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I love how you Avengers are like a family. In familial terms, how do you see the others? Like, brothers/sisters/cousins etc

“They’re all like cousins. Except Clint. He’s just an asshole.”

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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DEADPOOL

“He’s pretty cool, his sense of humor is similar to mine. People don’t always get my damn jokes, but he does.”

@ask-the-sexy-motherfucker

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Does anyone else on the team appreciate red wing other than you? - a concerned red wing fan

“No... Nobody appreciates him. Redwing deserves the best!”

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Sam can I tickle your nipple and your pickle? :// its for a science project. I'll give you a nickel. (I just fucking rhymed I'm gonna become a rapper and be the next Nicki minaj)

((RAPH PLEASE, I CAN’T - Hannah))

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Yay! You've always been my favorite, bro *burns all my Hawkeye's merch* love you, chocolatcinno

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Sam you're my fave bird can I play with your wings? Love you

“Finally someone recognizes who the best bird is! I honestly don’t let anyone use my actual wings, but you can use this extra set. Anything for the dude who admits I’m thier favorite bird.”

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Sam, thats a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

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Who are you? What the hell are you doing hear? What's going on?!

“What?”

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Sam my dude, could we ever send u messages through the tumblr chat & any advice for someone dealing with anxiety?

((Message any time you like! As for anxiety, I have it myself, and the best thing to remember is most worries tend to be “what-ifs.” Keep that in mind and it helps a bit. Also, don’t be afraid to speak to your family or friends about your worries. If it gets bad, or no one is willing to listen, go and see your school counselor [if you’re still in school] or go to a therapist! There’s no shame in needing help. In all honesty, my therapist helped me a lot. Much love anon, and hope you’re okay! - Hannah))

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I got some of the CHEESIEST puns around. They're so GOUDA that they'll make your day GRATE. If you don't like it, then I don't give EDAM about it!

“Nope.”

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SPAGHETTI rode inside a Taxi, it was moving too slow it asked the driver to drive a little more PASTA!

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(PUNPOCALYPSE AHOY!) The MISSILE lost its job because it got FIRED!

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whats your favorite thing about each of your teammates?

“Natasha: She can be taking down 20 huge men while trying to catch a Dragonite. Her skills are top notch.

Tony: Puns. All of ‘em.

T’Challa: He runs an entire nation and a tumblr blog at the same time. I find that incredible.

C3PO: The fact that he can lift the hammer??? I dunno.

The Less Attractive Bird: I guess his bow and arrow skills. 

Captain Booty: I pledge allegiance to that ass.

Bucky With The Good Hair: His hair.

Speedy Motherfucker: Muscles???

Brucey: His ability to be cute and terrifying is incredible.

Spider...Ling?: Webs???”

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How did you feel when Rhode was accidentally shot down during the fight between Steve's faction and Tony's faction in Germany? Did you feel betrayed at all when Tony put you in that prison cell without giving you a proper trial, and would you ever forgive him for that? How did you feel when Steve came back for you?

“To be completely honest, I felt partially responsible for what happened to Rhodes. That beam should’ve hit me. I should’ve been fast enough to catch him, but I wasn’t. But, he continually tells me it’s not my fault, so I guess I don’t feel as bad as I initially did. When Tony put me in prison, I was pissed of course. When he came to visit though, I knew he was just doing what he was told. He really didn’t want to end up in some deep shit. And when Steve came back? I was glad he made it out alive, of course, but I was also ready to fight with him.”

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Sam, I lost a dear friend in a world of demons and I pray he will wait for me in a city of angels

“I had a feeling you needed a hug. Hope everything is alright and I hope you feel better, anon.”

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Do you watch rupal's drag race? If so, who's your favorite queen(s)?

“No, but I have a feeling that I must watch it. I probably do need to, I should start as soon as possible.”

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who is the kinkiest on the team???? XD

“Surprisingly enough...”

“Yep. The old man is just... Just watch the gif. You know what I mean.”