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Hello!! You're my favorite Sakamaki!! Here, Have a brownie! I made them myself! *Strawberry hands you a homemade brownie*

Well thank you my dear.

[*eats a brownie*] Those are quite delicious..thank you. Well then it’s my turn to return the favour. How about I invite you for some afternoon tea?

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Hii...Honestly I wanted to ask how you like girls ^-^

..My ideal type you mean? We’ll I suppose she’ll be obedient and decent. Someone who doesn’t keep secrets , and she’d obviously smart not smarter than me. I suppose that’s about it….

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NO!!!!!!!1!1!1 😵😵😵😧😧🤯🤯😱😱😱 DONT LEAVE ME IN THIS STINKY DUNGEON!!! 😭😭😭😭😢😢😢🥺🥺🥺🥺😫😫😩😩😩😩 WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REIJIIIIIIII 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😕😕😖😖😖😖😱😱😱😱😱😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤮🤮🤮

….already did..

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[Hello, the Author! How about a role-playing game together? Would you mind becoming my roller skating partner?? Besides, would you mind making a new friend as me?But this does not mean that you should become my partner exclusively. I'll just flash on your blog^^]

The stranger attracted the attention of the students because of her appearance and school uniform, which was completely different from the rest. The girl was completely uncomfortable with such attention, and for this reason she squeezed her eyes shut and began to move faster. She didn't understand the road, so she accidentally bumped into a tall man. She fell to her knees in front of him with a short squeal. The documents flew in different directions. Her already short skirt was pulled up. The girl cursed under her breath and quickly began to collect the papers, it took several minutes, but her hand froze in the air after she raised her head and met the scarlet eyes, which read discontent. From such a heavy look, a chill ran through my body, my shoulders shuddered.

/ брюнетка опустила голову и прошептала свои извинения / - Мне очень жаль... / и с этими словами она наконец собрала бумаги и собралась встать

..[*gathers all the rest of the scattered paper*]

Be careful next time and watch where your going…. By the looks of it your new here, allow me to formally introduce myself.

My name is reiji sakamaki and imperfect things do not interest me in the slightest meaning I have no interest in being associated with you so beware

Good day Ms.

[*with that he leaves you standing there all bewildered about what just happened*]

((Ofc!!! <33

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💀 man where did the crack heads anons came from ( I love y'all frfr )

Honestly I have no idea..clearly they lack discipline.

((<333

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Have you now? Well then.. off the dungeon you go

SANTA SAYS THIS YEAR BAD GIRLS GET MORE THAN JUST COAL

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Teddy was placed neatly on top of his lap, his weary eyes glancing at the plate of food in front of him. For a once a month dinner, it surely wasn’t pleasant when they serve something that was not in Kanato’s favor. His fork stabbed onto the steak, vigorously as he twirl the fork around plate. The eerie clanking between the tableware clashing as he played with his food, only the sound of hysteric laughter escaped his lips. At last, he found this dinner gathering to be more than just boring.

//I saw that role play was allowed and want to see how Reiji will react to Kanato’s food playing at the dinner table. Please ignore this if I did it incorrectly, and if so, I apologize for that! Thank you in advance <3

..kanato..please for once have manners while we’re all at the table. We can’t have candy for dinner for the millionth time. Ive said this before.

Either eat your food..or no candy for an entire month!

…

God these insubordinate children I have to deal with.

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AHHHH 😫😫😫😫😣😣😣😣😖😖😖😖😖😖😭😭😭😭PLEASE STOP HURTING ME 😰😰😰😰😰🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱🤧🤧🤧🤧🤕🤕🤕🤕😞😞😔😔😔😔 but still…..I refuse to leave!!!! 😎😎😎😎😝😝😝😝😝😝🤓🤓😘😘😘😘

…..I have no time for this ridiculous behavior..

[*leaves you alone locked in a dungeon*]

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no 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤I will not leave 😒😒😒😒😒😤😤😤😤😤😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😐😐😐😐😐 you cannot make me you fool 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮👿👿👿👿👿👿👿💀💀. 💀💀💀💀☠️👺👺👺👺

…you seem to have not know your place mortal..

Don’t worry, I’ll be sure to teach you some great manners.

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Cats or dogs?

…in the house? None

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Bonjour :33

Bonjour

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Hello Reiji, I just came to give you Carbonara. Enjoy!

…is there a reason for such thing?

Nonetheless thank you..

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I’m sorry bbg 😔😔😔😔😔 I have put you in pain 😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😫😫😫😫😫😫 please forgive thy 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Didn’t I say leave?

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rats. And rats make me crazy.

ok…and?

What will I get out of this information?

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what if Reiji had a little daughter or son and they came to him and gave him tea? (Except they wanted to do experiments like there father and the tea had mouthwash, perfume and shampoo all mixed in.)

Oh! What’s this? For me?

[*they hand over the tea cup*] my my look at you all grown up and making some tea already.

[*weird smell comes from the tea*] mm..darling what did you put in this? [*tells me it’s a secret*] a secret mm…

Now now my child in order for me to drink this I would like to know what’s inside…don’t worry I won’t tell anyone about your secret recipe.

[*tells me the ingredients and that they we’re trying to do an experiment*]….Goodness and you expect me to drink this?

Please…do anything like this again…come ask me…Maybe I’ll teach you a few things in the future, but now how about I teach you how to make actual tea.

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hey my name is cabbage, do you wanna hear my life story? You don’t? To bad. Before I was born my father stole cabbages from the creepy old lady next door and then one day she found out, the old lady said that he could take as many cabbages as he wants as long as she can take something from him once I was born. He agreed but eventually forgot. The day I was born the old lady spawned in the hospital room and decided that she wanted to take my heart, once she had my heart she vanished never to be seen again. Now, you might be wondering how I’m talking to you right now. Well, it’s because my father had a cabbage next to him and implanted the cabbage where my heart should be. And that’s how my family started a cabbage business and how we are rich. Any question?

…..

no…no questions….

When was the last time you went to a doctor? Do I need to take you to one?

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hey bbg 😍😍😍😍😍😍😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😏😏😏😏😏😏do you ☝🏻Wanna come over 🏠 later 😏😏😏😏😏 there’s🧍‍♀️Another 🤰person you don’t know eugghhhhhhhh aughhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫😏😏😏😏😏

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I’m sorry what is this? What kind of manners is this?

Leave my house immediately! I will not tolerate such thing!