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Elias Aquino.

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Ottoman Guard - Gianluca Rolli

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“You now have a grudge against rakes, Arros.”

Our DM to our Dwarven Paladin after stepping on a rake that hit her in the face during her introduction. (via yourplayersaidwhat)

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thorsty

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flowers for you 💐

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September

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“I PUNCHED A GODDAMN DRAGON IN THE FACE, YOU THINK I’M AFRAID TO DIE!?”

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Dazed. Reeling. About to break.

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Darkest Dungeon by biggie frank

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Have fun finding a new healer cuz I got killed by soup…

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

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Bard v. Eldritch Wolf God

“I hit the oozing wolf in the exposed neck with my hurdy-gurdy.”

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Dm: “the kobolds scream”

Everyone: “REEEEEE”

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french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

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“No wonder ye such a nutter ‘en eh?”

Grant and Sanctus, Leeroy’s sacred weapons, are actually sentient, capable of speaking to Leeroy in his mind. BUT, they get into arguments about the dumbest things and make witty comments at the worst times, such as when their master is trying to sleep.

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In another, better timeline, we have Knuckle Horses, and farming is vastly improved.

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oh to be a sinister robed figure with no visible physical form except for clawed hands and glowing red or yellow eyes

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The Dark Souls II experience