystardvst ☆ Must reblog at least once, more reblogs count as more entries, but don’t spam or you’ll be disqualified (ie reblogging ten times in a row) likes are fine for bookmarking ☆ Don’t remove or tamper with caption or you’ll be blocked ☆ Ends September 1st, 2015 ☆ International ☆ 18+ or have a parent/guardians permission ☆ Winner will be announced with their permission within 24 hours 

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Prime shitposting™ material

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jasper: i did 1000 pushups today

garnet: oh wow that's cool because i did 1001

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Next up in the momswap AU, Jasper! De facto leader of the Crystal Gems and occasional participant in Beach City Underground Wresting as her alter ego, the Golden Gato. She could easily ‘magic’ a championship belt, but prefers to have the real deal and replaces them as they wear out over the course of her usual Crystal Gem activities (though why she feels the need to collect them in the first place is another matter entirely).

Credit to discount-supervillain for the original Golden Gato concept! (Though I took a few liberties, haha)

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no

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dress up peridot / lapis / jasper

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“Why won’t you let me do this for you!”

 (insp)