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[ask-the-bastard-boss]

okay coughs loudly hi i get to be human too mainly because. im sick and its. its funny to think i cant bug when im sick. but also because. now we're both human!!!!!!

wh. oh. hey, steven! nice to see you again. its been..... a while.

//@the-flys-buzz

[HI! Steven looks freaked the FUCK out. Aka messy hair!! And probably.. sweating. Why? Stress. Also. The being sick part os so real…]

“O..oh.! Yes.. i think..? I seem to be blanking here.. but..! Welcome.. back..?”

[sly sounds… unsure and slightly confused! But thats okay…]

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

\\Out of pure spite and hatred for steven (lovingly) if I were to human beam him and Jake how silly would it be..

There’s also a small reason… half of it being that… though it may be silly or goofy? Mike and Junior can FINALLY see how their dads truly are. Sure, wont be much of a change. But seeing them actually be honest? That would be interesting… again, ik it sounds stupid or sillt… im genuinely curious about what others think…

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

Hey uncle steven! I got my tail chopped off!

Jimmy presents the small stub to you, beaming.

I was super brave when it happened too! I didn't even cry!

-🪱(thats right im BACK after like 5 decades yayayay)

“WH- WAH YOU- ARE YOU ALRIGHT..?? TH- WHY DID- H…-?”

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

hello! It’s been a couple days so I thought I’d stop by…

@ask-harry-fitzgerald

“Oh. Hello! How have you been?”

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

I DONT REMEMBER WHERE WE LEFT OFF BUT!!! IM BACK!!

@ask-harry-fitzgerald

//HII WELCOME BACK! Do you feel better ?

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

[ A/N ; I FINALLY GOT ROUND TO SENDING THIS IM SO SORRY. ive been so heavily busy, and also, i did something insanely stupid, but im okay now! ]

a blur of light blue and black BARRELS into your restaurant, colliding with a wall and then rearing onto its hinds and falling backwards. i. it just hit its head. its fine. i promise.

"ouuffhhg–"

it grumbled out, lying on its back infront of the wall it just bashed off of. it didnt look injured at all, maybe a bit dozed, but there wasnt even any reddening on its head. it also looked inSANELY high.

- [ M/A. ]

@wishofflesh

[ a/n again ; milez walks and runs on all fours. hence the hinds comment. hes also INCREDIBLY small. ]

[[ARE YOU ALRIGHT..?]]

[Hi! You probably scared the hell out of Steven, slightly jumping back and looking at the newest face? Creature? In the restaurant.]

“..I.. hello..?? Are you… okay..-“

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

*whoagh!! It’s your dad!!*

…hey kid. What’s up?

@ask-harry-fitzgerald

[Hello! You probably scared Steven. Yeah.. he was overworking himself again :(((]

[but… Jake’s there!]

“Oh! Hello there? How are you today..? Is there anything I can do to help you..?”

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

Modven may be a little stupid…..

But, still,…. If there’s still interest, please let me know

If not that’s okay also

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

guhh.... okay im back again im sending this before i go to sleep ill respond in the morning.

uhhh. hey steven. y. you are aware ive been asleep in your little quiet room for like. 9 hours. are you the one that put this blanket over me-

hes wrapped in a soft blanket and a low buzz can be heard from him!!!!! purring.....

//@the-flys-buzz

“Oh.! Oh dear. I apologize in advance. Are you alright..? Also, of course. You seemed very tired. I felt bad for waking you. Besides that, are you alright? I also do feel rather silly. I thought I lost you. Ha. Suppose that’s just common fear.”

“Oh? Do you need food? Are you alright? Is there anything I can do to help you? Water? Uh.. yeah!”

[ohe.. hes yapping up a storm. Why? He’s.. nervous. Multiple reasons. One, sly is slightly sick! He knows Jake will drag him to sleep if he gets caught. Secondly, worried dad mode..]

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

could. could i send milez in or would that overwhelm you (cause i know you already have stuff going on with william)

[[NONO YOU CAN SEND THEM I WOULDNT MJND :33 modven just took a long fuckibg nap..

MOREE FSMILY !! SEND THEM IF U WANNA YAHHOO

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

okay time for. me...... steven!!!!! looks up!!!!! there is a large fly on the ceiling scuttling about...

//@the-flys-buzz

[OH. A BUGE :((.. that probably scared the SHIT out of Steven.]

“Whhgh..- wwhat..,?”

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

A man sporting a sleek smartphone for a head walks in. He’s roughly 7’2, wearing a dark navy suit along with a small rose and cinquefoil in its front pocket. An eye displayed on his screen peers over at Steven.

“Hello. Mind telling me what location number this is? Your name was Steven, wasn’t it?”

Steven isn't fully used to having other people over! So, the SECOND the other walked in and spoke his name, he seemed to jump slightly like a scared cat. Quickly fixing himself up before turning to face the other!

“Oh. Yes… location. I believe 63? Though, I may be wrong, so apologies on my end. Also, I am Steven,, Nice to meet you."

[EDIT: Steven was slightly intrigued because of the flowers.. modven forgot to add that..]

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

would you..... like me to hand you either bruce or myself...... so we can continue from there...... if we send me in i wanna!!!! restart the adoption arc..... my dad wont know me yet......

\\EITHER OR!! Either way sounds really fun../pos

All comes down to what you feel comfortable doing/feel comfortable using

Habby steven to have a dad again

Happy steven to have a child that genuinely likes hom…/pos

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

I wanna send him to the Jake acc but I can’t find it lol :,) could you link it?

-modrry

\\ :D

@ask-jake-wilson

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

“Ha. All I have is customers. Jake,, is usually… busy. Ha.. but that’s fine. I understand fully. It’s apart of the job.”

Yo! Your friendly neighborhood timekeeper here! I believe this is yours? Is it not? Anyways! Enjoy.

[!! restart in mind; Take a Steven!! Who in all honesty probably looks slightly beat up. Nothing bad, probably just the usual stuff. But, Junior gave him a sticker!]

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@steven-reblogs

oh- oh! steven! What are you doing here? How have you been?

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

no but look at this thross a bouncy ball boioioioing

“..Wow.! How sweet…!”

[he actually looks amused…]

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

i love you in the way people love a random persons dog that they were allowed to pet

“…oh. Er. Thank you, I suppose? Do you want.. anything..?”