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I’ll show you a ‘womp womp’

"But Sebastian killed his uncle!"

Womp wompppp.

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sebastian: who want me?!

ominis: the psych ward. they want you

ominis: you should go to them

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do you ever just think about how Sebastian is probably 💅

To be honest with you, there’s no ‘probably’ about it.

He’s the fruitiest boy I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen that blonde twink he hangs around with.

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Ooc: Does Char actually know who is behind this blog or has it been you Char all along *muffled wheezing*

OOC: Char created this blog and ran it for the first ~3 weeks, however they passed ownership to me because they were having trouble maintaining it alongside their main, as well as the fact that people were being quite rude anonymously in the beginning. Seems some can’t separate RP blog from character.

I figured they would have told people who runs it by now, though.

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Who says I don’t? If it was Sebastian, that was a lie. I give them what, one meal a day? That’s enough, right?

Sebastian is a big eater with a sweet tooth because Solomon never bought the twins sweets.

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I live in perpetual fear that someone else has made the same memes when the template fits this well.

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…well, as long as it was traumatising for him, too

never hopped on a challenge so quick

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SLANDER

Sebastian is a big eater with a sweet tooth because Solomon never bought the twins sweets.

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😭😭😭

*In Solomon's voice* "Yep... That's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation-"

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i know what you are 👁️👄👁️

…That could mean so many different things. We’ve talked about you being more specific, dearest.

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😰

Sebastian "i kill people and use unforgivable curses on my friends but is all to cure mi sis so is ok" sallow

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OOC:

I may run an account RPing as a character who is a definitely a bully, but I do not welcome real bullies on this account. Stay away from myself and my partner, thank you.

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Happy Valentine's day, hope you like older guys

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They deserve the world. Too bad I can’t give it to them.

Sebastian's voice cracked.

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Dear Solomon, it is a Christmas and New Year season! Is there anything you love most of all about it? Any Sallow family traditions come to mind? Be it something you did with your brother, or your nephews, or your wife and Penelope?

Happy New Year!

We don’t have many traditions around here, I’m afraid. Typically the twins spend their holiday with friends, so recently it’s just been myself and Char, along with Penelope and Bibby. We do have fun though!

Although, when I was younger, around the holidays my brothers and I would have a contest for who could build the best snowman

Usually it just devolved into a snowball fight. I miss those days.

Thank you for writing!

-Solomon Sallow