ask-sgtcrow

[ask-sgtcrow]

“Well you’ve met me now! Nice to not be stuck in a group of British lads as the only Irish one.”

“Pfft you act like I’d know or even care about different brands of vodka. I pick the highest quality I can get for the cheapest price. I think the one I have now is… Stoli… Stolichnaya… Yeah, that’s it.”

Jeanz holds out a bottle of Irish whiskey. "Ye want some? I usually 'ave everyone try it."

Crow’s eyes went wide with joy before he grabbed the bottle from Jeanz and took a greedy gulp of it, sighing in near relief after.

“Tastes like home,” he grunted before handing it back.

“I’d steal it from ye but… I’m already risking too much by having vodka hidden in my room.”

[ask-sgtcrow]

Do the rest of the 141 know about your ‘relationship’ with Kyle?

based on the rumours, apparently it’s pretty difficult to not know, except for the damn man ‘imself…

we keep it professional when on the job though. only gotten a few warnings from the captain. think he knew i was enamoured before even i did. price is magic like that.

[ask-sgtcrow]

“SHUT THE HELL UP!” Crow exclaimed out of no where, the grin on his face doubling in size.

“M’from Galway as well. Nice to meet another one, huh?”

“And I’ll always be a Russian man at heart, Jeanz. Vodka, as stereotypical as it is, is a hit in my family. Just ask my many alcoholic uncles.”

Jeanz holds out a bottle of Irish whiskey. "Ye want some? I usually 'ave everyone try it."

Crow’s eyes went wide with joy before he grabbed the bottle from Jeanz and took a greedy gulp of it, sighing in near relief after.

“Tastes like home,” he grunted before handing it back.

“I’d steal it from ye but… I’m already risking too much by having vodka hidden in my room.”

[ask-sgtcrow]

I’m going to steal Gaz from you. How does that make you feel?

you keep yer grubby hands off ‘im ye hear?!

…

…cough he’s just such a great asset to the team yk?

[ask-sgtcrow]

:)

hah, what are ye even talking about haha…

people like to gossip i wouldn’t pay much mind to it

MEEE!! ME I WOULD

…anyway

[ask-sgtcrow]

“Born and raised,” he said with a proud grin.

“Nah, you keep it. Told ya, I’ve got plenty for myself in my room.”

Jeanz holds out a bottle of Irish whiskey. "Ye want some? I usually 'ave everyone try it."

Crow’s eyes went wide with joy before he grabbed the bottle from Jeanz and took a greedy gulp of it, sighing in near relief after.

“Tastes like home,” he grunted before handing it back.

“I’d steal it from ye but… I’m already risking too much by having vodka hidden in my room.”

[ask-sgtcrow]

my brother you literally blushed like a highschool girl when he touched your SHOULDER

what makes you think you could give him more than a ‘platonic’ kiss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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i’m just so full of surprises ;)

[ask-sgtcrow]

you’re welcome 🙄

better give him a platonic kiss too while you’re at it

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oh i’d give him more than a platonic kiss… haha

[ask-sgtcrow]

nah, let the bastard live… ig. they can be useful sometimes

i was heading towards your quarters when this strange… person came up to me and started chanting bullshit i couldn’t understand. they said your name, but before i could say anything, the bloody bastard ran off on me.

is this some sort of prank you’re pulling on me?

- @ask-gaz

…i’m going to kill

don’t worry about it, i think you’re being played as much as i am kyle

[ask-sgtcrow]

…hey fei :)

MEEE!! ME I WOULD

…anyway

[ask-sgtcrow]

A blush worked its way up Crow’s cheeks the moment Gaz’s hand made contact with his shoulder. He attempted a grin back while secretly being incredibly grateful he’d worn his mask today so Gaz didn’t get to see how awkward it was, nor the redness on his face.

“Haha… yeah… Right, I’m gonna go. Talk to you later babe. Hope to hang out again soon hah-..”

He was quick to scurry off.

hey, i had a lot of fun last night!

let me know when we can finish the rest of the spider man movies. hell, i think i might even start reading the comics!

- @ask-gaz

(AL: love sgt. crow being so smitten by gaz lol im kind of tempted to make him a little dense)

awh hell yeah!

i have a few comics if you’d like to borrow them, and all of the movies downloaded and on standby. can’t wait to hang out together again the next time we have downtime hahaha… hah…

((i love it too lmao. i wrote ‘lowkey in love with his teammate gaz’ in the word doc for him he’s so lame 😭 i’m begging you, gaz being completely oblivious is SO funny))

[ask-sgtcrow]

why not ask him to be your valentine already??????

knowing the dummy he’ll think it’s a platonic date and he’ll bring you platonic flowers and platonic chocolates 🙄

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oh wait i could do that…

knowing the dummy i could play it off as wanting to celebrate his birthday cuz it’s on the 15th 🥰

((i’m so fr i love gaz sm i have his cannon bday marked down on my calendar))

[ask-sgtcrow]

I’m kind of invested with the whole Gaz x Crow love story…

Kyle being oblivious really makes it 10x better 😂

((you and me both babe))

[ask-sgtcrow]

Crow had visibly tensed at the use of the word ‘friend’ though quickly moved on

that was the right answer, fuckin’ love andrew garfield. his spider-man’s story was the perfect combination of ‘haha funny spider guy’ and ‘omg this kid is mad depressed’

and he absolutely earned his place as spider-man, you’re so right

yeah, i guess we can keep being… friends

hey, i had a lot of fun last night!

let me know when we can finish the rest of the spider man movies. hell, i think i might even start reading the comics!

- @ask-gaz

(AL: love sgt. crow being so smitten by gaz lol im kind of tempted to make him a little dense)

awh hell yeah!

i have a few comics if you’d like to borrow them, and all of the movies downloaded and on standby. can’t wait to hang out together again the next time we have downtime hahaha… hah…

((i love it too lmao. i wrote ‘lowkey in love with his teammate gaz’ in the word doc for him he’s so lame 😭 i’m begging you, gaz being completely oblivious is SO funny))

[ask-sgtcrow]

did you miss the part where he says you’re chill and that he likes you????

or the part where he outright states that you’re GOOD COMPANY????

he’s just begging for a kiss on the mouth 🙄🙄🙄

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trust i definitely didn’t miss that part

…don’t excite me i’m supposed to be in the middle of doing work rn

[ask-sgtcrow]

all i heard is that you like me :)

barely contained giggling

and that i’m great company and that i’m more tolerable than the others

what do you think of @ask-sgtcrow?

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(dont tell him i asked you he's out for my ass)

he's chill, i like him.

it's nice to have someone who's actually sane, unlike the other fuckfaces i have to deal with on a daily basis... (*ahem*soap*ahem*)

crow's a little awkward, but he's good company. although... there are times where he mumbles things i can't understand, but whenever i ask him to repeat it, he gets nervous as hell.

wonder why...

[ask-sgtcrow]

MY DUMBASS TYPED IN UMBRELLA INSTEAD OF HAT BRO 💀💀💀💀💀💀

anyway the surprise is on gaz’s blog, now you know what he thinks of you 😊😊😊

youre welcome

- 🧢

((LMAO))

nu ej dirst

you’re real determined to set us up aren’t you? worst thing is i’m not sounding all too flattering from gaz’s pov 😖 i’m not that awkward… right??