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please go lay down, Hen. Drink some water. WATER. Try to sleep the rest of this off

Do not pretend you have zhe high ground of zhe morals! You vere zhe one who gave me zhe ipecac! Und I haff learned zhe hard vay zhat ipecac is zhe ingredient I took out of zhe miracle pills because of zhe side effects being far too messy for zhe janitor. I haff never been yelled at so loudly und after taking his duties I understood vhy!

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This Doc actually came back after a while of being buried in research, drank an unholy amount of coffee, then sped off into the night, er, day- He's my hero.

Just trying to make zhe vorld zhe more interesting place. ...Totally on zhe purpose. Ja. Not because I am not good viff vatching zhe amount of coffee I consume.

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well...hoping you feel better afterwards.

I hope so too. I zhink... I must go lie down. Viff zhe noise machines because all I can hear is zhe buzzing.

Und zhe buzzing is talking zhe smacks about me >:O

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So many zhings to drink, mein goodness...

*mixes both and drinks it*

...ah. ZHIS CONCLUDES MEIN RESEARCH FOR ZHE DAY.

*leaves very quickly*

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DOC DON'T DRINK SO MUCH COFFEE!!!

Vell you see... vhen you are deep in zhe research, it is easy to lose track? Ahaha...?

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Schneep, give it to me straight. How many cups of coffee did you have?

Ah... let us see... eins, zwei, drei...

*quiet mumbling*

...Ah. I did not know I had zhat many of zhe mugs. I could open zhe store viff zhat many.

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*steals ur coffee so u can't drink anymore* >:///

Ah. Ahahahaha. Zhank you, I appreciate zhe concern. I did not need zhe coffee zhat vas in zhe break room anyvays. It vas zhe medium roast. Not enough caffeine.

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Oh no

Oh YES. I am seeing so many of zhe different dimensions!!

...Like zhe length. Und zhe heights.

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Me: *drinks zhe coffee* Also me: *drinks zhe coffee* Also me: *drinks zhe coffee* Also me: *drinks zhe coffee* Also me: *drinks zhe coffee* Also me: *drinks zhe coffee* Also me: *drinks zhe coffee* Also me: *drinks zhe coffee*

Also me: *typing* ...Vorld record for... fastest haartbeat recorded...

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Hey doc. Thanks for being awesome. You can really help cheer me up sometimes. Hope you have a nice day, say hi to the other egos for me.

Ah, zhat is very kind of you to say, zhank you! I am glad zhat mein long strings of zhe conversations bring so many of zhe smiley feelings to your face :D

Und yes, I schall definitely tell zhem all of zhe hello hi’s for you. Zhey vill be very happy to hear it. Especially Chase, for today he is locked up in zhe entire cast of zhe body because he got one very large boo boo. It vas called “saying hello to zhe vall of concrete.”

...Ahh, he gives zhe tiniest of zhe thumbs zhat are up! I zhink zhat also means hallo :D

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Have you ever had a patient that woke up innthe middle of a surgey and if......how did you deal with it?

...Like you vould viff anyone else who vakes up in zhe middle of vhat you are doing. Breaking into zhe office und zhey vake up? “Shhh, back to zhe schleepy time viff you, you see nothing, shhh...”

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I was wondering, do you talk to any of the other egos often?

Ahh, sometimes. Zhey schtill haff to come in here to haff zhe up checking. Und some are more agreeable zhan zhe others.

I vould say zhe most cooperative vould be Chase, und probably because he comes in viff zhe most injuries of any of zhem. Zhe least cooperative? Jackieboy Man. He hates zhe needles but schtill gets into zhe scrapes und boo-boos because he is not zhe absolute careful vhile fighting zhe crime.

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Doc, why would you do that? You could've made yourself do more than gag X_X

Vell... I mean, I can see now vhy zhey say zhat zhe curiosity is bad for zhe kitties. I am not zhe cat but I can assure you, last time I accidentally zhe whole jar of zhe balls of cotton. Never again.

You vould zhink I vould learn from zhese mistakes but zhe sciencey side of mein brain is itchy viff all zhe curiosities!

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Friendly advice from zhe good doctah:

Do not be playing viff zhe depressors of zhe tongue. I haff gagged und now mein mouth is not happy.

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Got anything planned for Easter and/or Passover?

Ah, so sorry for getting to zhis late, but it vas zhe pretty quiet veekend. I vould haff put out zhe eggs of Easter for Robbie to find, but he alvays eats zhem whole because of zhe shiny plastic. So instead I hid zhe candy around. His sugar tolerance is much higher zhan if he vould be alive, so I do not vorry about him eating so much of it.

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I shall TELL you vhat is so important about me!! I am zhe good doctah, you see, zhat is VERY important because it keeps all of zhe peoples in zheir healthy healthy conditions!

Not to mention I vas free zhat day und zhat vas zhe most difficult shoot of zhe photos I haff ever had to endure (not even zhe Medical Veekly’s bedspread photoshoot vas zhis taxing).

What's so important about Henrik that hes on the poster but none of the other egos are? We know they'll be in the game

This was mostly elements from Chapter 1 that we wanted to highlight. Posters for chapters 2-4 will have their respective egos on it.

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hey............ 👁ω👁

Oh hey there, little dude! What’re you doing up so late? Looking for pizza? Trick shots by the light of the moon?