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My mother had a photo of you and she always told me "This is your father, he was so handsome"

So….I'm 80% sure you're my father

I've had a few people bring your name up in conversation, so, I ask this question. Who are you?

this guy's son

So… I guess it's you, or am I wrong sir?

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I've had a few people bring your name up in conversation, so, I ask this question. Who are you?

this guy's son

So… I guess it's you, or am I wrong sir?

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Así que... Tengo un AU de Rikiel (JJBA) siendo mafioso o algo así, pero eso si, siempre lleva una pala y una sonrisa, si quieren pueden dejar preguntas si quieren o lo que sea

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So… I have an AU of Rikiel (JJBA) being a mafia member or something like that, but yes, he always carries a shovel and a smile, if you want you can leave questions if you want or whatever

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English or Spanish?

It's that "whoever moves first is gay" shit right?

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*Crying after watching Sonic 3 the Movie* EGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN-

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You see when one man becomes a vampire and steals his adoptive brothers body..

Idk he becomes a slut

That makes sense (I guess)

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How is it that (biologically speaking) I have two fathers...? Is that even possible...?

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I remember when I was 13-14 years old and I was in my emo phase (literally, my little dark age)

I wore these clothes and I dyed my hair blue, on top of that I was telling "this is not a phase, it's my life" (it didn't last more than 3 years)

I'm ashamed of myself

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d-don't say i didn't warn you Donatello >:""c

*nervous, proceeds to hit him 2 times in a row with the shovel on the head and runs off to calm down somewhere else*

Why were you banned from applebees???

What are you, a cop? You can't prove anything.

I mean I didn't do anything.

It was Rikiel and Ungalo who tried to dine and dash, not me. I don't even know those guys.

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Liar! You know that that day I was with Pucci

Take it back or I-I'll hit you with a shovel >:'(

Why were you banned from applebees???

What are you, a cop? You can't prove anything.

I mean I didn't do anything.

It was Rikiel and Ungalo who tried to dine and dash, not me. I don't even know those guys.

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What did i do what Versace :)?

Why were you banned from applebees???

What are you, a cop? You can't prove anything.

I mean I didn't do anything.

It was Rikiel and Ungalo who tried to dine and dash, not me. I don't even know those guys.

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I remember when I was 5-6 years old and I did the same thing to my mom every time she ate something (it sounds like a joke, but it's anecdotal)

Car needs fuel

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Some people tell me that I look like this guy, can someone tell me how we are alike?

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I'm no longer allowed into Sephora Cosmetics :"""( Goes to cry in a corner

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Why do you wear so much cow print 👹👹👹👹

so that the blood stains don't show up every time I kill someone, duh ¬^¬

HAHA, I'm obviously joking

Or maybe not…?

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((Yo, here is the person who created the blog, I'm bored, do you want or can you send questions? I mean Rikiel, not me because that would be so strange (I think(?) ))