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I forgot this thing existed, hi again! Have some art :)
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feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
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the character: how i drew her:
(can you tell im enjoying going crazy w these costume designs)
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my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor
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Sure why not
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
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Real
daisy buchanan talks about jay gatsby the way neurodivergent people talk about their favorite characters
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SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE SOULLESS FUCKS IN THE BACK
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Say it again for the people in the back
vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised
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