M!A: Area 51 Event. South Park New Kid (SOT AND TFBW SPOILERS)
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So, do you think any crime is happening now or no? (Also it’s like November 2 so the Area 51 raid happened like a month ago soo..)
Mod: Hey I have my ask box closed for a reason trying to catch up on my questions, next time please wait until the ask box is open next time :)
The Warrior: Probably but Clyde won't let us leave until we plan this Area 51 raid
Mosquito: I know it was months ago! That's why we should go now! They won't be suspecting it!
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Which one of you guys have the best skills in terms of understanding what animals are trying to say to people?

The Coon: Uhhh duh me! I'm The Coon! I'm legit part raccoon! It's one of my powers!
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So what's tye plan to handle the 50cal machine guns.

FastPass: I c-c-can use my super s-sp-speed to dodge th-them!
The Coon: What about us?
FastPass: Well Coon, I-I-I’ll help the others b-b-bu-but you're f-f-fu-f-fucked!
The Coon: Can you guys like stop attacking me?
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What class was The Warrior was she was “King Douchebag”? I’m guessing Fighter from her name but ya never know.

The Warrior: Actually I was a mage when we played Stick of Truth, I had a pretty badass costume I think
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Has Professor Chaos been up to something chaotic lately?

The Warrior: Probably....how funny would it be if he's at Area 51 and we use our alien friends to kick his ass?
Human Kite: You're not really thinking we're getting aliens are you?
The Warrior: You never know Human Kite, we must be prepared
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So what's tye plan to handle the 50cal machine guns.

FastPass: I c-c-can use my super s-sp-speed to dodge th-them!
The Coon: What about us?
FastPass: Well Coon, I-I-I’ll help the others b-b-bu-but you're f-f-fu-f-fucked!
The Coon: Can you guys like stop attacking me?
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Has Professor Chaos been up to something chaotic lately?

The Warrior: Probably....how funny would it be if he's at Area 51 and we use our alien friends to kick his ass?
Human Kite: You're not really thinking we're getting aliens are you?
The Warrior: You never know Human Kite, we must be prepared
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Mysterion, I imagine that you’ve faced a lot of dangerous opponents, but who’s the most dangerous enemy you ever fought against?

Mysteries: Hmmm probably death itself.....still fighting it
Toolshed: ……..right
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What class was The Warrior was she was “King Douchebag”? I’m guessing Fighter from her name but ya never know.

The Warrior: Actually I was a mage when we played Stick of Truth, I had a pretty badass costume I think
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Alright who’s most likely to die? Place your bets now
All: Cartman
Cartman: Oh fuck you guys
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Take the spandme quiz but answer as your new kid to figure out their government-assigned friend group
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Human Kite: Holy shit we got alot
The Warrior; I'll just close the box for now
Send asks
The Warrior: We're still taking questions guys
Human Kite; The box is empty
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Send asks
The Warrior: We're still taking questions guys
Human Kite; The box is empty
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Mosquito, trying to raid Area 51 is like trying to raid the White House or Fort Knox. It's simply impossible! Why not try go and raid the Taco Bell HQ or Casa Bonita instead?

The Coon: Yeah! Let’s go to Casa Bonita! That’s so much more fun than Area 51
Mosquito: No it’s not! I want a alien buddy!
The Warrior: ……

The Warrior: I wanna clap them alien cheeks
Human Kite: Dude..
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The New Kid would be the MVP of the Area 51 raid, probably go in, get new alien based powers (Maybe turn into a summoner) and meet a new Ally, probably Starvin Marvin. I’d play that DLC. I say go for it. You've killed the mother the mother of a thousand young go for it.

Mosquito: Dude totally! She would probably be our best bet in getting in! She’s good with this type of thing! I know we can do this if we have her!
The Warrior: Hey, thanks dude
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//sorry I took sooo long to respond! But I hope this works
Pepper: Oh uh...sup dude? Just hanging?
( @king-vigilante-douche )

@ask-that-one-new-sp-kiddo
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The New Kid would be the MVP of the Area 51 raid, probably go in, get new alien based powers (Maybe turn into a summoner) and meet a new Ally, probably Starvin Marvin. I’d play that DLC. I say go for it. You've killed the mother the mother of a thousand young go for it.

Mosquito: Dude totally! She would probably be our best bet in getting in! She’s good with this type of thing! I know we can do this if we have her!
The Warrior: Hey, thanks dude
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