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[ask-nt-high-command]

well they go through the mandatory 24 hour captaining and command training course, but yes.

hey there corporate rival, do you happen to know why im getting yet another report that another station 13 is activating thermonuclear research decimation protocools?

@ask-nt-high-command

"Hey, don't ask me. Aren't you corpos supposed to keep track of your nuclear detonation codes? Better yet, why the hell do you guys have nuclear detonation systems on your stations anyway?"

[ask-nt-high-command]

safety precautions, also station captains arent actuallly part of central command, and that means its their job to look after the disk.

hey there corporate rival, do you happen to know why im getting yet another report that another station 13 is activating thermonuclear research decimation protocools?

@ask-nt-high-command

"Hey, don't ask me. Aren't you corpos supposed to keep track of your nuclear detonation codes? Better yet, why the hell do you guys have nuclear detonation systems on your stations anyway?"

[ask-nt-high-command]

uhhhhhhhh

You say a fucken word about it and you're on [REDACTED] duty for a year.

i really totally super duper promise i don't know anything about it.

Good.

hey there, im back after SOMEONE dropped an egg salad sandwich on the relay boards.

What? I was hungry.

while working with delicate equipment, jerry.

@ask-nt-high-command

“You know, that’s probably not the weirdest reason I’ve heard for comms silence. We had a rookie here once who, somehow, accidentally set the relay unit on fire.. in space, mind you.”

[ask-nt-high-command]

...

no.

hey there, im back after SOMEONE dropped an egg salad sandwich on the relay boards.

What? I was hungry.

while working with delicate equipment, jerry.

@ask-nt-high-command

“You know, that’s probably not the weirdest reason I’ve heard for comms silence. We had a rookie here once who, somehow, accidentally set the relay unit on fire.. in space, mind you.”

[ask-nt-high-command]

ok now im just creeped out.

i mean we definitely dont repurpose dead organics for uses easily done via ai.

no sirree

GARY YOU BETTER NOT BE LEAKING CORPORATE SECRETS!!!

uh no sir im not.

Good.

hey there, im back after SOMEONE dropped an egg salad sandwich on the relay boards.

What? I was hungry.

while working with delicate equipment, jerry.

@ask-nt-high-command

“You know, that’s probably not the weirdest reason I’ve heard for comms silence. We had a rookie here once who, somehow, accidentally set the relay unit on fire.. in space, mind you.”

[ask-nt-high-command]

what

hey there, im back after SOMEONE dropped an egg salad sandwich on the relay boards.

What? I was hungry.

while working with delicate equipment, jerry.

@ask-nt-high-command

“You know, that’s probably not the weirdest reason I’ve heard for comms silence. We had a rookie here once who, somehow, accidentally set the relay unit on fire.. in space, mind you.”

[ask-nt-high-command]

what, did they hit a battery?

hey there, im back after SOMEONE dropped an egg salad sandwich on the relay boards.

What? I was hungry.

while working with delicate equipment, jerry.

@ask-nt-high-command

“You know, that’s probably not the weirdest reason I’ve heard for comms silence. We had a rookie here once who, somehow, accidentally set the relay unit on fire.. in space, mind you.”

[ask-nt-high-command]

yo guys uhhh, where do you keep your nuclear bombs

-singed, def not the syndicate

idk

[ask-nt-high-command]

What kind of egg sandwich breaks a comm array????

he dropped it on the main processor. yknow, the thing that encodes and decodes the signals?

[ask-nt-high-command]

hello there, after CERTAIN technical difficulties.

It was just an egg salad sandwich!

dropped onto sensitive relay equipment. anyways, NT high command is now ready to receive questions again.

[ask-nt-high-command]

just another of tim's delusional dud experiments.

I HEARD THAT!

hey, what type of energy cells do you use? just asking for no particular reason

@ask-nt-high-command

Oh, sure. We use [DATA REDACTED] along with a mix of [DATA REDACTED]. Hope that helps pal.

[ask-nt-high-command]

really, well sh-

HEY GARY, I FINISHED THE CHEMLASERS!!!!

tim what did i tell you about screaming when im on the radio

The voices in my head say its a good idea though...

hey, what type of energy cells do you use? just asking for no particular reason

@ask-nt-high-command

Oh, sure. We use [DATA REDACTED] along with a mix of [DATA REDACTED]. Hope that helps pal.

[ask-nt-high-command]

@ask-the-syndicate

what the fuck is happening

@ask-nt-high-command

Why the hell are you asking me? I didn’t do anything to start this whole “time traveling signals” junk. I just run a radio frequency!

[ask-nt-high-command]

So uhh... So you even like your job?

no.

[ask-nt-high-command]

tim the voices arent real

YES THEY ARE AND THEYRE MY FRIENDS!!!!

Mmm, Timothy could you lower your volume?

WHAT? I CAN ONLY HEAR THE VOICES OF SCIENCE!!!!

Space Jesus, I need a drink...

what the fuck is happening

@ask-nt-high-command

Why the hell are you asking me? I didn’t do anything to start this whole “time traveling signals” junk. I just run a radio frequency!

[ask-nt-high-command]

Oh hey the voices in my head are back! HI VOICES IN MY HEAD!!!

its just the radio, harrison how have you not given tim any therapy yet?

Mmm, Gareth, I am quite too busy to deal with Timothy currently.

youve been staring at yourself in the mirror for 5 solar rotations.

IM MAKING NEW COMPUTERS TO SELL TO PEOPLE VOICES IN MY HEAD!!!

Goddamnit...

what the fuck is happening

@ask-nt-high-command

Why the hell are you asking me? I didn’t do anything to start this whole “time traveling signals” junk. I just run a radio frequency!

[ask-nt-high-command]

heh, th-

WHATS UP FUCKOS, I got some new market products that I need tested, and somebody's gotta try the-

tim, please shut up, this is a really bad time.

what the fuck is happening

@ask-nt-high-command

Why the hell are you asking me? I didn’t do anything to start this whole “time traveling signals” junk. I just run a radio frequency!